DiarY oF RicKy dA d-jAy

pre-exams drama

2006-04-21T15:42:00.000+07:00

Hi, guys! well... its been a hectic week cuz i had pre-exams & today it's over. But it's continued with the damn practical tests. Jesus!

so... listen! as usual, there were many cheatings in p7. & thats the same even in da pre-exams. so cheating is common in my school & the teachers know it. so this happened on wednesday. there were tests of math & social science. damn those 2 are fuckin hard. so the questions were made by da fucking government so all schools in west jakarta have the same questions. & some schools had had da shits earlier than our damn school. so as u know some guys have relationships with other schools & asked for answers. on da tuesday, a gal named Kahlen from USA (LOL) called me that she had da question sheets of math & social science tests. & she wanted 2 share with me. Thank you KAHLEN!

so then da math test went good. but then came the social science test. I put a lil sheet of paper in my pocket, there's written the answers which I got from kahlen my best friend from USA. & so many guys had da answers too. there were sir eddy & mrs rosu in my class. well... da test was difficult but its okay for me since i got the answers already. THX KAHLEN! but there came da tragedy. maddam rospit came to my class & whispered sumthin to maddam rosu. then, she started 2 check our belongings. i was just... "JESUS! i had 2 hide that fuckin paper immediately" i didnt kno where to put. finally, i put it under my test paper. my heart was beating fast. she checked our pocket, pencil case & took da cell & wallet. then she came 2 me. I tried not 2 panic cuz it could make her suspify me. luckily, she didnt check my paper. if she'd checked that, i'd have been scolded by my parnts. then da test over. many ppl punked in other classes. that's sad!

da next day there was da test of computer theory. man... couldnt do that! damn hard! & trilono was in my room. He tore sheila's paper cuz she cheated! that's crazy. then, they said there's the social science test AGAIN! FUCK IT, MAN... MY SCHOOL IS A SCHOOL OF SHITS! nothin happened... OH! cang was punked while cheating.

2day is Kartini's day. Hey yo Mamma! Kartini is a heroine in indonesia who's very worthful for the emancipation of all indonesian chicks. so our school celebrated it by makin some competition. there were news-casting competition for female, fried-rice-cooking for males & fashion show. i joined da fried rice cooking ones with cong. haha... we just had fun, watched da fashion show (Gee... J-my rocks!), & did monkey business with friends.

had nothin to do... perhaps just preparin for da MD test next monday. Oh yea baby! I'll go trippin! I think da song will be Chaotic by Britney Spears its easily 2 dance... so I think it's da song.

bye!

Gomenasai

2006-04-12T23:36:00.000+07:00

hi whats up?!

im so sorry cuz i rarely update my blog cuz i have a new 1 in lj & i feel more comfortable there.

well... life just goes well. im damn busy nowadyas cuz exams is coming. well i'll leave 07 if i pass da exams.

but b34 leaving da school i wanna finish runaway bride & show it 2 some of my friends. hahaa... but im so busy perhaps i just have lil time 2 finish it. damn!

btw finally antm4 is over! its da best cycle & i really like it cuz da chicks r hot. finally naima wins. oh naima isnt hot! i prefer keenyah, kahlen, brittany, michelle, tatiana or rebecca 2 win it.

ahh... i dunno what 2 post. just check out my LJ. http://rickydadjay.livejournal.com

thx guys.

djay out

bets

2006-03-28T17:56:00.000+07:00

hey u guys there! whats up?!

these days i seldom post in blogspot again. & i hav new blog in livejournal. i feel better there... but i wont hav this account deleted cuz theres such many good things here. if u wanna see my activities detail... just visit http://rickydadjay.livejournal.com

well... adeline & i have bet. this bet will be ended after 11th grade. mmm... takes much time. da loser must treat 21 & eating. so... s u kno we wont be schoolmate again in senior hi school. so sad! so here r da bets

for me:
-be @ least 175 cm tall
-kiss @ least 1 min
-be an athlete of smak1

for her:
-be 48-50 kg
-kiss @ least 1 min
-have C-size boobs

lol... lol... oh man i really wanna be 180 cms. so...i'll b more serious 2 da 1st target. yup! & 2day my mom & i gotta BBD buildin 2 ask many things bout educations in germany. yeah...! my bro & i plan 2 continue our lives after hi-school there. & i dont wanna get my ass back 2 indonesia cuz there aint hottie here.

bye!

Oh Gosh... its unbelievable!

2006-03-19T19:49:00.000+07:00

Whats up guys??!! hav a vry intrestin day 2day. lets juz start da story

6.30 AM: I woke up, yawned, stretched my body
then I had shower, dumped shits, brushed teeth & it took about 15 mins.
then got 2 my school... evry1 had already waited 4 me there.

SO.... Y I get 2 school on Sunday?????!!!! cuz theres RED CROSS COMPETITION in sman 94!! & my team-mates r manissa & christella (cs). my school sent 3 teams. da ist team's mine. da 2nd team members r stella, javier & pinka. & da 3rd team members r victor, sammy, Maria Bitch. UUURRRHHHJ!!! hate maria so mucch. shes a bitch... & also there were efsan, jova & ivan. they didnt join da competition but they came 2 support. thx guys.

then got 2 sman 94 in semanan by cs's car. & finally arrived there. da school... is soso. i cant say it sux but i cant say its awesome. but da public schools hav speciality. its da CAFETARIA!!! da foods r usually cheap in public schools. then we gotta da music room. da room is so blue... & fuckinly da ac may break. damn! tahts so hott!!!!! wit more than 50 ppl in da room! & da ac didnt work 2 chill us all!

then da quiz was divided into 5 sessions. 1 session contained 5 groups. da judges got sum pieces of paper but there were no P7. my mind was thinkin..."we're not registered?????" & finally da last session, all P7 teams there!!! DAMN BASTARD! we had 2 wait 4 long long time.

ok here da rules:
-da qualification quiz was divided into 5 sessions... each session contained 5 groups
-each groups got 10 questions... if answer correct got 100, if wrong no minus no plus. only hav 5 secs 2 answer... then other teams could answer, if correct got 100 but if wrong minus 50.
-da highest score in each session gotta final
-in final da quiz rules r da same.
- then we gotta do 1 practical task
- & gotta giv kinda education

well... continue. borin waitin; manisa, pinka & i ate indomie, risolles & jasjus in da cafe. man... SO CHEAP!!!! so then were juz chillin around. jova & stela were romancin. cs was studyin, maria was frustatin (GOOD!!), & i jus had fun wit manisa, pinka, etc. herman made strategy... in case we're in 1 session so theres maximum 1 team of p7 got2 da finale. my rivals were 75 & 187(or sumkind like dat). so da other teams kicked 75s ass & let us answer it. thx guys

& finally we did it! we got 1900!!! its da highest score!! we gotta da finale. & our rivals in finale r 2 teams from qmur1, a team from RICCI(RIcci, Cicu, Cupu, Idiot), & a team from 75. we didnt get da highest number 4 da quiz. then... we gotta do da 1st aid. i's da victim. manisa & cs did it vry well... but da time wasnt enough. da judges announced da score & we're higher than ricci. then, da ricci complained,"they didnt finish!" yeah they're finished but they didnt do da steps well... so got worse score than us guys! then da education... both qmur teams choose Clean Life topic. da team from ricci & 75 choose HIV/AIDS. & our team was da different one. da topic was 'SEX IS NOT A CRIME'. manissa was da presenter. yaaah... shes good @ this.

& da results.... da 1st is for SMPN75, da 2nd is for RICCI, da 3rd is for SMPK7BPKPENABUR, da 4th is for qmur & da 5th also qmur. yeah!! were 3rd & also we win da BIG TROPHY cuz we got da highest score of them all. yeah! thx God! s my motto... KICK ASS OR FUCK OFF...! good job 4 manissa & cs.

got 2 school by jovas car. in puri suddenly stella wanted 2 turn 2 her crib in citra. damn! finally arrived in school @ 6.30.

djay out! btw i hav new blog in http://rickydadjay.livejournal.com visit sumtimes

When A Man Loves A Woman

2006-03-14T16:57:00.000+07:00

Yo there wazzup?!

2day i had tryout tests of math. not 2 difficult hallelujah! but i hate math!!!! yea math sux. Damn it wit math!

well... ms.x dates a guy. hahaha... its okay s long s shes happy wit him. im not dat kinda guy... i juz let gal i love go. hey! i played harmonica just now. i played percy sledge's song 'When A Man Loves A Woman'. Man... da lyrics damn cool & also da song. i lov dat! well... here's da lyric. i love it so mucch!

When A Man Loves A Woman
by Percy Sledge

When a man loves a woman,
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else,
He'd change the world for the good thing he's found.
If she is bad, he can't see it,
She can do no wrong,
Turn his back on his best friend if he put her down.
When a man loves a woman,
He'll spend his very last dime
Tryin' to hold on to what he needs.
He'd give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain,
If she said that's the wayIt ought to be.
Well, this man loves you, woman.
I gave you everything I have,
Tryin' to hold on to your hot blood long.
Baby, please don't treat me bad.
When a man loves a woman,
Down deep in his soul,
She can bring him such misery.
If she is playin' him for a fool,
He's the last one to know.
Lovin' eyes can never see.
When a man loves a woman
he can do her no wrong,
he can never hugsome other girl.
Yes,When a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels,

oooh yeah baby! damn dis song realy awesome! i kno how it feels when a man loves a woman. btw any1 here kno where 2 get free piano block notes.

well... its all! bye!!

midtests over... continued wit tryout

2006-03-11T22:42:00.000+07:00

yo guys!

dis week is midtests week. full of cheats, full of frustation, full of shits, etc. then there're tryout tests.

& this week i often leave class cuz im da crew of family care competition. mmm... it's THE O.C. (THE OBLIGING CARE). man... this gonna b awesome! eli designed da clothes. & da theme is NO RAZIS=CARE. cool.... s u know... p7 red cross team is not full-of bookworms or sumkind like dat. but full of freak guys!!! so while we havin meeting. many things happened. we talked bout antm, etc. moreover, vq & andrew "fuckin"... hahahha we guys crazy

2day i went out 2 puri wit my buds. cuz kodok & momon bday. they treated us pizza hut. we wanted 2 watch fd3 but did not. &... da guys me, kodok, momon, yoyon, ace, bocah, james, ps, dea, siz, george, mc, johan, yerem & AGABITCH. then we played pool & bowling. returned home... blah blah blah. met many buds there. manisa & his bf-denis, yosi & kezia & anggi, etc.

hueh... i feel bored. btw these days i love antm so muchh... cuz there's keenyah & brittany tehre, also kahlen. hahahaha... they guys hot. wanna watch simple life... etc.

bye

The Pianist

2006-03-04T14:48:00.000+07:00

Hey guys! Whats up?!

Well... 2morro is da red cross competition. jus fuck off wit dat. i hav 2 learn hair-2-toe faster then... so im studyin 4 da history midtest. aaahhh... dont get it!

i juz finished watchin The Pianist. Its a damn great movie baby! I borro cah's dvd. & its based on true story. da story is in poland on da ww2. Its such an amzin story. lemme tell ya

there's a pianist named (damn i 4get!) Szpielsman (if im not mistaken)... starred by adrien brody. he worked 4 Poilsh Radio. Suddnly, Germans stroke da city. They announced dat all jews had 2 leave Warsaw. FYI Szpielsman's a jew. Jews were totally discriminated. They r forbidden 2 walk on pavement, sit on public benches, etc. Okay... all jews had 2 leave warsaw & lived in a jew area named Ghetto. But Germans were vry cruel. they killed many jews, etc. in da ghetto, szpielsman worked s a pianist in a restaurant. then, theres announcement dat all jews had 2 b on a train. Man... i saw da train it was vry fuckin up. da train had no window & its filled in wit more than 1000 of jews. i wondered they would die cuz of suffocatin in it. when szpielsman & fam made a line 2 da train... a jew police pulled him & made him parted from his fam. He was alone in da ghetto. nobodys there. suddnly, he met his boss & hid wit him. he said he had a cool job. so szpielsman became a builder or sumkind like dat. man... wad a poor life! germans r so cruel & they killed many builders thout reasons. Luckily, szpielsman was still saved. 1 of his bud had 2 getta Warsaw & bought potatoes & breads 4 da builers there. but... his bud bought guns 2. FYI tehre were a wall 2 part da jews & da germans area. so evrynight, they threw da guns 2 da jew area 4 their weapons. then... he ran away. he remembered hes givn an address by a jewish singer. he gotta her crib & da singer saved him.

He was saved in a flat. da singer & her man came 2 him evryweek 2 giv sum foods. tehy left address 4 szpielsman in case of emergency. one day, tehy said 2 szpielsman dat da flat was no longer safe. they asked him 2 leave but szpielsman didnt leave. suddnly, his neighbor knocked da door & pissed him of. she wanted 2 catch szpielsman cuz hes a jew. szpielsman ran away & finally he gotta da address that da singer gave. there was da lady... shes pregnant. she & her husband saved szpielsman. he lived in front of hospital. cuz its risky 4 szpielsman 2 go outside... da singer & her husband locked da door. suddnly, they left & 4got 2 leave da key. szpielsman was trapped there. once, da doors knocked & crowd outside shoutin 'THIS BUILDIN R GONNA BE BOMBED!!' he wanted 2 get da fuck out but he couldnt cuz da doors locked. then bombings evrywher! boom boom boom! many ppl died. szpielsman finally hid in a hospital opposite his flat. but suddnly, da hospital was burned. he found a wall & he climbed it. he didnt kno where it was but he kept walkin. there was nobody there. only ruins of buildings. he got in a safe place & seek foods. he hid in an attic when suddnly he found a room. he got in a room. astonishingly, there was a German army. Szpielsman was so afraid. But... da army asked him wad he did 4 livin. & he said hes a pianist. da german asked him 2 play a piano & so szpielsman played a music. its a gorgeous music. i think da army liked him. he gave szpielsman food, etc & let szpielsman live. hes vry kind. but suddnly, da army wanted 2 leave him cuz da russians r coming. FYI Germans VS Russians. FYI again... Russians protected Polish. so szpielsman was alone there when suddnly da russians came. da russians saved him & he worked s a pianist in polish radio again.

once... there was sum german armies caught by russians. there was a russian musician shouted "Hey u German fucker! im a musician & u stole my violin & my soul!" & there was german army who saved szpielsman. he came 2 da musician & asked him..."Hey u musician! u kno a pianist named szpielsman who worked 4 polish radio?" da musician replied,"of course" & da german army begged him "please... ask him 2 come here & save me. I saved him..."

da russian musician finally found szpielsman playin piano in radio office. he told bout da shits & they gotta da place da musician found da army. but there was no armies again. theyre gone!

in the end, szpielsman died in year 2000. he was still a pianist till he's dead. & da german army who helped him... theres written dat hes killed as a Russian-prisoners.

wow! its vry2 great! so guys juz watch it though ive told ya da story but watch it guys!!! its damn great!

mmm.. needa study. fuck off 2morro i must b @ skool @ 6.30 cuz da competition started @ 7 am. fuck off wit 78!

bye bye!

huaaa...

2006-03-03T23:41:00.000+07:00

Hey guys! Finally its march. I hate february dunno y. btw

HAPPY B'DAY KODOK whose b'day's yesterday
HAPPY B'DAY YOKOSU & ZANETA whose bdays r 2day

mmm... such many shits i wanna tell ya. 1st things 1st i wanna tell ya dat shits from my skool got closr. IT'S MIDTERM TESTS!!! Fuck off wit dat! I dun need sum pieces of shits 2 b filled in. da midtests start on mon, mar 6.

& also... on SUNDAY Ill go 2 sman 78 4 a red cross competition. Fuck it! I had a vry hard work. Im da commando & I must do all like KOMPAK, hair-2-toe, etc. my team-mates r jova & david (as caretaker), marcell (s logistic), samuel (s patient card) & javier (s victim). man... tehy guys fucked me up (except macell & javier). really jove, dave & especially samuel fucked me up! Huaaa.. I hate summa my teammates. there r 3 teams: my team, stela's team & meidi's team. stela's team members r stella( s a commando), fina & livia (s caretakers), fsan(s logistic), vincentia (s patient card) & stefani (s victim). mmm... stela & I r still unxperienced & we guys must lead our juniors. fuck off! meidi's team members r meidi (s a commando), cs & vq (s caretakers), pinka (s logistic), andrew (s patient card) & femi (s victim)... GOSH! meidi's team is sooooooo experienced... not only da caretakers but also da victim too! Femi is an experienced victim lol. Man... my team did it slowly cuz i couldnt manage it well. wish i could manage em better. but da smartes guy is marcell. well... he does his job very very very well. 2 thumbs up 4 ya. mmm... preparin my throat 4 hair-2-toe then. ehm ehm...!

'Saya memrixa pala bag blakang apaka ad prubahan bntuk? luka? nyri? bngkak?... saya memrixa titit pasien apaka disfungsi erexi?... saya memrixa asshole pasien apaka tersumbat... saya memrixa pussy pasien apaka robek & mengluarkan cairan?? saya memrixa toket pasien apaka size-nya C?... tau lah bacot fuck off!' lol

hey! i juz realize 1 thing... i think im 2 close wit adlin. yea shes a lotta fun so i sumtimes sat beside her & we had a chat. then... 2day sheila came 2 adlin & asked "how long hav u benn datin wit ricky?" huh??!! WTF?! sheila added dat she knew from cece. fuck off! yeah... i think wad we did not juz like an ordinary fren. no... im so hones wit her. like im not afraid sayin this in front of her... "lin ur boobs r big". & shes ok wit that... shes happy cuz i giv her comliment. thats y i can b vry hones wit her. like she knew when i got erection. i ever told her i was havin erection... then she just looked @ my dick. & sumtimes she asked me "gosh rikcy! how can it b that?" then i ever kissed her hand in a flirty way. & i ever said this 2 her... "lin lets kiss!" & then she say cmon! so i grabbed her hips & got my face closer... but then she refused 2 do it cuz bule & cang came 2 us. & they pissed us off "AHHHH... wad did u guys do??!" they said... mmm.. adlin looked ashamed. & sumimes i held her hands. do u think my relationship wit adlin is a common friendship?? or its a bit more serious??? tell me, my schoolmates..!

cool things happened yesterday. in native lesson...FYI my teacha's name is mike. he wanted us 2 aske him sum questions but must b uncommon. so my team was me, adlin, btet & wilyo... u know lah wad it would be... lol here r da dialogues

mike: (sit beside us)
me: hey mike! r u virgin?
mike: (smile) wadcha think?
lin, tet, yo & me: i think no
mike: mmmm maybe no
me: maybe??
mike: we hav diffrent cultures
me: wadcha mean wit maybe?
lin: rik i think he meant half-virgin
me: half-virgin? wtf is dat?!
lin: so u hav done it but ur dick has not enterd da pussy
me: ic ic
lin: so hes still virgin but he ever did it
lin: when did u lose ur virginity mike?
mike: ill keep it s a secret
me: oh cmon tell us
mike: as old as u now
me, lin, tet & yo: (HUH??! thats hot)
mike: so ricky... r u virgin?
me: yes...
mike: when will u lose ur virginity?
me: (confused... dunno wad 2 answer)
me: maybe... 2MORROW!
mike: wit who?
btet & wilyo: (pointed adlin)
lin: no no no!
mike: (smile) ok thank u ( he left)

lol lol lol. mike told us summa his sex-life. lol

djay out guys!

abortion

2006-02-25T23:52:00.000+07:00

hey sup guys?! hey i just got a cool poem bout abortion. its written by a fren of fren... here it is

MUMMY .......PLEASE.

Mummy please don't kill me!
My baby you just don't understand...
Mummy why are you killing me?
Why did your father rape me, why did he demand?

Oh mummy I am so sorry,
But please don't punish me.
I'll grow up to be your friend,
With me you can share your agony.

My dear sweet child, you just don't see,
You are a precious little being.
But your very existence is my very grief,
You I can't deal with seeing.

No mummy, I'll pick you flowers,
We'll have fun together.
I am your little girl mummy,
The pain won't last forever.

Oh baby, I know you'd be beautiful,
But every time I'd look into your eyes... I'd see him.
Every day I'd relive the terror,
The future would be bleak and grim.

Mummy I am not him though,
Don't place the blame on me.
Don't kill me mummy, let me live,
Allow us to create our own happy memory.

Sweetie, it would be difficult,
And you don't want to live on this earth.
Here there is so much persecution, so much hurt...
You'd be exposed to evil from birth.

Please don't be so negative mummy,
I'd love to live and help create change.
I'll love animals and the earth just like you,
Together we'll survive, happiness we'll arrange.

It's not that easy though,
Being compassionate will run you dry.
Your life will end up becoming depressing,
You'll just constantly ponder upon why...

Mummy, learn, life has its ups and downs,
But family and friends make you smile,
Of course there always exists pain,
Hopefully though this will only emerge once in awhile.

Oh my baby, I cannot take your life,
Your spirit is already so intelligent and wise,
Deciding your existence was never my right.
And your father I'll forgive and cease to despise.

Mummy I am so happy now,
Thank you for my life.
Thank you for forgiving my father's flaws,
And realising abortion is not right.
I know it hurt you bad mummy,
But I am here for a reason you'll see.
I am going to make you proud,
I love you my mummy.

Danielle Jones
October 4th 2001

well... wadcha think?! tears r fallin from my eyes. da poem was damn gorgeous. i dunno who da fuck danielle jones is but da poem he made was breath-takin. so gals... please dont take abortion. can u imagine how painful it is. da baby havent lived yet but u killed him. dats inhumane.

dis weekend so borin. I lost my weekend cuz of 2 bitches. they r my grandma & aunt. theyre bitch. i felt so bored cuz i had 2 wait in her crib. so fucked up...! they pissed me off. so bored so im gonna letcha kno many things bout me again

DJAY IN 3...:

1. 3 favo animals:
- dogs
- scorpio
- koala

2. 3 favo foods:
- lambcurry
- pizza
- sushi

3. 3 targets of life:
- bein @ least 180 cms high
- fuck off from indonesia lol
- bein great man

4. 3 favo numbers:
- 69 (u know why i lov it lol)
- 8
- 2

5. 3 favo music:
- latin
- country
- hiphop

6. 3 favo series:
- desperate housewives
- (dunno)
- (dunno)

7. 3 favo singers:
- shania twain
- kanye west
- stevie wonder

8. 3 favo movies:
- dukes of hazzard
- the longest yard
- memoirs of geisha

9. 3 favo novels:
- RUNAWAY BRIDE :)
- Realita Cinta dan Rock n Roll
- Jomblo

10. 3 favo songs:
- Ada yg Hilang (Ipang)
- So Sick (Ne-yo)
- Heard em Say (Kanye West)

11. 3 favo teachers:
- maddam yuliana
- maddam sri s
- maddam nanik

14. 3 favo reality shows:
- RW/RR (lots of kissings... lov dat)
- Americas Next Top Models (intrested in photography)
- Wildboyz (lol watchin it)

15. 3 favo cartoon characters:
- spongebob
- blue (blue's clues)
- gary (spongebob's snail)

16. 3 favo chicks:
- Rihanna
- Eva Langoria
- Amerie

17. 3 favo sports:
- tennis
- volley
- F1 racing

18. 3 favo languages:
- english
- spanish
- french

19. 3 things u interested:
- music
- movie
- photography

20. 3 favo jobs:
- zookeeper (juz like in zoo tycoon)
- dj @ a nightlub
- photographer

hmmm... thats fu facts bout me. hey om watchin american idol in rcti. wow those gals hav great voice. my voice sucks. hey btw i saw paris hilton in tv today. is there simple life again?? aaahhh... love simple life. THATS HOT! paris & nicole r hot. hey i learned some languages 2 say 'Goodbye, my love!'...

english: goodbye, my love
indonesian: selamat tinggal sayang!
chinese: jai jian, xin ai de
spanish: adios, mi amor
german: verpiss dich du schlampe
thai: la korn tee ruk
greek: adio agapi mou
dutch: vaarwel mijin liefde
filipino: paalam aking mahal
korean: anniong nae sarang
belgian: tot ziens mijn liefste

these 2 languages r my favorite

FUCK OFF U BITCH!!!
or
SEE YA BITCH, GOOD RIDANCE!!

i prefer those 2 shits.

djay out... FUCK OFF U BITCH!!!!!!

vry fuckin intrestin dream

2006-02-24T23:54:00.000+07:00

Sup guys!? Hey man! finally i can update gain. mmm... i can continu my runaway bride finally. thx guys

well... i had a freak dream last night. but its damn intrestin dream! mmm... here is my dream.

i was walkin in front of da teachers' room wit my Ms. X. nobodys there just me & her. we're kiddin & she fucked me up. so i said loudly,"NGENTOT LOE CIBAI!" in english it's da same wit "FUCK YA PUSSY!". suddenly da fuckin headmaster mr. supana was standin behind us. he stared us. then he started 2 say some shits

supana (s): What did u say? (as u kno he's a fuddy duddy so i wont add any slang here lol)
me: I said NGENTOT LOE CIBAI/FUCK YA PUSSY
s: why did u say that?
me: just fuckin kiddin wit my lovely babe beside me dude
s: u know what the meaning is?
me: of course idiot! ngentot/fuck means ngesex/havin sex, cibai/pussy means memek/vagina
x: oh gosh ricky!
s: do u think it's okay 2 say it loudly
me: its okay. take it easy dude
s: u speakin like a junkie. u needa hav an urine test
me: fuck off wit that sir. i dont needa hav dat bullshits
s: i want u to BE QUIET
me: cool down, man!
x: (feelin so afraid)
s: so why u say those dirty words loudly in front of teachers room?
me: ive said be4 is juz fuckin jokin
s: so ur parents & teachers never tell u how impolite the words u said?
me: i dunno. don give shit wit that. this is me... i wanna say all da fuckin words... i wanna fuck wit my baby in front of u... its all up to me dude!
s: BE QUIET (vry loudly)
me & x: (shut our fuck up)
s: who taught u those words?
me: my environment. im sure u'd say those kinda words if u were a teen in this moment.
s: SO U WANNA FIGHT WIT ME??? URE NOT FEELIN GUILTY HUH???
me: not at all...
s: (punch my mouth 4 times)
s: (punch x's mouth once)
me: she didnt make any mistake stupid!!
s: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME???!!!
x: (feelin guilty)
s: now u 2 stand on the field
s: RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! (its so loud dat evry1 tried 2 find out what happened)
me& x: (standin on field)
then sum guys callin my name... & gettin clear, clearer, clearer... my mom woke me up. its 6 AM. i usually wake up @ 5.45. i rushed 2 shower.

hmmm... wad u guys think wit my dream? such a freak dream but i love it cuz vry intrestin. wish itd come true lol. hahahahahahahahaha...

mmm... ive got idea for my nex novel. even i havnt finished runaway bride... i wanna make a story bout Amazon Female Warriors. ever heard??? if im not mistaken... they lived in africa. they just had 1 boob 2 make em easier while archin. they were such a tough gals & lived apart from males. they came 2 males only 2 have pregnance. so... i think its a damn intrestin story. i like dat.... they're well known of being fearless warrior. They cut ppl's heads, & many things. dats gonna be hot. but i still knew few facts bout them. i wanna kno more. if u hav in4 bout amazons tell me okay! thx

djay out! wish id hav great dream again 2night lol! SWEET DREAM GUYS

PENCHE'

2006-02-19T11:30:00.000+07:00

SUP GUYS!!? finally i can update my blog again.

yesterday i stayed @ skool cuz of da inauguration of red cross youth juniors. but un4tunately its fuckinly borin. well... lets get started.

its started on friday 17th @ 4 pm. FYI there were about 60 peeps & divided in2 11 teams. we put their belongings & had shower. mmm... i had shower 2 of course. i had shower in 4th level toilet. nobodys thaere & its clean. so i had shower there. Havin showerin, i got back. i heard durand lost his ipod nano. oh no! wad a dumbass guy he is!? its ipod nano man! ipod nano!!! its damn awesome but he lost it. he was panic. then all da crews gathered. we talked bout da plans & i heard there were no more night walk again. FUCK!! Supana sucks! its tradition bitch! & i heard a bitch named maria told bout night walk to her mamma & her mama complained 2 supana. so fucked up huh! many guys came 2 hav da night walk!!!! then, they had dinner. they ate rice, nuggets & beans. i hadnt eaten. then da juniors learned shits bout red cross. we fellso bored & i decided 2 eat even its rainin. i, pinka, andrew & stela ate in da kitchen. we ate rice, nuggets, egg, etc. ate so many & felt full. we felt so bored that finally manisa & i played a reality show 'the prisoners'... so ridiculous. then da juniors slept. then andrew wanted me 2 accompany him making da story for da night story. then... i gotta da 4th level gain & played zoo tycoon, my favo game. Manisa played it & she made da zoo fucked up. then we laughed so much cuz she kept on sayin PENCHE' (read it wit freak accent) & she always talked in singlish accent . penche comes from pencet. pencet is my buds nickname. his real name is jonathan. hes a cute funny guy. & he got fucked up cuz we kept on sayin 'PENCHE... PENCHE...!' so ridiculous lah!

it was 00.00 so its da night story. all da lights turned off & we lit candles. then da juniors listened 2 cool story ndru & nani made. then da juniors slept again. so now its time for us 2 sleep. i, manisa, ndru, stela & pinka laid on da same matress. but we didnt feel sleepy. so we, xcept manisa played cars outside. we wasted times by freakin around, laughin, jokin, makin noise, plaiyn cards. we played speedy cards. its lottta fun. tere were me, stella, andrew, pinka, tira, amel, melwong, p'nut, dama, gio & anas. we decided 2 hav speedy tournament till 4.30 AM!!!!!!!! well... andrew, stela & i decided 2 sleep. andrew slept but stela & i didnt. so i didnt sleep for 24 hours. dats hot. they guys were still playin out there. i couldnt sleep then sum guys woke up. i heard noise outside dat tira won da tournament. then, i laid on matress & fell asleep. i woke up cuz i heard a loud voice. i heard dat all crews had2 gather'. i made a line. & my snior carol (is da writing correct?) reprimanded all crews who still slpet. & theyre me, andrew, tira, amel & pinka. guys who were awake till 5 am. he reprimanded us but i still felt so sleepy dat i yawned many times. i saw clock & its 7 am. i didnt hav time 2 hav shower & eat. so its time 4 da wide game. & its finshed on 9.30 am. then, we returned home.

opinion: vry borin, daq juniors fucked.

bye guys! i wanna finish my runaway bride but i cant. so i think itll b finished around april.

Week full of frustation

2006-02-10T22:50:00.000+07:00

Sup?! Huhhh... finally i can post blog gain. this week so fuckin hectic.

whats up wit this week??! well as usual i freak aroound wit my fellas again. talk sumthi nasty.

btw wanna wish happy bday 2 vbri whose bday on 7th.. so late huh

this week is fuckin tests week. so many tests bitch! on monday we had bio test. not hard & i can do it well... on tuesday is a free day. so happy dat day. on wednesday geo test... fuckin easy man! but sumthin intrestin happened on da test. on thursday math rudi test... so many intrestin fact. & 2day mat gogma & physic test..

okay! lemme tell ya bout da geo test. s ive mentioned i could do da geo test vry well! dunno y i thought its damn easy & i thought its da advantages 2 learn countries since is 5 yars old. dis is true guys! Ive learned names of countries, da capitals, da big cities since i was 5. thats absolutely amazin & so i could do da geo test well. & my fuckin bad habit is dat i always tlold da answeres 2 my buds evry test if i could. & rospit was in my class. she was lookin around & then bule asked me da answeres. so i put da sheet quite left & rospit realized sumthin freak wit my answer sheet. so she put it 2 da right place again. then.. i heard sum1 callin my names. so i looked left & right. then rospit came 2 me & said...
"riki, y didcha look left & right??" i answered "uuuhh... i was juz lookin around." she asked me again," really? if i see u do dat again, id take ur sheet no matter whether uve finished or not" i replied "ok!" then i did it & finished it. hix hix feel so guilty 2 rospit.

da nex day is math fungsi test. there were 2 questions sheets, A & B. I got da A... suddnly, rudi asked me 2 change position wit pricil. dat meant id sit behind mma, shes 1 of my patners in tests. few minutes later... da bell rung. time up guys! mamea asked me a number. i xplained her. may guys were gatherin around rudi 2 collect da sheets but sum still worked on it. then suddnly rudi shouted,"RICKYYY!!!! U FUCKIN TELLIN HER ANSWERS!! GIMME DA SHEET! ILL DISCOUNT UR SCORE!" i gave her da sheet. suddnly shes always angry. then she said loudly,"Ill count until 3 & leave. 1! 2! 3!" She left da class. sum guys were chasin her 2 collect da sheets. wad an astinishin vu... she tore all da sheets!!!! Man... dats so fucked up. i dont agree wit da way she did it. da guys whose sheets were torn r ace, jemay, jsur, adeline, femi, bule & perhaps mamea. & wilyo didnt collect da sheet @ all. wad da fuck?! u da man wilyo! but da irony is dat da guys whose sheets were torn r usually cheat in da tests. & dat test.. most of them didnt cheat! they really could do da tests well & sisnt cheat. but rudi tore da sheets only bcuz theyre late 4 about 3 until 7 secs. dat unacceptable. btw CONGRATS 2 MADDAM RUDY OF HER PREGNANCY!!!! yeah! so maddam u needa relax more... dont take it 2 hard. not good 4 ur baby lol. then this morn she said dat she didnt give 0 2 those unlucky guys. she juz cut da scores.

& also congrats too 4 those who win POR!! u guys rule!

mmm... gettin closr 2 val day. dunno wad2 do. no gal 4 da val. so... juz hav stag party. hehe...

I AM STILL STAG!!!

any1 wanna b my gf? u kno wad i never date a gal... hahaha... prhaps im too unconfident. dont wanna b stag always... prhaps 2morro u seein me wit a hot babe lol.

wad a freak guy i am!? i hav bk work 2 make presentation bout HIV. then my creative idea appeared... i decide 2 type 'DONT DRESS TOO SEXY!" & i thought... it a bita freak & i decided 2 put a pic there. guess wad da pic is!!!

It's Ann's ANTM3 pic!!! when she wore da geisha costume! huahauahuahauh... can u believe it! i put dat sexy pic. & also i put many southpark pics there. love southpark so mucch!

my days r busy so i think ill stop runaway bride 4 a while. but ill finish it s soon s posible. moreover,, i get more ideas cuz a gal lent me sum pages in cosmo bout technical in sex. hoho... vry useful 4 my novel. thx lady!

djay out!

SMAK1 or SMAK4?

2006-02-02T21:24:00.000+07:00

yo!

2day is such fuckin day. makes evry1 in p7 say "AAAARRRGGHHH!!!" yea! 2days da announcement ofa da fuckin results of da smak tests. fuck dat assholes! s u kno, i had test in smak1. dat brilliant fuckin skool.

right! i had table manner in sahid hotel 2day. mmm... da cuisines r not fuckinly bad. we got there by a fucki bus. so hot!! we had2 pay 4 25000 4 da bus bu its so fucked up! well... i sat beside sps. we arrived in sahid. then sum guys startted phonin their buds. hahaha... sum fail, sum pass & sum dunno. im da "dunno guy". Y? cuz my bro always inactivate his cell in his school! wtf??!!! then, i tried askin my mom. my heart was beatin.... suddnly, my cell vibrated! 1 nu message received!!! i opened it. suddnly, da cell's light off, theres written

BATTERY EMPTY. RECHARGE

GODDAMN IT fuck dat biatch shit cell mofo! i tried 2 turn it on again but i cant. my cells cunt! then, i had 2 wait 4 sum moments. vq said shed asked bout my fuckin result 2 her bud in smak1. hehehe... thx vq! but i had 2 wait cuz her bud break times fuckin over. Waitin, i get sum yummy cuisines. right! 1st they served us soft rolls wit da buttr of course. 4 appetizer they served tuna salad & cream pumpkin soup. da tuna salad was fuckin yummy! ummm... delisioso! then, they served da main course. its lemon sauced chickn breast! its yummy too! da dessert is a iced... aaahhh i 4get. its fuckin yummy too!

then suddnly, vq said loudly,"Ricky u pass da test in smak1 & u get grade B!" wow! i cant believe dat! well... also congrats 2 sum of my buds...

manisa who gets B in smak3...
ndroe who gets B in smak4...
bocah who gets D in smak1...
kodok who gets C in smak4...
mo2n who gets C in smak4...
james who gets B in smak1...
VQ who gets D in smak4...
Stela who gets D in smak4...
Daniel who gets C in smak1...
MC who gets D in smak1...
sis who gets D in smak4...
Mariska who gets D in smak1...
Vbri who gets D in smak1...
& many more sorry 4 those i don mention

not 4get 2 my bud whos unsured 2 pass da test but he had a great thing. WHO IS HE???? He's ANDRE! yo man! he often said,"I think 95% i aint pass. i couldnt do it... really!"... then... HE GETS A!!!!!!!! Good job man! good job man! Congrats 2 Andre who gets A in SMAK4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dats awesome yo! hahahaha... andre got victorious signal lol.

well... then we returnd 2 p7. da bus fuckin hot. i couldnt get enough o2 tehre. bitch! then we started usin my own brain.... which should i choose??? smak1 or smak4???????

I prefer smak4. but... B 4 smak1 dats damn awesome. moreover, i aint christian... dat means i got minus poin. In additoin, i checked smak4 4 my 2nd priority... dat means i got minus poin 2!! & i could get B! i cant believe in myself 2. fuck dat me! i discussed it wit my buds, my parents. prhaps sum of u think its a dumbass thing cuz i wanna go 2 smak4 though ive got B in smak1. yeah its dumbass. but i can get A in smak4 then! UUURRGGGH!! i still confused!!! in education side... i prefer smak4 cuz it aint 2 difficult. in friendship side... i prefer smak4 too cuz da guys seem a lotta fun. but i wanna do sumthin dat perhaps i cant do it in smak4!!! & also prhaps i cant do it in smak1 too! oh no!! im so fuckin confused!

but i appreciate my dad. he advised me," Ki! Y dont u throw a coin????? it always works when ure confused!!" Nice idea dad! allright... prhaps im throwin coin. heheheh... bitch!!!! i hate dis dillema! fuck bitch asshole u mofo lil shit dickhead cunt guys! NO!!!! HELP MEEEEE!!! my final decision is @ 10 PM. i still so... uuuhhh no!!!! Fuck!

well... throwin coin is a final solution, im doin it later.

djay out! btw im doin great thing 2morro lol!

Whats Up China?!

2006-02-01T21:43:00.000+07:00

Yo! Ni Hao! wo tok tiau lah! (if i aint mistaken, it means 'i cut ur fuckin dick') ^^ juz kiddin

HAPPY BDAY JAMES!!! U a good man. also HAPPY BDAY ADELINE'S BRO! though i dunno ya but im a friendly hottie so i wish him.

Well... 2morrow im gettin 2 Sahid hotel 4 table manner trainin wit guys from cookery lesson. hmmm... we had 2 pay 175rp. Yeah, fuck it! wastin money 4 sumthin notta important. MOreover, 2morrow is da announcement of da fuckin test 2 smak results. Fuck! Pass or fail? Im still confused which school id choose. between smak1 or smak4... hmmm... im all @ sea bitch

hey sumthin freak happened yesterday. my family usually dries our towels on balcony. In aftrnoon, my maid puts it in da bathroom gain. here r da funny stuff. i was peein. Its time 4 my maid 2 put da towls in. I closed da door! Its true! But i didnt lock da door cuz i knew noned open da door if its fuckin shut. I peed & suddnly da door opened! FUCK NO! my maid saw me peein & that meant she saw my dick. mmm... if my maid were much older than me, itd b ok. but da problm's my maid was only a year older than me!! Huahuaauhuah... so freak! Then, her face down & I think shes blushin. She put da towels quickly & left. Hahahahahaha... Wad da fuck??!! I hav no problm wit dat. u wanna c my dick? juz c it lol.

well... whats up china? whats in china? wad i love in china is dat it has many pandas there. Love pandas! & also da chinese harp! i love gal while playin chinese harp. I think gals look hot while playin it lol. ya play chinese harp? my school has a hot chinese harp group.

& my dad always says shits bout china & it irritates me. he ever said,"Ki, u better b in china when u grow up. ill b so happy if u work & live there." NO WAAAAAAYYYY!!!! FUCK YA DADDY! I wont live in dat fuckin country!!!!!!!! I HATE CHINA!!!!! & he ever said,"ki, china will kick us ass. itll b da suprpower yo!" NO WAAAAAYYYY!!! IT WILL NOT BE DA SUPERPOWER!!!!!!!!!

4 economy condition, i admire china. cuz its vry successful. China is good, much better than indo but compare it wit sum western countries guys! compare it wit our suprpower US. US WINS! compare wit franc... FRANCE WINS! of course!!! China has no way 2 b superpower. Y? cuz

1. They dont use alphabet... ppl r lazy 2 use dat kinda language. a superpower has 2 speak in mother tounge. like we can see US, they speak in english & its mother tounge. in addition, most cant speak english
2. CHINESE R IMPOLITE!!!! they often spit in da path, etc. theyre unresponsible!!!
3. da guys r dirty... i heard from my aunt who works tehre. she said chinese seldom had shower & brushed teeth.
4. not only da guys but also da RESTROOM R DIRRTY!!!
5. da beaches r not gorgeous. beach always b da interest

its sure dat it cant BE DA SUPERPOWER!!! & also i hate china soooo muuuhccccchh!! Y?
1. i dislike oriental faces
2. only few china chicks r hot & gorgeous
3. bad taste of music. makes me get headache evrytime i hear chinese songs... except: p7's chinese harp team. hehehe... love ya gals!
4. I cant speak chinese
5. so messy
6. they do sum dumbass fuckin rites
7. chinese lifestyle sumtimes fucked up

da conclusion is... I DONT WANNA LIVE IN ASIA ESP. CHINA & I DONT WANNA MARRY ASIAN GALS!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont wanna hav ugly small-eyed kid. huaaaa... china sucks. dunno y i dislike asian faces. & i dislike asian cultures. Y? cuz i prefer da western culture which u can b free. chines ppl r strict. they think sleepin be4 marrage is taboo. i think its okay but da male must wear condom. china sucks. BUt dunno y my parnts admire china sooo muuucchh! I dont! I prefer marry a korean 2 chinese. & also i dont wanna live in asia, esp indo when im grown up. Huhh... i wanna b kidnapped by a guy & took me 2 sumwhere in west. huahauhauahuahuah!! well... if i had enough money now, id choose 2 continue my school in NZ. but un4tunately, i dont. i prefer studyin in nz 2 aussie. Y? hehehe... maori gals r gorgeous & hot. hauahuah NO! aussie is great too. da gals r xtremely fuckin hot & horny. but i think there r so many indonesians in aussie so better NZ. i wanna uni in germany cuz wed get 3 years free fee. thats y i learn deutsch this day. & i wanna work in US cuz evrythings always b successful there. hehehe... but da most important thing... I wanna marry a PUERTO RICAN!! huaaaaaaa.... lov puerto rican chicks! u gals r hot, goreous, horny, etc. WOW! hehehehe... ill look her behaviour 1st, then appearance. but if i see a fuckin damn hot chicks, i wont think of aythin just flirt her. hahahahaha... juz kiddin. FYI im not dat racist. any1 can b my wife. my buds in school can b my wife 2. hahaha... but she must b a desperate housewife cuz shes married 2 a fuckin guy like me.

hey! i said id finish runaway bride end of january but so sorry i havnt finished it.

djay out! uuuhh.. whats da fuckin chinese 4 bye2?
mmm... aah... cai cien!

is barbie a cunt or an angel?

2006-01-27T23:39:00.000+07:00

Whats up?

Fiuuh... 2day i had tests of smak pnabur. da subjects r english & math. Damn! I cant do da math test! from 4o i only answered 28. yea juz fuck it off! i dont wanna b a math teacher or math bitch like dat. well... 4 da english test... NO PROBLEM! hurray baby! Im gonna kick ass yo! hey! i 4got 2 tell yall. I had da fuckin tests in Smak 1 pnabur. its my bros skool now. its such a shit. i looked around there & i have a conclusion...

most gals who had tests dont hav gorgeous face. but there r many attractive gals but theyre from p7. Y?? I conclude P7 IS FULL OF GORGEOUS & HOT GALS!!!! yea baby! cmon! visit p7 & u can see sum hotties there!! huahuahauhaua...

mmm.. 2days 2 lunar nu yar. i dunno anythin bout dat i juz kno im receivin much money. YEA! so happy... all da unmarried guys hav 2 show their innocence & virginity 2 get money! i can give ya examples:

SAY WHAT...
1. "Gong xi fa chai! im still a virgin cmon lets fuck & gimme money baby boy!"
2. " Gong xi fa chai! uncle can u gimme a barbie doll 4 this year please..." (show innocence...but those who say this 2 her uncle R cunt)

which u prefer?? i prefer da number 1... cuz i hate barbie gals. so sorry! i dunno but i think barbie a bitch. bitch whore prostitude all da same. barbies bitch. & also her partner i dunno his name is a cunt. wadcha think bout barbie?

is she a slud or an angel?? give comment in cbox!

lets talk a bit of my lovelife... i think im gonna tell her nex week. ive been keepin da feelin 4 so long & dat means im a punk if i dont try. i feel unconfident cuz im so unattractive & i dont think she lovs me. most gals fuck away from da boys she rejected & i don wanna break da friendship. im sure we're still b in touch. mmm... guess who my lucky princess? not lucky princess but unfortunate princess. wad an un4tunate gal shes cuz shes lovd by an asshole like me! but im sure there r many boys who can make her happy. & i wish i could! i dont wanna hav serious relationship wit her i juz want we hav fun for 2. i think im really in lov. i think she gives me a redlight but boys must try huh? i planna tell her on beginnin of february few days be4 valentine. i don wanna tell her on 14th cuz its 2 common. 1 of my bud said i didnt fancy her anymore but I loved her so much!! cuz i evr let her go 4 her 2. my bud said dat true love is lettin ur love go 4 her/his better life. & i let her go! though i had chance 2 tell her but i posponed it cuz she needed sumthin more important. much more important then dating. huh... i suck. this is so fucked up cuz i cant flirt a gal. i needa b brave, dont i?

Au revoir! i wish u could b da melody of my dreams :-)

Needa Study Hard Bitch

2006-01-26T16:30:00.000+07:00

Yo! Fuck off!

Im havin a test of smak1 2morrow. da subjects r math & english. I dont hav any problm wit my damn english cuz i guess its fuckinly well. But wad bout math??!!! Fuck it off! I dont fuck think i can do it well. I should study & I kno. Moreover, i still worry of which hi skool will i take if pnabur bitch accept me 2 b its fuckin shole gain. wtf is wrong wit me??? Uuuh... & i getta test in smukie. but if smukie accept me 2 b its studetnt, i might b in smak4. & i still confuse bout this damn. Smak1 or Smak4?? I still dunno wad 2 do. juz study.

i don hav anythin 2 tell. many things happened 2 me dis week but i 4get many of em. it aint memorable. huh! many math problems i cant solve. bitch! aaarrghh... i hate math!! y do many peeps love math??? y pnabur give test 4 math not biology or sum other kinda fuck like dat??? y pnabur so bitch & gives such a difficult problems 4 us??? huaaa... bitch!

hey im happy these days cuz i hav inspiration 2 continue my runaway bride. moreover, i think i get taller bout 2 cm. Hurray! I get inspiration cuz manisa showed me a novel. Its 'she went all da way'? i dunno but dat kinda novel. so i wanteda treat manisa cuz she helped me. Thx! but she refused. manisa, its okay... u dont needa refuse! nex time im gonna treat u again. thank ya so muuuch!

i getta study. wish me luck! Au revoir!

SCRABLE

2006-01-21T21:22:00.000+07:00

Bonjour!

Huh! 2day i joined scrable competition in smpk1 wit manisa & durand. many "victorious signal" happened. lemme tell ya. u kno wad this competition had no preparation. Y???? cuz edi gave shit!!! if only rospit gave shit, its prepared well! but this fuckin teacher real actin like a dumbass. *oops! hahaha... i think hes damn phlegmatic.

Yesterday afternoon, manisa & i decided 2 b in school @ 7. then we 4got a thing... wad bout DURAND???? we didnt hav his number. finally manisa got it. Fiuuuh... i was so panic. I smsed him... no nswer... no nswer... BITCH!! wad da fucccckk!!???? ok... i didnt giv shit. i's sure he received da message.

this morn... when i wanted 2 got da fuck away from crib, manisa smsed me
Rick, durand doesnt hav any1 2 fuck him up 2 skool. wad da fuck should we do???

SON OF A BITCH!!! so fucked up!! manisa asked him where his crib is. its in permata ijo. thats quite far from my crib & my dad didnt wanna get there cuz hes in hurry. well, i arrived in school. wad da fuck is dat?? is this skool or grave?? juz sum bestindos chillin & sum pass4 crews fuckin around. i was juz like huh?? didnt kno wad da fuck i should do. finally, edi came. i told him shits. then... i felt like a dumbass. Y??? cuz edi asked me sum dumbass questions & i dint kno wad 2 answer. fuck ya edi! finally, manisa arrived in skool. when she arrived, da bes teacher arrived too. who da fuck is she?? shes ROSPIT!! Yea! Viva Rospita! then, we decided 2 getta durands crib in prmata ijo. we asked edi 2 getta p1 then wed b there. but he didnt want. he wanted 2 follo us. FYI he didnt kno where da fuck prmata ijo is. so dumbass. hahaha... well here started our funny voctorious signals.

durands crib is on ITC prmata ijo. manisa's car stopped there. edi was followin us. but 2 get in prmata ijo, we needa turn right. edis dumbass & he missed da turn!!! WHAT DA FUCK!! i was waitin wit manisa in her car... waitin 4 durand & also SIR EDDY. we're wondrin where da fuck sir eddy was. manisa decided 2 phone rospit. & manisa said "MADDAM, WE MISS SIR EDDDDYYYY!!!" maddam rospit would wondr wad da fuck happened. moreover, we didnt hav edis number. so we asked rospit edis number. finally, we got durand. he got in manisas car. da car fuck movin. dat time we're in a fuckin area i dunno. i phoned edi.

me: SIR EDDY!! WHERE DA FUCK R U!???
he: im in prmata ijo. where da fuck u guys?
me: we're in pondok indah.
he: HUH??? i was waitin 4 ya. okay! u guys getta smak 1 okay?!
*phone ended*
me: man, edi asked us 2 getta smak1
she: ahhh... dat fuckin teacher mustve wanted 2 say p1 but he said it smak 1
*go on
*suddnly phone rang in TVRI from edi
he: riki, where r ya??
me: were in tvri
he: ive been waitin 4 ya in carre4 prmata ijo
me: BITCH!! WAD DA FUCK??! fine, we get tehre by ourselves
he: k.
me: bye c ya in p1

well... its over. i dont wanna go wit edi gain. we got in p1. & started SCRABLE. i was in pook DENMARK. manisa in BELGIUM. & durand in CANADA. we 3 LOST!! its okay! we hd fun didnt we?? hahaha...

btw this is 4 Manissa. I wanna ask... Why we always hav sumthin freak when we b partner in a competition?????? Y, Manissa???? Y???? read da previous post: 'Freakers @ Red Cross Competition in SMPN 76' & also 'FORTELATION'. Y, Manissa??? Y were so freak?? Y God give us many freak things???? Thx God. Amen. hahaha

then, i was in smak4. theres PASS4. its damn fuckinly hot! hot guys hot gals there. wadcha waitin 4??! cmon!! getta SMAK4!! btw 2day i had many fuck in p7. i wont tell ya.

hhh... test 4 sma comes closer. fuck beeyatch. needa study

bye

Geisha

2006-01-14T22:18:00.000+07:00

whats up?!

2day i hung out wit my fellas 2 puri. we watched Memoirs of Geisha... so hot! there were me, ace, yo2n, boca, mo2n, kodok & dea. memoirs of geisha is such a great movie. zhiyi zhang, watanabe, michelle yeoh, etc star it. so awesome! lemme tell ya a bit. theres once a young gal names Chiyo. shes sold by her family 2 b geisha.

suddnly she met a gorgeous man. hes so kind 2 her. then they neva met again. she grew up & she became a very gorgeous & hot lady. her wish is only one... 2 be a geisha. then she learned from Mamahe 9if im not mistaken)... she taught her many things. then theres da rival... shes Pumpkin, taught by chiyo's ex master named hakamomo (if im not mistaken). mamahe changed chiyo's name. from that time her names sayuri. shes a great geisha. many guys were impressed by her. sayuri met da kind guy she met. she fell in love wit him.

then theres da time. its da mos important time 4 a geisha. what is it?! SELLIN DA VIRGINITY!! mameha was recorded 2 b highest paid... it was 10,000 yen!! thats expensive. its time! she danced in front of many elite guys. she impressed em. shes asked 2 meet baron. hes a rich man. he gave her a kimono but then tragedy happened. baron wanted 2 fuck her. shes home & mameha was angry 2 her. y? cuz she said da price could have been fuckinly decreased. but its not fuckinly decreased. sayuri born 2 b a fucker record. shes paid for 15,000 yen!!! goddamn it! but da worst is. a fucker guy named dr. crab paid her. she had 2 fuck him. & dr. crab took her virginity though she didnt fuck love him. whats da endin??!! i cant fuckin tell yall guys cuz u wont watch it if i tell ya. fuck watch it, assholes!! so damn fuckinly great!

well yesterday i was in zorpia. theres a forum titled 'what makes u horny'. da guys answred things but notta crazy. 4 example: 'long-legged gal'. not so intrestin!! so i replied 'hands on my dick'... then tehres a reply 4me. written:

WOW! u r a cybersex!!!

lol! i lol. HUAUAUAHUAHAUHAUHA!! cybersex?! wakakakaka!! mmm... but i think... i wont b virgin be4 i get married. u know! its so hard 2 fuck keep libido. if tehres a chance 2 fuck a hottie, y not! da most immportant thing... wear condom! hahahaa.. now i really speak like a cybersex! hahahah...

huaaaa... i wanna watch 3 movies in a time.
1. Into the blue
comment: paul walker & jessica alba, man! its gonna b hot baby!
2. jarhead
comment: i guess its awesome!
3. 9 naga
comment: wanna watch it!!!!!

djay out!

Ricky da D-Jay

2006-01-13T21:56:00.000+07:00

Yo!!

Hahaha... 2day's da 1st day of starspot!! so appy cuz theres no test @ all. & 2day's da openin ceremony. I & jmy were da djay!! YEAH!! 2 crazy peeps join 2 b da djay! hahaha... i hav many stories 2day.

1st i wanna tell how we did monkey business in mike's class. we're learnin bout conditional. he gave us sum words & we shouldve given da answer. 4 example...

mike: shake my booty
sum1: if i shake my booty, i'll shake my fuckin boobs 2.
n.b: mike didnt say it

ok... da funniest answer'd win. 1st it went well. then it got a bit of nastiness. u kno... da guys r nasty. then, mike asked us 2 make da nu words...

my team (me, yrem & handy)... hmmm... those guys rnot nasty. i cant work wit em. our words r... 'she eats 2 many chocolates'... sux. then... from other team 'shes hot'... i raised my hand & said "if shes hot, ill get horny!" YEAH!!! & my team got a poin. i juz got poin from that. but sum of my buds made good answrs... a team 'c my house in fire'... botak said "if i s my house in fore, ill water it wit my pee' wkakaka... so ridiculous!!! a team... 'go 2 nightclub'... botak answered "if i go 2 nightclub, ill c sum striptese dancin!" FUCK IT! i wanted 2 answer taht man!

ok ok its enough! well 2day i b da djay 4 opnin cremony of starspot. mmm.. da preparation took 3 hours. jmy scheduled da show. but there were so many shits & we tried 2 change it 2 b betta. & finally we did it... here r da schedule

1. 7th class MD
2. chinese harps
3. opnin praya
4. shits from me & jmy
5. salam utk sahabat by verdi
6. shits from steli
7. masi by yrem
8. shits from supana
9. fuck da baloons away
10. supana kicked his balls (hahha... juz kiddin. wondr wad it means)
11. xpresi by latinka

hmmm... thats. da md sux cuz they made me & jmy worry. theyre 2 late! jarot warned me 2 finish da show @ 10.45. & cuz of da md we started da show @ 10.15. oh gosh! ok its ok. then they shaked their booties & we continued it wit da show of mmm... i've ever seen em wearin panda clothes... so lets juz call em PANDA GALS!!!! HI, manissa!! I kno u often reads this fuckin blog. hahaha... then they played melody of guzheng. thats absolutely AWESOME!! good job gals! then mr john prayed. then its continued wit shits from me & jmy. here da dialoug i still remember

me: hey evrybody whats up!! welcome in smpk7 in da season of starspot. YEAAA, baby!! (evry1 was juz like an asshole)
me: & we wanna introdice ourselves. im riki
my: & im jmy. we'll b da dj 4 this opnin ceremony
me: ok i wanna ask yall... WHATS UP EVRYBODY? (evry1 fucked in assholes)
my: ok(got da fuck off from fuckin stage)...
my: HI, jenny! whats up wit ya?
jeni: hahahahaha
my: whats up?
jeni: uuhhh... fine
my: ok whats up wit u (spoke 2 a dude)
mysterious dude: okay
my: u not tense, baby?
md: not @ all
my: wow! thats great!
me: thats a real athlete yo! nice dude
my: hey rik! we heard da melody of guzheng. u kno who first played chinese harp?
me: hell no
my: its me! i was da chinese princess. & i was locked by da chinese empror. bla bla (bullshits!)
me: u believ?
evry1: NOOOOOO!! (good... ur not assholes)
my: allright now we hav gorgeous guy sing. u guys know verdi afi junior?? hes singin wit us now.
-verdi singin- comment: da voice rules but da piano sux cuz we 4got 2 plug it in.
my: ok thats verdi wit slam utk sabat. hes gorgeous isnt he??! u guys wanna b his fan? juz sms name space age space sex space skool space y u lov him & send 2?
my (whispered): sayin fuckin shits... long!
me: 123456782629r681021816
me: its beautiful goddamn numb baby. so fuckinly xpensive!
my: ok now da crew leada will say sum shits 2 yall
me: yup! lets call her.. stelli!
-steli sayin shits-
my: ok thout no shits. we'll hear gorgeous man singin again! hes YEREM!!!
-yerem sang 'masih'- comment: hes awesome but da drum sux
me: applause baby! (evry1 applause but 1 thing made us fucked up... da guys didnt stand in line anymore!!)

in mind...
me: ASSHOLES!!! GET DA FUCK BACK 2 UR FUCKIN LINES!! we'll fuckin disqualify ya bitch! yeah! SUCK MY DICK! u guys r real punk! get da fuck away from here, assholes!
my: evrybody attention please! i want u back 2 ur lines cuz theres important thing after this. so sorry

finally... Jmy won. so she said what was in her mind. & all da guys got back 2 da fuckin line

me: allright... now we hav our headmastr 2 speak. Mr. Supanna!
-supana sayin shits- comment: shut ur fuckin face, uncle fucker!)
my: allright now starspot is open
me: 2 symbolize it, we'll fuck this fuckinly gorgeous baloons away.
my: yup
-da balloons flew away-
me: so gorgeous huh?!
my: & now mr supana will kick a ball 2 da goal
me: lets count it 2gether
me: 1
me: 2
me: 3!!!!!!!!!
me: GOAAAAAALL!! (fuck yall assholes)
my: ok thx, mr supana
me: 4 da "dessert" we'll hear latinka singin
my: yup! whats da song??!
me & my: expresi! (wit a kinda fuckin look)
-latinka singin- comment: da best band performance... no mistakes @ all!)
my: ok... we hav2 go
me: yup good luck
my: good luck 2 yall whos competing...
me: riki & jmy out!

its over! if we'd said all that shits on stage, rospit wouldve been angry wit us cuz 2 many bad language hahah

well... 2morro im watchin 'memoirs of geisha' wit sum of my buds. i guess its hot!

djay out!

Piercing

2006-01-09T23:53:00.000+07:00

Hola!

Huh! I just watched da dvd of king kong. hell yeah... not bad i guess. da computer effect is totally awesome!! & naomi watts looks so gorgeous there. much much more gorgeous than Naomi watts in The Ring 2. But i love when she said

Im not ur fuckin mother

2 da fuckin bitch, Samara. then she shut da fuckin well & that bitch trapped again in da well. Hmm... I really wanna watch 'Memoirs of A Geisha'. Huahuahauah...I thought geisha means bitch! but kodok said it doesnt mean bitch!

Hmmm... 2morrow is idul adha. well... da mosques around my crib r prayin right now. OOH!! that means many goats R gonna b murdered 2morrow. OH NO!! BYE, GOAT! keep fuckin so u can bear nu kids again!! btw goats fuck nastily, hornily & wildly. I saw a goat fuckin. WOW! juz like sex maniac... ure da man, goats! ure da man! Yoohoo!!

SON OF A BITCH! 2day i had more basketball accident. a ball bounced & it hurt my balls! bitch! fuck off basketball! i hate dat game. but i really wanna practise playin it well cuz it can make me higher. practice makes perfect, right!

ooooh! i dont wanna practise basktball... but i wanna practise SURFING & SNOW-BOARDING!!!! WOW!! surfing rulez!! aaahhh.... really wanna practise it!! waaaa!!!

well... 2day i lol wit bule. here da conv

I: le... u hav piercin besides ears?
she: no... i wanna pierce my belly but cang dosnt allow me
i: ooh... hahaha...! can u imagine me wit piercin on lips?
she: no!! but piercin on lips 4 males rocks!
i: hell yea... it kix ass!
she: u kno wad... christina aguilera pierced on her nips & vagina
we: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mr. anwar: hey... bule, ricki! stop fuck laughin!
i: then... wad if christina has sex. so she takes off her ring on da vagina?
she: uhuh.... i juz realize that!!
we: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

pierced in vagina... i think its crazy. many guys pierced in dicks. mmm... im gonna try that. hahahaha... juz kiddin! pierce in vagina... makes our dick difficult 2 pass through that deep dark hole. hahaha...

bye

Bad Day

2006-01-06T23:03:00.000+07:00

Whats up??

Huh! 2DAY'S MY FUCKIN BAD DAY!!!! Lemme tell ya!

I was on da way from skool 2 crib. Suddnly I had somachache... wanted 2 dump shits. Finally, I arrived in my crib. I rushed 2 da toilet & dumped shits.

Lemme tell u da clues... closet & handphone. I think u get it!

Okay...! I put da cell on da closet. I dumped shits. UUURRGH!! I finished & flushed it. Then, I had shower. 1 thing stupid is that I left my closet open. hmmm...

then, i finished havin shower & an asshole phoned me. My cell vibrated & FELL INTO DA CLOSET!!! I panic. I soaked my hand in2 da closet & got it. Man...!! Fuck it!! Its wet. I dried it wit a fan. I left it 4 so long time. I was destroyed!! I dunno wad 2 do. I was so afraid it'd b broken... After a few hours, I turned it on. It could b activated but many fuckin things happened. da upper light is broken. it cant receive signal. & it likes 2 hang...!

OOOHH!! Lord, please help me!! please help sum1 in NOKIA center so that he can repair my cellphone!! Hix Hix Hix!!

OOOHHH!! so desperate!! I worry of my cell!

Hix hix!! DJay out!! Pray 4 me! WiSH me luck!

Teeth & TITS

2006-01-05T20:55:00.000+07:00

Whats up?? U guys must b feelin so great. Finally, my xmas nu yar holiday is ova. its nice 2 see my buds but it sucks 2 see sum fuckin techers. hahaha...

My teacha, Mrs. Lestari fucked 3b up. She started all her shits, afta finishin da morn prayer...

Lestari (L): Yo man! u guys totally fucked me up!!! (note: she didnt speak in eng... this is juz da eng version & i use slang) why?? cuz ur scores were juz kicked asses by many of ur fellas in otha classes. U guys juz kept on fuckin chillin like assholes. wad da fuck is wrong wit u??!! Sum of u had great score in 2nd grade & hav sucks in 3rd grade. So... i'll re-arrange ur seats. get it??

Evry1 was juz like... "SON OF A BITCH!" Then, that damn teacha re-arange our seats. GOODBYE my cheatin partners!! Chong, Ace, handrata, adlin, james, jaken, jesur, bule, tjang(sumtimes), yerem(sumtimes), ce2(sumtimes)!! I still need yall in my tests!!!!!! & I sit in DA FIRST ROW 3RD COLUMN FROM DA FUCKIN DOOR!!! fuck off!! does she know i often cheat???!! & so put me in front of da class so that da teachers watch me out if I cheat in tests. or perhaps I'm S-H-O-R-T & she doesnt wanna see a nerdy short man sittin @ back of da class. So... I sit beside Sonia (Bule)... gonna b a lotta fun. we always lol. HAHAHAHAHA!! Josh sits behind me. but... Im surrounded wit sum smarties. In my right side theres calvin. beside josh... SR. beside calvin, sheila. & behind calvin... ce2. they guys smart.

btw I wanna tell u of my xperience in dentist. Fu days ago I checked my fuckin teeth & da dentist said that I had 2 holes on 2 teeth. that sux. Yesterday, I repaired those teeth in my schoolmates' mom. Shes a dentist. My mom knows her mom quite well. I was so dumbass & thought that my teeth would b black if I repaired it. Hahhaa... i didnt know they repaired our teeth wit da teeth colour now. so dumbass huh?! Allright... I heard all that fuckin drills. Dentist wasnt s bad s many kids said. Its not painful. & its da 1st time i go 2 dentist 2 repair my teeth. hahaha... also sum of my teeth were sealed cuz theyre 2 deep. u get wad i mean?? i dont get it 2... its all bout teeth.

Hmmm... dunno wad 2 do. I hav idea 2 do this. Lets talk bout tits. ahhahahahaa... vry crazy! y dont we do it!?
ATTENTION
For all da SENORITA who read this & theres ur name... so sorry. dont think im a sexmaniac or sum kinda fuck like that.

hmmm... y do peeps use so many words 2 say 'that thing'. We can say it s breasts(polite), tits, boobs, boobies, humps, etc. so s in indonesia.... we hav so many words 2 say it. like payudara(polite)... & we can say it wit idiom(gunung)... u know its difficult 2 say all this shits. but Ill go on! once again 4 all senorita im sorry.

*continue... we also can say TT(read: TeTe), toket, etc.

hmmm... lemme tell u. I juz talk bout this shits cuz I notice 1 thing. WHY do indonesian gals always wear their bras? I heard 75% of American gals seldom wear bras. Hmmm... whos better?? do gals really need bras 2 cover their humps? Also in my skool... all da gals wear bras. Its acceptable cuz da uniform's white & quite transparent. Right, indonesian gals?! but... they like wearin 3 clothings @ once. Da inner part... bras, covered wit a T-Shirt, then covered wit uniform. In my opinion, u gals dont have 2 wear T-Shirt cuz ur bras cover ur boobs!! & da gals usually wear white T-Shirt & we still can see a bit of ur stomach, back, bra, etc. Or do I can look deep behind ur clothes?? IMPOSIBLE! hahaha...

I think bras R vry succesful in indonesia. Like my bud, Cang... I heard her papa works 4 a bra industry. & he's vry rich. hahahah...! whats ur favorite bra colour?? my aunt in beijing likes wearin colourful bras. so da bras R very colourful & sexy (I saw da bras in her luggage. dont b misunderstood okay!) my bud, A (her initial)... always wears black bra. @ 1st i dont realize. then, my bud, **** told me," Eh! Si A tiap ari pake BHnya item y!". Then, I realize bout that. Hey, I change my mind!! T-Shirt is quite needed 4 gals in my skool. My buds, K... had ever played 'CIKUPA BUKA KANCING'... with no T-Shirt covered her bra. She was sittin behind me & I saw her holdin her clothes & bowin her body. Hahahhaa... nice view man! hahaha...! Cikupa buka kancing is a crazy game in my skool. Its quite immoral yo! hahaha... i wont tell u da rule cuz I can lol.

hilarious story.... when Cang was still tryin 2 get bule. Adeline & I were gossipin. dunno how she knows cang's papa works in bra company. I dunno its true or not but he's ever said it I think. There were calendars from bra brands in his crib. lol. *continue... she said," If Cang can get bule I think he'll give her bras!" I said,"Hhahaha... so he asked her what size is hers!?" Adeline said,"Yeah! Then bule'll say 'yah... kira2 sendiri deh!'... hahaha!" sorry guys! but u guys make funny couple.

this is for my buddies especially da gals... UUUUYYY!! TOLONG YAH! JGN ANGGEP GW ITU SEX MANIAC ATO APA GITU. INI BUKAN PELECEHAN SEXUAL LHO!! CUMA BAHAN DISKUSI DOANG! G GA GTU SERING KO MERHATIIN TOKET2 LOE PADA! YAH... SORI Y! KAPAN2 KITA DISKUSI'IN INI YUK!!!

FUCK(For Ur Chain of Knowledge):
There was a question for males in internet "whats da most important thing ure interested wit females?'
bout 40% guys answer 'FACE'
& da 2nd place is for 'HUMPS' (bout 30% voted)

djay out!

Bullshits bout me & da un4tunate dutch doll

2006-01-03T21:02:00.000+07:00

Hallo!

Siz told me a kinda psikotest. Just for fun & I find cool results of myself...! U may try it too. JUst visit www.blogthings.com & u'll find many hot quizzes.

I had a test 4 my name in french. My name in France is Valeray Tardif. hahahah... so awesome!
I had test 4 my pimp name. My pimp name is White Chocolate Shagswell. so funny...!! But da coolest name is Bocah's pimp name. It's Mc Dynamite!! hahahaha...
I had test 4 how boyish & girlish. da result is I'm 60% boyish & 40% girlish. BUt there's written its OK!
I had test 4 wad kinda kisser R u & dis is da result

***You are a freaky kisser***

When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go

WOW!! Thats nasty!

I had test 4 how's ur past life. Hmm... I dont believe in reincarnation but lets see. da result is

You Were: A Redhead Undertaker.
Where You Lived: North Canada.
How You Died: Typhoid fever.

Wad da fuck??!! so funny!!!

Then, I had test 4 what kinda rocker I am. Da result is

***You Are a Punk Rocker***

When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge!

Man... thats so awesome! I'm gonna rock this world out! hahaha...

I had test 4 my bandname & they advise me 2 name my band The Children of Suburbanites. Thats hot!

well... Lemme tell ya bout da title of da post. 'Pass That Dutch' is Missy Elliot's song & I love it. But 2day I hav sumthin interestin bout Dutch. My parents have eva been in Netherland. They bought a fuckin traditional Dutch doll. It looks gorgeous... da doll wears traditional Dutch suit. It's expensive. FYI da doll looks like Barbie. We put da doll in a shelf. there r many souvenirs from all ova da world on da shelf. & da doll... I musnt tell u gain... It's souvenir from Holland. My mom decided 2 put it on a table but u know my dog Lilo's so fuckin naughty... He catched da doll & tried 2 fuck her up. He bit da her neck & pulled it from her body. Man... thats so fucked up! He broke a doll from Netherland...!! Luckily, we'd get her head again. Fiuuh!! da doll was looked like St. Mary Bernadette & now she's looked like Chucky's wife.

Btw I had test 4 wad 2005 hits r u & da result is BEP-Dont Phunk with My Heart. thats hot song.
I had test 4 wad my sexy brazilian name & its Djavan Barros. Hahaha...
I had test 4 pornstar name & da result is Hanging Chad.

Siz... Thx 4 givin me an in4mation of dis quiz. so awesome!

Btw I have zorpia account. If ure a zorpian, add me! dumb_indonesian_guy@hotmail.com

join zorpia!!! so cool!

Au revoir!

BONJOUR 2006!

2006-01-02T23:05:00.000+07:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Yo man!! We've passed 2005! Au revoir 2005... BONJOUR 2006!! Voila! Man, 2005 fucked me up! There r many things in 2005. sum suck sum kix ass.

Sucked things...
1. Many terrorisms in Indonesia
Fuck off terrorists!! Ure assholes! Just get da fuck away from this universe! U know like Bali bombing, Palu bombing, 3 gals beheaded, etc. Son of a bitch!

2. many disasters in indonesia
4give us Lord!!

& many more...

kix ass...
1. Finally theres indovision in my crib. hahahaha...
2. i can play internet longer cuz theres star1 now. hahaha...

& many more

Hell yeah! fuck off 2005~!

Hmmm... lets pray 4 2006!

Lord in Heaven! Bless me in 2006 so that I can help more peeps. Bless evrybody so that they can give shit 2 many un4tunate guys like da hungers, da guys suffer uncureable diseases such as HIV/AIDS, anthrax, avian flu, etc. Bless all da peeps so that they can respect Ya more than be4. Bless me so that I can be much higher & I'll xercise. Amen!

Hahahah... btw yesterday my grandpa got freak. He's freak but he looked abnormal yesterday. He's old & not in good condition. He came 2 da nu yar party... da next day he went 2 church... then, he went out wit his fellas 2 karaoke. Suddnly he vomitted. Then, he asked my aunt 2 call my family & informed us that hes sick. He never did ti be4. Then, we arrived in his crib & he started all shits. "Hung2 (my mom) is da one i love so. I thank God cuz He gave me nice daughter-in-law. HUng, thx 4 takin care of Thosan(my Dad). I pray 2 God so He bless ur family. Im so sorry of all faults I did 2 ya"

WHAT DA FUCK??!! Its odd! He never said that &... it's uuhhh... juz fuck him off! I hav bad moments wit him. He... he wit his wife... fuck me up. If u see wad my granddad said... u must b thinkin that my mom loves my grandpa. but... NO! she hates him & his wife. but, she keeps it in heart. U know wad... My mom hates my father too. Peeps think that they're a handsome couple. BUt... not @ all! Da realtionship's gettin worse & i love my mom more! My dad's so bad-tempered. We hate his ego. My mom & I hate my Dad, my granddad & my grandma (from dad's fam) Oh No! Its 2 exposed isnt it? I cant tell u more... U may b thinkin negative bout this fam. BUt, I love fam from my mom's. They're lot of fun. My granddad in honor was a kind man. My grandmom lives in Purwokerto & very hilarious. Da 4 siblings R Astrid (my mom), Monic, Son, Vivin. my mom is a lotta fun. Aunt Monic lives wit a nice man. They've been livin 2getha 4 8 yars but they hadnt had kids. Lord, give em kids cuz they really wanna have one. Uncle Son gonna get married this April. Aunt Vi2n is still early 20 & she worx in Beijing as an english teacha.

It doesnt mean I dont love my dads fam. I just love my moms more... much more! hahahaha... Im asshole!

btw Im continuin Runaway Bride. hahaha... I'll finish it on early February I think. Hope yall like it!

DJay out! Happy nu yar! Nighty night!

Banyumasan Edition 2

2005-12-30T21:30:00.000+07:00

Monggo!! Kepriwe kabare? Aku masi nang Purwokerto siki. Kemaren aku ndak nganggo boso jowo soale aku males. Nah... siki aku arep nggo boso jowo maning! Mbuh koe ngerti ora...

dina kiye... bulikku bali jkt nggo spur. Aku, mboke karo kangmas bali jkt ngesuk awan nggo spur. Jadi... aku malem taon baruan nang Jkt. bareng ramaku karo asuku. ora kerasa yah... bentar maning uis 2006.

aku, mboku karo kangmas ming drg. aku arep cek untuku mbok ana lobange. lah... jerene drg ana 2 untu sing lobang. aku arep gosok untu lewi resik mulai siki. hhahhahaa.... ora keton lho lobange... wong cilik temen!

dina kiye... tokone rameee. akeh wong teka arep tukuni obat. aku mumet lho... akeh wong takoni ne2kku.

"Mah... kiye bocahe apa?" ana wong takon
"Ora... kiye putune!" ne2kku jawab
"Lah... gede temeen yah! Duwur!" wong ngomong

Duwur????? Amin! Insyaallah aku kena lewi duwur maning. Kayane beratku naik nang PWKT. Mbok mangan melulu! Panganane PWKT enak2 temen. ora merhatiin perut kencot ora... mangan bae. Mungkin aku lewi lemu bali jkt. akkakaka.... ora papa yah... wong bujang lah! Lah... kaya bibine ngomong kiye,"Lah... babahe uis bujang yah! Ora bocah maning!" Hahahahah... Amin! Aku uis bujang siki. akakkakakakak...

Aku uis baca 'Angels & Demons' karya Dan Brown. Uiiih! Lewi apik dari 'Da Vinci Code'...! Baca uuy! seruu temeen!

Uis wengi... aku arep turu disit. JAKARTA... Aku bali maning!!!!!

Angels & Demons

2005-12-29T21:25:00.000+07:00

Bonjour!!

Hahaha... I'm still in PWKT & I'm returnin jkt on Saturday... on 31st of dec. so... we nearly end this fuckin year, huh? hahaha... I dunno whether 2005's good yar or not! Hmmm... I think it sux. U know... many disasters, many diseases, fuck em off! so guys... pray 4 da 2006 so that it'll b a good yar, man!

Hey! There R many funny thins in PWKT. & whats up wit u guys in jkt?! u know... Purwokertons R humorous... they wit their dialects. I work in my grandmom & uncle's shop. TOKO OBAT BERKAT... hmmm... its since 1930s. so ancient, huh?! they sell chinese traditional medicines. & many peeps buy it! but... sum medicines r still illegal.

Btw... yesterday funny thins happened. Auntie Monic sent an SMS 2 her husband in jkt. but she sent it 2 wrong person!! luckily... da person's my mom. there's written....

"Pa... gimana? Uda makan belom? Aku kangen bgt ama kamu. Lagi pengen nih!"

it means...
"Pa... whats up? hav u eaten? I miss u so. I wanna do 'it' now!"

hahahaha... so crzy & nasty!

we sleep 2gether in a room... me, mom, bro, grandma, aunt & uncle. we chat...

2day... we go 2 da designer of marriage 4 my uncle & his fiancee. hmmm... its great I think! We're brilliant! da marriage's on April.

btw I read 'Angels & Demons' by Dan Brown! OMG!! Its such a great novel... betta than 'Da Vinci Code'! It's more action, man!!

its night allready. wanna sleep! 2morrow my aunts returnin 2 jkt

au revoir!!

Banyumasan Edition

2005-12-27T21:22:00.000+07:00

Halo!

Kali ini nyong lgi di Purwokerto kiye! dan kiye... aku nganggo jowo aja yah! mbok aku lgi di Ja-Teng! Ya uis... ntar aku kasi terjemahanne kalo arep, mbok koe ora mudeng. Nek ndak ngerti ya uis takon inyong aja ngesuk2.

Ana 2 jenis Jowo kalo di Ja-Teng. Sing siji jenenge jowo... apa yah! pokoke jowo sing aluuus temen. jadi istilahe jawa baku lah! nah... jawa baku dinggo neng Solo ato Jogja. Nah kampunge inyong nang Purwokerto kabupaten banyumas. Yah... akeh pembantu ato pelayan dateng dr purwokerto sana. Yah.. uis lah kepriben jadine. Nah... jowo sing dinggo di PWKT kiye... nganggo jowo sing kasaaaaar temen. Jenenge jawa ngoko. yah... inyong diajarna ama mboke jawa ngoko. sing kiye lho! yo wis langsung aja aku cerita.

kemaren inyong mangkat dari jakarta ming smarang naik Batavia Air. cepeet lho! cuma 45 menit. aku uis tiba di semarang. dijemput ma tunangan paklik-ku, wong semarang. Aku ming Semarang karo mboke, kangmas, karo bulik monik. Aku tinggal neng Horizon semarang. Lah... wong semarang kalo ngomong aluuuus temen! Ndak kaya wong purwokerto... lah... cocote itu ndak tahan! aku suka geget ko dengerin wong banyumasan. yah... kta ming semarang soale mboke, bulik, karo nenekku arep mili kelambi buat perkawinan paklik son karo bulik yani di semarang. sing jenenge chinese food-e semarang... LANGKA sing enak! tapi... panganan semarang... enak! kecuali lumpia semarang... aku mukok2 lah mangani lumpia semarang... MAMBU temen! aku temu nenekku karo ade nenekku. yah.. uis... ribuuut! lah... ngisini temen! aku mangan akeh nang ngono. beratku naik kiye. aku mangan nasi ayam, surabi, pokoke enak lah! aku demen makanan indonesia! nah... itu nang 26 desember.

dina kie... aku ming rumahe bulik yani. ktemu mboke, ne2ke, tacine, dll. Aku bali PWKT nganggo mobil. jauuu temen! aku turu nang mobile. ora kepenak temen... leherku tengkleng. aku deleng gunung, sungai... lah sungaie kaya ana gunung jeglug! soklat pada yah! tapi indah lho! perutku krenyoos temen. aku mangan soto kudus. enaak temen! lah... nyari WC susa temen. aku uis arep nguyuh ora isa2.

aku nang PWKT jam 6. tinggal nang rumah paklik karo nenekku. uis suwe aku ndak kesini. aku mangan kambing ter-enak sing aku perna mangan. lah... aku rakus temen yah! tapi jan enak temen!

ngesuk aku arep jaga toko obat ne2kku. jan... jenenge toko obat ko ramee temen! nek koe ming purwokerto, arep tuku obat, teka lah! TOKO OBAT BERKAT! uis... tanya wong ngono!

uis wengi. aku arep turu. aku nganggo telpon ne2k karo paklikku. ora kepenak lama2!

bye!

Feliz Navidad!!

2005-12-25T20:30:00.000+07:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Hey yall!! Merry Xmas!! Oh I'm so so happy 2day!! It's Christmas man! XMas is in da house!! Hurray!!

Yesterday, I had Xmas party in Yo2n's crib. It's a lotta fun! There were Yo2n (of course), Mo2n, Ace, Bocah, Johan, Siz, Siz's sista, Dea & Agata. We're chattin, laughin, havin fun! We watched SouthPark da movie. OMG!! It's parental advisory. Just fuck it off. BUt... I guess it aint a bad movie. Whole things R fuckin bullshits.

Yeah it's XMas. It means I gotta SMS greetins 2 many guys. I sent da greetin SMS 2 Adeline, Ace, Bocah, Bule, Manissa, Diana, Mo2n, ahhh....2 many 2 mention! Sorry 4 those I dont mention & I didnt send.

Last night I was waitin 4 XMas wit Yo2n, Dea, Yerem, Kodok, & J-My via MSN. Hahaha...

Hmmm... I gotta church @ 8 AM. I's still sleepy. Hahahaha... Then, did nothin. I just... yah nothin special. Just went out wit parnts. But... It's awhite XMas! Thx God!

& 2morrow I'm bein 2 Semarang by plane wit my bro, Mamma & aunt. Then, we're gettin 2 PWKT.

Well... have nothin told. bye! Ricky & fam wish yall a very merry XMas!

Lilo's Greatest Adventure

2005-12-22T22:42:00.000+07:00

BONJOUR!!

hahaha... I wanna learn French & Spanish! Is there any place 2 learn it around west jakarta? gimme a call if ya know! Thx!

Hey! It's 22nd of December!! Happy Mom's day!! Love ya Mom!!

besides MOm's day, 22nd of december is a memory 4 my family. It's da day I choose Lilo 2 b my pet!! da story's quiet intrestin.

Last yar... we planned 2 go 2 my Mom's homeland in Purwokerto, Central Java cuz my uncle married. BUt suddnly we got a bad news. My granddad from dad's family got a heart-attack & he had 2 b in ICU. It's 2 days leaving. We decided 2 cancel da train tickets. Luckily, in 2 days, my granddad got much better. but we'd sold da tickets. My dad said that we didnt have 2 go 2 PWKT. whad da fuck! My mom was beggin 2 him so that we could get there. U know wad!! My mom's cryin! She really missed her homeland & so did I!!

My Dad took a risk. He drove da car from Jakarta 2 PWKT. FYI that day da marriage's held. da marriage's held @ 6 PM. we left da crib @ 11 AM. Finally, we arrived in PWKT @ 5. Imagine that!! Da train usually takes 6 hours from Jakarta 2 PWKT & we're in journey 4 6 hours too by car!! Love ya Dad!! U R animal!! U're da man!!

Finally, we could getta da marriage in da nick of time. Da next day, my Dad returned 2 jakarta by train. My mom, my bro & I stayed @ PWKT. FYI my grandaunt was askin me 4 a pup. It's a reason 2 getta PWKT. BUt, she told me that da pup died. Then, we saw an announcement in my grandmamma's neighbour crib. written..." sell Pomeranian puppy..." we decided 2 ask her 4 further information. She's close friend wit my grandmom. She gave us da dog 4 freee!! HURRAY!! thx! there r 2 puppies. they're in Wangon, a small city near PWKT. a Bandungian buys 1 of da puppies. da seller asked us 2 choose 1 between those 2 pups.

Da next day... on 22nd of december 2004... they're arrived. Jesus!! They're so cute!! da seller said that they're siblings. We're still confused which would b adopted. We didnt know where 2 put em. We decided 2 put em in my grandaunt's crib. She has a Pomeranian, a Pekingese & 2 Pomeranian-Pekingese. They're Kiko, Lassie, Poli & Whoopie. Poli & Whoopie R da offsprings of Kiko & Lassie. They're smart & cute. Lilo & his brother satyed there 4 a while. They're vry funny. But... I was quite sad cuz they had 2 part. FInally da vet came. They checked 4 those 2 pups. She said Lilo's ready 4 da vaccination & his bro hadnt readyy 4 da vaccination. Lilo got vaccination anti-parvovirus.

We returned Lilo's bro 2 da seller. We got Lilo 4 freee!! We put Lilo in my grandmom's crib. He's so noisy. He kept barkin. He's quite afraid. But it's normal! cuz he hadnt known us well.

Da next day... on 23rd of December... we returned 2 Jakarta by car. Mr. Supri drove it. Lilo was in da car. We gave him Antimo Anak so that he didnt get fever. My great grandmom was in da car too. She had 2 get treatment 4 her sorethroat. Lilo was sleepin in da car. He woke up 2 eat, drink, pee & poo. He's so cute!!!

Then, we arrived in Jakarta. We should've taken my great grandmomfirst 2 Sunter. then, we ariived in crib. My dad loved lilo @ 1st sight! Yeah!!

Now... I always think... what if my dad hadnt taken a risk... what if my mom hadnt asked da seller...

My beloved Lord in heaven. Thx 4 Lilo! I promise 2 take care of him. I promise I wont hurt him & his heart. I promise 2 teach Lilo 2 be a good dog. I promise 2 feed him. I promise 2 groom him. I promise 2 prevent him from any danger. I promise I'll find him a bitch 2 b his wife. Than God! Amen!

It's all da story... da pic up there's Lilo's pick when he's still 3 months old

btw I'm havin xmas party in Yo2n's crib on 24th. Feliz navidad guys!!

Au revoir!!

94... 8th... 3B...not bad I guess

2005-12-21T20:48:00.000+07:00

Bonjour!!

2day I receive my report. notta bad I guess. no 'red score'. & it's more than 90. I'll tell ya da definition here.

Religion: 8
etica: 8
bahasa indonesia: 8
math: 7
natural science: 9
social science: 8
art: 7
sport: 8
english: 9
cookin: 8
jakarta damn knowledge: 8
computer: 6

total: 94

hurray!! I get 8th rank!! but da most surprisin is da computer score. It's only 6!! I think it's cuz I hadnt had any score 4 da subject. da teacher had warned me but I's lazy & I didnt made da work. but 94 is more than enough 4 me!! It's good record!! Hurray! Thank God! I promise 2 be better nex semester.

my bro's report is good. he could b in natural science class in grade 11 I guess.

2morrow is 22nd. whats on 22nd besides mom's day 4 me? It's da day I adopted Lilo!! In purwokerto, central java!! It's a damn good story. I'll tell y'all 2morow.

Au revoir!!

Liar... Liar...

2005-12-16T22:12:00.000+07:00

Hey, Guys!!

Hahahaha... I've juz gone out wit my buds 2 Puri & we watched The Chrobnicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe. NIce movie I guess. It's a long journey 2 getta Puri Mall. hahahaa... u'll know later.

yesterday, I had 2 go 2 school cuz maddam rospit wanted me 2 participate in da narcotic speech. I walked from P7 to Taman Ratu wit Rospit, Jova, Yanuar, Martin & 2 guys I 4get da names... also wit da gals.I dunno many gals. I only know CS, Yovi, Felis & Tira. it's quite borin & I thought it's no use. but they gave us Rp. 25.000,- each!! Hurray!!

allright! @ night, mo2n told me 2 go out & watch narnia in puri. I didnt have anybody pick me up!! I got an idea!! Why dont I take a ride wit Ace?! but... I didnt wanna make ace busy, so i decided 2 walk 2 his crib. FYI his crib is in sunrise & mine is in green gardn. It's not too far but we hav 2 cross a big & crowded road. That's dangerous. I've ever walked from my school to my crib. FYI my school i sin Sunrise too. Then, my parnts fucked up!! They warned me notta walk from sunrise 2 gg or from gg 2 sunrise cuz of da big road. but, I know my parnts wouldnt hav allowed me 2 go 2 puri if i'd said that i gotta ace's crib. I lied em. I said I gotta walk 2 McD & Ace would pick me up there. so they agreed. da prob was what if i met my dad while i was walkin!! My dad said that he'd gonna b home around 11 but he gotta leave gain so he couldnt pick me up 2 Puri. it meaned he'd pass da way along sunrise!! FYI i said 2 ace that i'd b arrived @ 10.30... damn it!! then, I had an amazing idea!! I phoned my Dad & acted as if I loved him. Here started our phone conv.

Dad (D): Hey!
me (m): Hey, Dad!! Im gonna walk 2 mcd!
D: ok!!
m: where r u, dad? if u're near i wanna take a ride wit ya 2 mcd!
D: Ricky, I'm so sorry but Dad's still in Cngkareng... it's till far
m: so I hav 2 walk...
D: thats right!! im so sorry. r u ok?
m: yeah!! bye dad. I love u!
D: bye! b careful!

hahahahaha... i'm really master in actin, arnt i? hahaha... he's still far away from crib. I gotta leave! Aftr a short journey, finally I arrived @ ace's crib. MISSION ACCOMPISHED!!!! hurray!! yea!! Ace was still learnin Chinese. so I waited 4 him. hahahah... then, we gotta puri mall. we met mo2n there. he said kodok & siz cancelled joinin us. Damn it!! It's OK! so... only we 3 watched narnia. Then, bocah came. we're in Disc Tarra... guess wad da fuck we found there. a cassette of THE PANASDALAM ... wad da fuck is that?? da cover was funny & da songs were funny too!!

then, we gotta da cinema & found MC, johan, mammoth, jeff, george, irsan & gerry. we joined watchin with em. da movie is absolutely cool!! it's a needa watch! da intrestin thing is da queen of narnia is s strong s kodok. I said 2 them,"Kodok can be stronger than da queen of narnia!!" hahahaa... such a muscle!! but da ending sux. then, we had lunch in Platinum. yo2n arrived. hahaha... then, we're walkin, chillin, etc. I bought Shania Twain's album Greatest Hits. hahahaha... much better than the panasdalam... then, I took a ride wit ace gain. thx, ace! u saved me from boredom!!

btw 2morrow Uncle Kim & Aunt Carfi's gonna hold weddin party!

i gotta go!! take care!!

Shake It off...!!

2005-12-14T13:53:00.000+07:00

What's up??!

Ahahahahaha.... I like this cuz finally da fuckin final tests over. this final tests season's difficult. or was i lazier than be4?? hahahaha... perhaps cuz I didnt study, but I made my novel. that's right!! it's 'RUNAWAY BRIDE'. it's not done yet!! I wish I'd finish it s soon s posible. HUh!! u kno wad? final tests suck!! Fuck off!! da most difficult R economy & math. I hate those subjects!!!

well, 2day no class in skool. I had fun wit my buds. btw bout havin fun, i remember of da Real World: Paris. U guys watch it??

I watched it yesterday. It's crazy. Adam was almost fuckin with babe. da nex day, his babe left. then, he called another babe 2 come & they romanced. then da babe left again. then, he called da 1st gal again & romanced again. hahahaha... so whats da connection with havin fun.../??
u may b confused. but if I'm not mistaken. it's in his conv wit da 1st babe. They're in discotic. da babe said," I'm thinkin bout what we did last night. I think u dont want a gf. U just wanna have fun!" then, adam said," yea!! that's true!! we're still young, we just wanna have fun!! I'm here 4 a short time. I dont want gf, I just wanna have fun!!"

da bold text R da important one. "...we're still young, we just wanna have fun!!..." I think it's true. I'm still young, what I needa do is studyin, makin friends, doin sth nice, & havin fun. U know what! we live once, we have 2 enjoy this life. Do u believe in reincarnation?? if there were reincarnation, Lord please dont delete all da memories I did in my last life. I dont wanna 4get all I did in my life. Although I aint human anymore, perhaps pig, dog, cat, or bactery... I still wanna remember all da things I do. when I laugh, when I cry, when I love, etc. I think my life's so amazin. I have such amazin buds, such amazin love, etc. Thank God for this. I appreciate. My buds R my love. They cheer me up when I'm sad, they make me happier, they love me, they teach me many things, teach me how 2 love, how 2 laugh. I must stickwit y'all 4eva. Oooh... it's too deep. My tears R fallin... T_T

however, have fun guys!!! I did have fun 2day wit my fellas. hahahaha... we're 1 hour in canteen laughin & jokin. we looked like a junkee!!! we looked as if we're drunk! hahahaha... we went crazy. We said many nasty things loudly. so crazy lah!! we talked bout guys' dicks, talked bout gals' humps, etc. btw have u seen BEP newest vid 'My Humps'. Gee, Fergy's so hot there!! she dances well baby!! bout dance... have u seen Sugababes vid 'Push da Button'... hahahaha... it's nasty!! see it!! U may have erction. hahahaha...bout dance... I do wanna learn breakdancin. It's vry hot!! Viva breakdancin!!

these R my top 10 favo movements in vid...
1. Objection-Shakira
Nice ass shakin I guess... Shakira's so great in ass shakin. also, she has a dumpy-dunk. see her latest vid 'Dont Bother'. She's absolutely hot! O yea baby!!

2. Push da Button-Sugababes
hmm... da real dirty-dancin. It shows eroticism. I wanna do it wit my Ms. X yo! X, why dont we do it sumday?!

3. Hung Up- Madonna
ow yea baby!! da coreo's totally hot!! da guys can breakdance well. my favo part is da 1st 1 when 2 black guys did acrobat or sumkind like that. & also da coreo in da chinese restaurant. that's cool. Time goes by so slowly 4 those who wait...!

4. My Humps- BEP
totally hot!! I cant say anythin more than that.

5. Run It- Chris Brown
Nice dance I guess.

6. Chocolate-Kylie Minogue
hmmm... back 2 da 60s. but I like it!

7. Like I Love U- Justin Timberlake
vry awesome... I love all JT's vid. he can dance well.

8. These boots r made 4 walkin- jessica simpson
wow!! da chicks r in da house. I love da dances esp. da clappin hans movement.

9. Lose Control- Missy Elliot, etc
it's hot!! my favo part is when ciara, missy & other dancers danced wit guys & they danced till lyin on da floor. that's quite nasty!

10. La tortura- Shakira
Shakira again!! Viva Shakira!! in La Tortura, she bellydanced & da movement such a tribal dance.

& many more

hahahaha... those vids rule. so prepare to shake it off while u listnin da song, yo!! btw V channel awarded PCD as da sexiest female in 05. hahahaha... they're hot

2morrow's skool's close but I must b in skool cuz I getta join a speech bout narcotics. perhaps my teacher thinks I'm a junkee. hahahaha...

bye!!

Shorty Be Bangin

2005-12-10T22:20:00.000+07:00

Whats up??!! Hey yall all ova da world!!

Huh.. I just watched da Miss World 2005. hahahaha... da winner is Ms Iceland. She's gorgeous & hot. Congrats!!

2day Uncle Kim & Aunt Carfi married. Congrats!! Have a good night, guys!! hahahaha...

These days I've been desperate bout my height. I'm still under 160 cm. Can u believe it??!! Damn it!! I'm pretty sure I can reach 175 cm. It's my target. Wish me luck guys!! I'll try 2 reach it!!

Dunno what 2 do. Why dont we talk bout my 'Runaway Bride'

I get da inspiration evrytime I'm gonna bed. I wanna finish it s soon s posible but I'm hectic these days. & I dont wanna make it in front of my bro cuz he likes 2 look what da fuck I'm doin. so, I usually make it when my bro's not home. I dont want my bro 2 see it cuz he likes 2 piss me off or sum kinda fuck like that.

Nothin 2 tell ya. My life's goin fuckinly well.

bye!! Wish me luck in my growin-up program...!

Fuck off Final Tests!!

2005-12-09T20:28:00.000+07:00

Hey guys!!

Urrghhh... these days beeen vry hectic. I had final tests in skool. Skool of a bitch!!! *huh??!! haahhahahaha...

many funny things happened in da test. I 4get what test but Dewi watched us. suddnly, Cong's cell rang. lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaa.... we laughed but u know??!! dewi was sleepin. this kinda chance we used 2 ask our friends. here R da dialogues

"Ssssstt... no.17?"
"shut up!!"
"Fuck off!!"
anotha man
"ssss.. no. 17?"
"it's D"

hahahhahahahaha....!! many things happen, it's religion test, suddnly Sheila asked me

"Rick... no. 49!"
"it's D!!"

da test's over. time 2 discussin wit my buds.

"Rick!! what da fuck did u answer 4 number 49?"
"uuh... a"
Sheila: Son of a bitch!! U did say 2 me that u answered D. What da fuck???!!!
me: u asked 49?? I thought u asked for 14!!! so sorry!!

hahahaaaaah... so sorry. it's 2 many 2 mention so I think we better dont discuss bout this. well... bout da otha P-sevenians?? what's up with ur tests? could u do it? could u cheat??

Huh!!! I'm watchin Ms. World Vote 4 me!! hahahahahahaha... Indonesia joins!! she sumtimes loox gorgeous but sum times doesnt. but my favo ms is da one from iceland. she's so gorgeous, ya know??!! vote 4 ms. iceland guys!!!

uhhh... I dun wanna talk shit bout da final tests. it's irritatin me so. Fuck off final tests!!! I hate ya!!

many things happened this week. 1 of em is da tragedy of christmas tree

A Christmas tree has been standin in my crib. u know my dog is vry naughty. then I put a cotton on it 4 da snow effect. days passed. Lilo seemed interested wit da cottons. he tried 2 get it. I was studyin 4 final tests. suddnly...

BRAAAKK!!!!

da Christmas tree was fallin. luckily, none's hurt. hahahhahaa... I was surprised.

huhh... I wanna finish da 'Runaway Bride' s soon s posible. I have many inspirations comin now. I wanna pour it in & tell da shits & evrythin. Da problems R... my English ability is not advance. so I think there's gonna b many critics bout my English from my fellas. oohh... but I wish they'd enjoy it. 1 more problem.... da story is uneducative. I think it cant be mentioned s a novel 4 anybody. but it's totally for 14+. Why must 14?? usually 17... cuz I'm 14 now. hhahahahahah... that aint funny. it seems da novel of orgy or sum kinda fuck like that.

huh... I'm desperate cuz of my height. What's up?? I'm trynna do sport 2 get tall. Pray 4 me!! I wanna b tall!! Short body makes me fell unconfident. That sux.

aaarghh... I wanna join RW or RR!! they rule!! da guys R awesome & do as da gals. hahahaha...

huh!! 4 tests 2 go & 2 days 2 go. gonna have an orgy after final tests finish. hahahaha... kiddin.

d-jay out!!

Latino

2005-12-04T22:41:00.000+07:00

Hey there!!

Huh!! What a pity guy my bro is. 2morrow he's gonna have final tests. so he must study. I'm gonna start my fuckin final tests on Tuesday. & 2morrow P7 gives us a day-off 2 study.

& this UUB season schedule R great... here R da list

Day 1 (Tue, 12/6)
1. Economy
2. BIology
comment: both R difficult but luckily they give us a day off on Mon so we can study full-day

Day 2 (Wed, 12/7)
1. religion
2. geography
comment: both R easy 4 me. but I'll study

Day 3 (Thu, 12/8)
1. Mandarin
2. Physic
comment: Mandarin?? I wont study cuz it wont be mentioned in da report. but physic?? I must study hard

Day 4 (Fri, 12/9)
1. Etica
2. Bahasa Indonesia
comment: they're easy

Day 5 (Mon, 12/12)
1. History
2. English
comment: History is soso, English is vry easy 4 me.

Day 6 (Tue, 12/13)
1. Fuckin & Unimportant Jakarta Livings
2. Math
comment: FUJL is so easy, math is a disaster

yup!! FYI FUJL a.k.a PLKJ (Pndidikan Lingkungan Kota Jakarta). it's da only subject 4 Jakarta student & da subjects R totally unimportant. it's bout how 2 stay alive in Jakarta & I know bout that. Luckily, da teacher is kind & she likes 2 make da scores better.

Hey!! 2day I heard Shakira's casette 'Laundry Service'. I was a fan of Shakira. Her songs R cool. she's so hot & gorgeous. I admire Shakira so. I really wanna buy her nu album 'Oral Fijacion'. I like her songs 'La Tortura' & 'No'. Also 'Dont Bother' in 'Oral Fixation Part 2'. She's a Colombian & I dunno, I love Latin faces. Latin gals R beautiful. U can see J'lo, Shakira, Christina & many more. if u watch Ms Universe or Ms World, see da delegates from South America. They're vry vry vry beautiful.

btw 2day's Rage B'day!! Happy B'day!!

I gotta leave. bye!! NIghty night!!

16th annniversary

2005-12-03T22:48:00.000+07:00

Hollaback!!

Ahhh... 2day's my parents's 16th anniversary. Happy anniversary guys!! Keep rockin. U guys real awesome parents! U guys rock my world, etc. Thank God 4 givin me such amazin parents. I wont 4get evrythin they gimme. I promise I'd b an useful man. I promise I'd be a good guy. Thx guys!! Dont 4get 2 make love 2night guys!!

Yea... Finally I can wear soft-lens on my eyes. Un4tunately, I cant take it off. Yup!! I had a problem with that. I put da softlens on2 my eyes smoothly. That's hot!! I cant believe it. It's just so simple. But, I keep it a secret 2 my fatha. cuz he could make me frustrated if he knew that I practised wearin softlens.

well... 2 celebrate their 16th anniversary, we dined in PIM. it's a great mall. hahaha...

Ahhh... 2day I pospone tellin her. let's practise

which do u prefer?

"Honey, U rock my world. I lov u! will ya be my gal?"
comment: uuurggh... it's 2 hiperbolistic

"Will ya go out with me?"
comment: it's a good way 2 tell her but I think it's quite uncommon in Jakarta

"Let's get nasty!"
comment: hmmm... it's not da way 2 take her 4 a date but 4 a sex

aaerrggh!!! I dont wanna say bout that shits now. cuz 1 of my bud gets a nightmare bout love. not nightmare but a semi-disaster. Uhh... I catch influenza. Why I usually catch a disease be4 final tests. That sucks. Uhuk!! Uhuk!!

Huh!! I like this lyric. better u grab ur pen & note. then write it down.

Jamie Cullum-Everlasting Love

Hearts gone astray deep in hurt when they go.
I went away just when you needed me so.
You wont regret I'll come back begging you.
Wont you forget, welcome love we once knew.
Open up your eyes, then you'll realise.
Here I stand with my everlasting love
Need you by my side.
Girl to be my pride.
Never be denied everlasting love. (2x)

From the very start open up your heart, feel that you've fall in,
Everlasting love......

need a love to last forever.
need a love to last forever.
need a love to last forever.
need a love to last forever.........

I need a love to last forever

--------------------------------

That's it!! U know da song? it's vry cool. da tunes & also da lyrics. 4 my Ms. X, if u read this, I want u 2 know that I love u so. Have u read this blog? Arggh... hahahaha... I guess yes. She's read this blog. Read it again!! I want u 2 know. Hey baby!! I need a love 2 last 4ever!! wish my love would last till death do us apart. ahahhahaha... just kiddin. I dunno whether she loves me not.

It's late allready. It's my bedtime. NIghty night!!

U May Kiss Da Bride

2005-12-02T21:48:00.000+07:00

Hey!!! Finally I can update this blog again...

These days were so hectic that I couldnt update blog, etc. That sucks...

I had many difficult tests. Damn it!! & I had 2 study harder than be4. Moreover, on 6th we're havin final tests. Fuck it!!!

Huh!!! I think I'd wasted 2 much energy 4 studyin. It's time 4 me 2 relax. uurghh... I couldnt continue Runaway Bride cuz of da business. & now I have any inspirations. so... I better continue it immediately cuz memory in human's mind can grow worse in a min. hahahaha...

hmmm..I have a plan 2 change da title 2 b 'Till Death Do Us Apart'... I think it's hot.

let's talk bout my dream marriage. let's dream...
-I think da best place 2 get married is in an isle... a vry beautiful isle. none's there except me, her, Father, parents, parents-in-law, siblings, siblings-in-law, pets.
Father (F): here comes da bride...!!!
then evrybody's lookin @ us. we walk elegantly.
TENG! TENG! TENG!! *da bell
F: Ricky, do u accept her as ur wife & promise 2 protect her & love her with all ur heart till death do u apart?
Ricky (R): I do
F: X, do u accept him as ur husband & promise 2 help him & love her with all ur heart till death do u apart?
X: I do
then I give X ring & so does X
F: allright, now, I pronounce u as a husband & wife, as a couple, which is really perfect in evrythin, which is love God & love each other till death do them apart
we smile
F: Allright...

YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE

then, we kiss, fall into an everlasting love, da love that will last till death do us apart, then we have a pair of white dove, & we let them fly away, be free, da symbol of love, & @ da night, da better thing happen again, we have sex, & oooh, it's hot... FYI we wont do da "night-activity" if da bride's pregnant. it's dangerous 4 da fruit of our loins.

Hey!! bout marriage, 2morrow's my parents' anniverary. They've been livin 2getha for 16 yars!!

hmmm... what more??!! hmmm... I watched a film bout HIV AIDS. it infects anybody. & da worst is, many people dont realise that they've been infected & da virus was gettin worse. Ohhh... that's terrible. I think i should keep a condom in my wallet & bring it evrytime I go. cuz it's difficult 2 "fight" with ur libido. it's better 2 keep it & bring it evryday. I dont wanna buy a condom while I'm gonna have sex with a gal. Oh no!!! so guys!! stay away from free sex, injections & sodomi. They may infect ya!! so please... if u're infected, dontcha ever ever have sex with me thout condom. can I buy a condom in Guardian or Century? I aint 17 yars old.

Hahahaha... FInally, we got our nu car. It's toyota avanza. & it's Automatic!! means I can drive it. hurray!!!! btw I still cant wear soft-lens. dunno why it's so difficult.

btw I cancel da december 3rd plan, related 2 love. hahahaha

D-Jay out!!

Soft-Lens Trainin

2005-11-26T23:55:00.000+07:00

Hi!!

Huh!! These days, I practise wearin softlens. I bought it. It's Freshlook. My Mom teaches me. but un4tunately, I couldnt do it. FYI, I have small eyes. & I dunno what da fuck is wrong with my eyes. They're 2 small!!! yeah... of course they're from our parents. Back 2 da main topic... I tried 2 wear it. It's close, it's close, it's close... then suddenly my eyes blinked... Son of a bitch!! Fine!! I tried it gain... it's close, it's close, it's close... It's on my eyes now... In my mind,"I did it!! Finally!!"... I blinked my eyes... & 'huh!!' I drop da softlens gain. Son of a bitch!!! It's not happened once but more than 20 times!!!!! That sucks. My Mom said,"Yo!! Ur eyes R 2 small, but da softlens must b able 2 b on ur eyes. U can see da guys from China or korea whom have da smaller eyes... They can wear softlens!!!!! Ur bro too!! He has small eyes but he can wear da softlens in less than 1 hour.. & u... U've been trainin for 2 hours!!!! I think it's cuz u always blink u eyes evrytime it's close 2 ur eyes!! so try not 2 blink ur eyes!" Fine!! I agrre with her!! but I cant do it... however I'll try.

fiuh... nothin special happened 2day. Waitin 4 December 3rd... Dunno why I really wanna see what da decision I'll take.

Nothin 2 tell so why dont we play Fact or Fiction part 2>..!!??
C'mon!!

1. Ricky can ice-skate
2. Ricky seldom combs his hair
3. Ricky uses telkomnet@instant 4 his internet connection
4. Ricky cheats in all of his Physic tests
5. Ricky likes 2 kiss his dog

only 5, okay??!!

Answers:
1. FACT, I rarely ice-skate. Why dont we ice-skate 2gether sumday??!!
2. FACT, yup!! Funny things happen cuzof this habit. I seldom comb so I dunno my comb & I dont have comb. Then, I wanted 2 comb my hair. & I saw a comb. I used it 2 comb my fuckin hair. Then, I saw white hair on it & I realised da comb looked funny. & then... I know... it's not my comb, but it's my DOG'S FUCKIN COMB!!!!! hahahaha
3. FICTION, it's xpensive, I use star1
4. FICTION, not all... but I cheat in many Physic test. Usually ask my buds. hahaha... Physic sucks
5. FACT, I dunno why I like 2 do that bad habit. I think I cant kiss with a bitch now so why not>??!! it's just 4 fun & i do it with a real affection. hahahaha... It's 4 french-kiss exercise with my gals soon. hahahaha... my breath smells like a dog's.

hey!! it's late allready!! D-Jay out!!

Dream Fantasy

2005-11-25T23:21:00.000+07:00

Hollaback!!

Huh!! 2day is da teacher day & our school celebrated it. yea... that's cool cuz we had a day off in school 2day. We only had a Physic test, simple ceremony, then... a kinda rock show. hahahaha... s usual, I just fucked around with my freak buds. I like it!!

Hey!! 2day is rainy in Jakarta. humph... I conclude that there R many rains in NOvember. U know Guns n Roses song 'November Rain'. I think it's connected 2 that. However, NOvember is rainy month.

Humph... nothin important happened these days. Only bout Bulan Bahasa yesterday & we got a day off too.

Btw I've finished readin Ace's novel '5cm'. da sory is awesome. & there R many words can change me 2 b a better man. my favo quote there is...

"Letakanlah smua mimpimu di dpan keningmu... tak menempel di kning, tpi biarkan dy menggantung, mengambang, 5cm di dpan kningmu agar kamu slalu melihatnya"

"Put all of ur damn dreams over ur forehead... it's not on forehead, but let it hang 5cm in front of ur forehead so that u can always look it"

ooohh... that's a nice quote. we must try hard 2 get a dream come true...

hmmm... do I have a dream??

Yup, I do! I think da 1st dream is 2 b tall cuz I'm so stout & look like Doraemon. Doraemon is hot, but I dont wanna look like it. huh!! I seem so desperate...

I'm sleepy now. bye!

Love Is So Amazing... s amazin s her

2005-11-22T20:59:00.000+07:00

Aloha!! Hey there, all ova da world!!

btw bout Aloha... SMAK1 cup is open!! da name is ALOHA... that's gonna b cool.

hey... these days I like 2 read novel. yup!! I love novel... boy novel. & Ace lent me 3 novels. They're "Catatan Akhir Sekolah", "Mengejar Matahari" & "5cm". They're used 4 B.Ind work.

Comments
"Mengejar Mathari": hey!! i like da story. it's awesome...
"Cat Akir SKola": it's creative but I think da movie is better than da shit book
"5cm": Vry vry vry cool!! it's a need 2 read. I havent finished readin it yet.

hey!! what bout my Runaway Bride. It's better than them?... hahahah... I dunno I think it sux, but I'm quite sure y'all like it.

well, sumthin funny happen 2day. da B.Ind work is 2 make a presentation bout da differneces of B.ind. My team bitch R me, cOng, ace & Handrata. da topic we choose is "da language differences between teens translated novel & teens Indo novel.

we should mention da examples of da word.

then these R sum sentences from teens Indo novel that dont use a nice & correct B.Ind...

1. Nama gw Ardito, orang2 manggil gw Ardi
Mengejar Matahari

2. "Ah, jomblo sih jomblo aj!!"
Cat Akir skola

da 3rd is da best... those 2 sentences above is normal but da 3rd is like this....

3. "G string... G string fran. liat tuh seluk beluk tubuhnya... abis deh lo. liat tuh clana dalemnya nyeplak gitu... bayangin lo megang dy, megang dy di bagian yg dy inginkan... blom lgi da2nya... fran kutangnya item lagi... bayngin lo buka kutangnya pake gigi..."
5cm

hahahahah... I's da presenter & I laughed while readin that damn sentence....

& then da breaj bell rang... KRIING!! startin 2 freakin damn around. then, s usual, gatherin with yo2n, mo2n, ace, boca, kodok, siz, etc. then we discussed bout da sentence. wakakakaka... hahaha... but my teacha wants me 2 edit it. but I wont delete da sentence. & my teacha agreed with da sentence... I just needa complete it cuz it's not completed yet!!

hahahaha... & from now on, I join da school bus. that sux!! u know what!! I should bounce 2 da crib @ 14.45 but da bus was there @ 15!! Son of a bitch!! I gotta wait 4 that fuckin bus till drop. Finally, da bus came & we still needed 2 wait.

hey, 2day I talk many things bout love. yup, I planna tell her on december 3rd. but I doubt it, I'm still thinkin bout that damn stuffs. who da fuck is her??!! I wont tell y'all but sum guys had known who she's. but I think I cancel it. I dont wanna break our friendship. btw u know why i choose 3rd december 2 b da date?? hahahaha... it's just da ridiculous thing 2 answer. although a bitch said it's bad date cuz 12 divided by 3 equals 4 & 4 is a damn number. I dont mind it. I cancel it cuz I think I can break our friendship... or start our new relationship. that's quite risky. she makes me smile. hahahaha... baby, smile!!! hahahahaha!! however, 3rd of december is my parent's weddin anniversary.

this is quote from me

'Takin a risk isnt good if u may break ur friendship. but jokin with ur friend & keepin ur feelin is much better."

it's true. if u dont wanna break ur friendship, dont take a risk, although sumday u must tell her, cuz ur heart never keeps wonderin 2 get her. & u may get sick if u keep it in ur heart. love is like fart. it makes us ashamed if we do it, but it hurts if we dont. sumday, I'm sure y'all get ur love, da true love. sweeter than cleopatra & marc anthony, sweeter than romeo & juliet, & sweeter than ande2 lumut & klenting kuning...

bout ande2 lumut, congrats 2 ngel cuz she wins da tale-tellin in smak7, so as kodok, nunus & ucil who win da web-design... & also manissa & I who join da scrable competition.... CHEERS!!

D-Jay out!!

FORTELATION

2005-11-18T23:28:00.000+07:00

Yo!!

Hey, 2day I had 1 day off in school. why?? cuz 2day there's FORTELATION in smak7. I joined scrable competition. There R so many memories there that I cant write em all here. so I take da important only, ok?!

well, came 2 school bringin a "business-man bag". I fill it with a folder book, 3 Bahasa INdonesia boox (I thought 2day I had da test), an Oxford dict, a pencil case, wallet, cell. Arrived there 2 early, didntnno whom I should talk with. Finally I got Siz 2 talk with me. we're fuckin gossips. then, Kodok & Ucil called me. so I ended up our fuckin gossips. then Ace lent me 3 novels such as 'Catatan Akhir Sekolah', 'Mengejar Matahari',& '5 cm'. it's 4 my fuckin bahasa indo work.

then, we (I, Manissa, Angel, kodok, Ucil & Nu2s) waited 4 da teacha who's gonna accompany us 2 there. da teacha is Wuri, Bahsa Indo teacha. & she sux. u know what... she remains virgin. I'm sure none wants 2 fuck her. she aint a hottie bitch. FYI we had 2 b in da house @ 8am. but Wuri walked 2 slowly. O cmon miss virgiiin!! we're rushin yo!!

then we gotta smuk7!! hurray!! but actually we're so tense cuz we had 2 b there @ 8. & we departed @ 7.25!! & we took a wrong way & da way's much worse!! luckily, we'd b there safely, happily & tensely. yea... SMAK7 check out 4 da real hottie comin!! we're rushin 2 da damn room. & guess what Manisa & I did... we talked sumthin dirty. it's just 4 relaxin ourselves. nervous is a fuckin asshole damn bee-yatch bastard shit mother fucker son of a bitch disaster 4 us.

I got da damn number 16 & Manisa got da more damn number 13. then it's my turn 2 fight. I spared with a guy from p6, a guy from sumwhere out there & also a bitch from p1. it's gettin hot there. evrythin seemed so calm & I can relax myself. well, da blox sucked. they're all vocals. I shouted from my deeest heart," Son of a bitch, fuck it, shit, damn, asshole, bee-yatch, what da hell's wrong with me... I aint so fuckin lucky..." & da last word wasnt only shouted by heart but also I said it in front of da judges & contestants. da word is "BITCH!!"

well, finally I lost. my score's only 90 & da 3rd's 111. I aint sad cuz I had a real wonderful time there. & then it's time 4 manisa 2 have da fuckin game. I mean scrable game, not fuckin game. it's not a game 2 have sex with a guy/bitch. & she's lost 2. it's ok. hahaha... then we had tour in smak7. ya ya ya just freakin around. then Kodok, Ucil & kodk got out from their damn rooms 2. I thought they had a wonderful time 2. then it's ngel' turn. she's tellin story. story bout ande2 lumut. she's quite well. then we returne 2 da asshole school.

& then... I had many work 4 school. 2day I should've had Bahsa Indo & PLKJ test. but I couldnt have it so I'm gonna have it on monday. & aslo I must collect da fuckin Physic work for 36 pages. also da bahsa indo work by powerpoint & also bio test. Damn u asshole school!!

well. prepare 4 da real test. I'm gonna finish it 2morroe quickly & it means I cant finish 'Runaway Bride'... & also I cant watch Harpot in theatre. that sucks but it's 4 me 2!!

D-Jay out!

When Boys Get Nasty

2005-11-16T21:23:00.000+07:00

Hollaback!!!

hwaaaa.... u know what... my scores R gettin worse... & 2day, I had an economy test. There were 5 essay numbers & I just could fuckin make 2 of em. DAMN!! I'd do it if my teacha had given us more time. but it's only 45 min, & da answers were totally terrible... Fuck off!!

Hey. look @ da title!! can u guess what it means??!! it means da boys in my school R vry fuckin nasty & horny... & I'm 1 of em.

yesterday, I had a dirty-talk with Cong. AMeng was teachin us... then I said,"Hey, Bitch!! R u gonna B horny by lookin @ Ameng??" Cong said,"I won't!!" but I heard like this,"I want!!" I said,"What da fuck!!?? U wanna fuck with Ameng??!!" Cong said,"Yo!! I said I won't!!! I think u should clean ur ears" I said loudly,"I won't clean my fuckin ears...!!!! just shut ur fuck up!!" & da class was suddenly silent, they all heard what da fuck I spoke 2 Cong... & Ameng stared @ me cruelly. wakakakaa... I didnt realize I spoke 2 loudly...

well, 2day da boys get nasty cuz 2day we had a sex education from Maddam Nanik. all da fuckin guys were listenin 2... but what I did is totally different. Sumguys was listnin da damn xplanation, but I, Cong & Ace modivicated sum song lyrics. that's our hobby. yeah... that's what I call da guys get nasty!!

Y'all musnt sing it in public, I'm gonna tell ya what da fuck happened...

once more... y'all mustnt trynna sing em wherever u R
if there's censored word, it means it's 2 pornographic...

Here R da songs we modivicated these days...

Doraemon Theme Song
by: Betet, D-jay, Ace, Cong
Aku ingin bgini, aku ingin bgi2
ingin ng*nt*t, ingin ng*c*k
banyak sekaliiii...
smua3 tak bole dilakukan
bila tak menggunakan kondom ajaib
aku ingin ng*nt*t bebas di ranjaaanng...
Hoii... kondom2 bambuuu...

that's it... then,
Manusia Bodoh
by: Cong, D-Jay
... tiada yg salah
hanya aku manusia bodoh
yg biarkan smua
meng*c*ki aku
berulang-ulang kaliii
ku mencoba bertahan sekuat hati...

then,
Terpesona
by: Cong, D-Jay
... terpesona
ku pada pandangan pertama
& tak kuasa menahan napsuku
badanmu slalu menghiasi hidupku
ingin kupeluk & kukecup *****mu
ooohhh... nikmatnya....

those R sum songs we modivicated. but pleaseeee dontcha'll ever sing it in front of public. if u sing it, u'll get ashamed. then, we changed sum meanin
callin becomes suckin sum1 dick
talk = masturbate
meet = fuck

4 example... "I've just fucked with Yo2n, Mo2n, Bocah & Ace downstair, they sucked my dick & then we masturbated 2gether" ahahahahhaha... 4 da guys whose name is used, I'm sorry... it's just example.

that's what happened when da boys get nasty. but not only da guys who get nasty, also da gal!!

we're studyin bout da sexual sickness. then there's written syphilis... my bud, Adeline asked,"Hoooyy!!! what da fuck is syphilis...!!" I answered,"ooh it's 'Lion King'... then she's just laughed. but lemme tell ya there lots of nasty gal in my school. that's what I call a real fun... wakakakakakka... althoough they R nasty, but I think none has ever had sex or had orgasms.

U know what, Cong was chattin with sum hot guys in mIRC. then he joined quiz. evry1 was goin crazy!! 4 example

Q: what do u do whel da phone rings??
da answers from da contestants were so freak
Contestant (C) 1: Havin sex!!
C2: Masturbate
C3: Orgasm

oh my Gosh!! what da fuck they're thinkin... I burst out laughin when Cong told me bout that...

more funny things happened 2 Cang. Cang & Sonia R a "newlyweds". then betet dared Cang... FYI there's a picture of rhino's fuckin in our bio boox. then betet dared Cang 2 tell this 2 his lovely darling couple,"Honey, I wanna be treated like this with u (finger pointin da pics)"... I was burst out laughin afta listnin da challenge... but un4tunately, Cang didnt do it. however, congrats 2 our "newlyweds"!!!

then, my bud ***** had blue films in his cell. I didnt watch em, but 1 of my bud who watched it said 2 me... "hey!! I just laughed so ludly cuz 1 of da vid... there's a bitch havin sex with a horse!!!" hwakakakkakaka... da world is goin bananas!! how could a human have sex with a horse??!!

btw sumthin funny happened 2day... da Handsome Hawaiian (Ace) liked 2 make a nu style. hes ever made a style... da style is jumpin just like a rock star... then, infront of 3d; I, Yo2n, Ace, MO2n, Bocah, Mamea, SPS blocked da way. & we immitated Ace's style... jumpin as a rock star!!! but... then... Maddam Nanik was bout 5cm from us... she looked confused with us.. she said,"Hey, dude!! what da fuck y'all doin now? Arent u guys a calm boys... like Andre, Arent u a calm boy??!!..."

What??!! Ace is a calm boy??!! he's 1 of da bad asses too yo!! then Maddam stepped away & now it's bout 50 cm from us. guess what Ace did... he lifted both of his middle fingers & said,"Show me yours!!" wkakakakaka... well, there R many funny things happened evrytime these bad asses gather. Y'all da bad asses!! Keep freakin!! U guys rock my world... but evrytime we gather, there's a homo sapiens who looks so desperate. she's KOdok!! why??!! cuz we like 2 "humiliate" her... & we always do sumthin vry carzy & evry1 may get ill-feel watchin us jokin just like da xtravaganza stars. wajkkkakaka... not just xtravaganza but also Tiger Show... wakakakaka... Kodok always says,"OMG!! I'm surrounded with da lunatics"

well... da conclusion is that we're bad asses. so visit P7 sumtimes. U may watch sum show like Xtravaganza, Real World or Road Rules, Tiger Show, Newlyweds, & also da MCR rock shooow!!! hahahahah...

however, P7 rocks. like what MO2n like 2 say with inthusiasm,"Ohhh... u rock my world!!!" wakakakaka

however y'all rock my world too. thx 4 readin this blog.

D-Jay out!!

I Hate Physic

2005-11-15T13:07:00.000+07:00

Hey!!

well... 2day I got runnin test @ skool. not bad I guess, I'd reach 15,43 seconds. that's quite good, huh!! U know what, it's 4 selesction of runnin competition next January. hahahaha...

& then I continued with Math correction test. it aint 2 difficult. I guess i can do it!

U know what!! 2day I brought a pot of onion 2 school. hahaha... it's 4 bio work. Damn bout that!! Why should I plant an onion??!! Why didnt da teacha gimme da work 2 adopt a dog or a cat or etc. hahaha... I wanna adopt an animal. hahaha * kiddin. Lilo's enough 4 me...

then, P7 took a pic of us. it's 4 da last test.

well, then Maddam Rospit xplained sth important in Physic subject. but @ that time, I took a pic!! I dont understand!! What should I do! Fuck Physic!! What da fuck with magnet huh!!?? I know magnet!! Magnet is what's on my refrigerator!! What da fuck with electricity??!! It's all what we use evryday!! Is it important 4 me??!! I dun wanna be a Fuckin Physican!!

then, I gotta Smuven 4 technical meetin. I join scrable competition. there R 2 guys from our skool join this fuckin competition. They're me & Manissa. Manissa, FIGHT!!!!!! wish we'd be in finale!! hahahaha... it's gonna b hot! also Angel who joins tale tellin competition, also Nu2s, Ucil & Kodok who join web design competition. Manissa, Angel, Nu2s, Ucil & Kodok... FIGHT!!!!!!!!! dontcha ever think y'all suck, think y'all can kick asses!!

I, Manissa, Angel, Nu2s & Mrs. Supeningsih gotta Smuven. it's a nice place!! & yah as usual, evrytime we gather, we must do sum monkey business. hahaha... FYI da competition takes place on 18th of November. wish us luck guys!!

well, look 4ward 4 HarPot 4th sequel... Harry Potter & Goblet of Fire. I've read da book but I guess da movie is gonna b cool!!

however, I HATE PHYSIC!! & now I'm tryinna learn from my teacha, buds & my "V". hahaha... u know what "V" means?? it means DICK... hahahaha...

& once more...

Manissa, Angel, Nu2s, Ucil, & Kodok... FIIIGHHTT!!!!!!

D-jay out!! Nighty night!

The Real Eve

2005-11-13T13:46:00.000+07:00

Hi, Guys!!

I got SMS like this

Indonesian:
"Hasil penelitian ilmuwan bhw Hawa (wanita pertama) berasal dr Afrika. Kirimkan ini ke 3 orang agar mereka tak meremehkan Afrika. Ingat!! Hawa adalah ibu kita."

English:
"Scientists research result that Eve (1st female) came from Africa. Send this message to 2 guys so that they dont piss Africa off. Remember!! Eve is our Mamma."

then I sent it 2 Kodok, Ace & Yo2n. & I've ever read an article bout that. da article is in Reader's Digest book "Did You Know?" there's written that human beings was formed by a single woman. it's based on DNA. there's written that our DNA is da mixin of our Papa's DNA & our Mamma's DNA. DNA is contained in nucleus. but... DNA isnt only from nucleus. but also in mithocondria. da mithocondria we had is only from our mamma. so da scientists concluded that we're formed by a single woman. so da scientists made a family tree, which based on races. they divided da races into 5. they're Africa, European, Asian, Australian & New Guinea. & da result's quite surprisin. da top of da family tree is an African female who lived bout 30000 years ago.... an unknown African Eve.

well... it means our mammas is an African. that's quite surprisin. I thought Eve was an European. what about Adam? Is he African too?

However, I really wanna live in Africa. I wanna take a safari tour there. I just wanna live with da lions, gazelles, zebras, girrafes, leopards, cheetah, etc. I love ANIMALS!!

however, I got bored 2day so nothin 2 tell.

D-Jay out!

Fact or Fiction??

2005-11-12T14:19:00.000+07:00

Hi!!

UUURRGGHHH!! I HATE PHYSIC!!! I get bad score 4 Physic test. It's 4,8!! &I dont understand all da shit bout magnet!! Fuck it!! & Rospita gives us homework. We must answer da Physic problems for 36 PAGES!!! WHat da fuck!! I know it's good 4 us but please.... I dont wanna b physician!! Oooh c'mon Rospita Uli Haloho!!! Please dont give us difficul problems. This life is difficult & U make it more difficult again!! but.. however... I dont hate ya. U're 1 of da best teachers!! She's just so awesome.. hehehehe...

btw I join scrabble competition with Manissa. hahaha... we're gonna get crazy again. however... Manissa, FIGHT!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha...

dunno what 2 do... so lemme tell ya sum cool facts bout me.

GUESS FACT OR FICTION!! I'll tell ya da answers...

1. Ricky's been wearin i-glasses for 5 years
2. Ricky can play guitar
3. Ricky's quite afraid 2 enter Sea World or Underwater World
4. Ricky used 2 desire 2 B a zookeeper
5. Ricky's best academic rankin is 2nd rank
6. Ricky watches Desperate Housewives cuz of Eva Langoria
7. Ricky's fav actor is Sean William Scott
8. Ricky's born in Pandawa Clinics
9. Ricky's called D-Jay cuz of SMSes
10. Ricky's fav myth character is Zeus
11. There's a name of country in SHOP2RIGA
12. Ricky wants 2 change his hairstyle
13. Ricky's fav reality show is Real World or Road Rules
14. Ricky loves hip-hop
15. Ricky's interested with economy
16. Ricky's interested 2 rugby
17. Ricky likes 2 act as if he's still asleep although he's awake
18. Ricky prefers Chinese food 2 Indonesian food
19. Ricky's mind's been horny since 4 years ago
20. Ricky's been havin heart 2 Ms. X for 2 yars

ANSWERS:
1. FICTION: I've been wearin i-glasses for 7 yars, not 5 yars!! that sucks
2. FICTION: I cant play it & I really wanna learn 2 play it. but I can play piano, harmmonica, keyboard, organ, recorder & pianica
3. FACT: I love marine life but I'm afraid cuz I've ever had nightmare in that place. I dreamt that all da glasses inside were broken. can u imagine that!!?? How much water 2 fill da aquarium & what if da glasses were broken??!! & what bout da creatures??!! however There's only 1 person knows bout this shit be4 I'll tell ya. she's YP.
4. FACT: As u know, I'm so intersted @ zoology & I'm tryin 2 learn bout zoology now. In fact, I have many encyclopedies bout animals. but bein zookeeper... I think it's a cool job!
5. FICTION: My best academic rankin is 4th. That's good, isn't it?? hahaha... but now my score's gettin worse.
6. FACT: she's da hottest gal 4 me. Hwaaaa... she's beautiful & sexy. She acts well too!
7. FACT: That's true!! Sean William Scott is a good actor. He usually stars action-comedy. that's hot! Hwaaa... I wanna watch agan 'Dukes of Hazzard' & 'The Rundown'. Do u have da DVD of 'American Wedding'?
8. FICTION: My bro did. I's born in Graha Medika Hospital. Da price was cheap cuz it's just opened. promotion price I mean.
9. FACT: yeah... I sent SMSes 2 sum buds, just 2 greet Happy Easter. FYI I's in 1st junior hi school. & I added "...Happy Easter.... from: Ricky da D-Jay" & till now... Ricky da D-Jay 4eva!!
10. FICTION: of course PEGASUS!! if only it's real. hwaaaa.. I want it! It's so awesome. Pegasus is a cool myth animal!!
11. FACT: but I wont tell ya
12. FACT: I wanna shave my hair... I want my hair 2 be such Tjang's hairstyle. It's just so wicked!! but I'm stout & nerdy. if I change my hairstyle, I'll look like Shaolin Popeye!!
13. FACT: Hwaaaa... vry cool. if only I could join it.
14. FACT: Yeah!! but da best hiphop stars R MIssy Elliot, Kanye West, Ciara & Snoop Dog. Hiphop 4eva!!
15. FICTION: I'm intersted with zoology & tourism
16. FACT: it's a great sport. Rugby!! Rugby!! but un4tunately, rugby is vry rarely played in INdonesia.
17. FACT: That's my habit. & thinkin bout sumthin
18. FICTION: da best Indonesian food R opor ayam!! it's vry delicious
19. FICTION: NOt 4 yars but 6 years!!!
20. FACT: ooh... that sucks. Love u honey!

well, few facts bout me.

bye! Nighty NIght! D-Jay out

The End 2005 Idul Fitri Holidays

2005-11-10T12:04:00.000+07:00

Hi, Guys!!

Hey!! 2day is da last day of Idul Fitri holidays. so 2morrow da school is open. I'm happy cuz I'm can meet my buddies, but I'm sad cuz I cant relax again. so lazy lah!! & I'm gonna rock da school again!! Wait 4 me K-7ians!! hahahaha... This is Ricky da D-jay Theme...

R U ready kids!!? Aiya D-Jay
I cant hear uuu!! U're deaf D-Jay
Booooo.....
who learns in da P7 in West Jakarta...
Ricky D-Jay
a stupid & blacky & horror is he
Ricky D-Jay
if his arrival won't be sumthin u wish
Ricky D-Jay
& drop on da bed & act like a pimp
Ricky D-Jay
Ricky D-Jay
Ricky D-Jay
Ricky D-Jay
Rickyyyyyy D-Jaaaayyyy

WHAT DA FUCK!! OMG!! I'm so narsistic. but whenever & wherever U feel bored, just sing this song. It's quite cool I guess. hahahaha... inspired by Spongebob Squarepants OST. Thx Bob!! bout Spongebob, I'm reminded with da dumb tragedy happened 2 james. we're in disc tarra. there was a spongebob "statue" made from styrofoam. then James greeted it," Halo, Bob!!"... then... da hand's dropped!! he's so ashamed cuz there were many guys there. but luckily, he'd repair da hand gain. hahahaha...

& From now on... I'm an uncle!!! My cousin has just given a birth 2day. da baby is male. he's born in the noon. Hahahahaha... wish u'd be healthy, kind, smart, etc (positive things)... welcome 2 world, baby!!! Uncle Ricky da D-Jay loves u. hehehehe...

& I got da news that 2day Azahari's dead cuz of bein bombed. well, I still dunno da detail of da case... but da news reporter said it's such action movies. cuz there were a lot of shootings from terrorist side & cop side. just like playin Counter Terrorist. hahahaha...

what's goin on in France. I heard there's riot there!! What's wrong!!?? it's a nice country. Stop da riot guys!! btw I really wanna learn French. I just know
-Mercy = thx

it's da one & only word in French I know. I do wanna learn French, Sanskert (India) & Latin!! & now I've been learnin English, Chinese, Boso Jowo, Indonesian, Malaysian & Deutsch!!

well, it's night allready! C U 2morrow @ school... NIghty Night!! D-Jay out!

n.b: dont 4gat 2 sing Ricky Da D-jay Theme be4 u sleep. hahaha *kiddin

Hollaback, Indonesia!!

2005-11-09T12:32:00.000+07:00

Hollaback!!! Finally I update gain...

btw I'm so sorry cuz it's too late... just wanna greet ya...

HAPPY IDUL FITRI
Minal aidin wal Faidzin

4give all of guilt & I'll 4give all of ur guilt...

& it's also too late... so sorry... just wanna greet da Indian...

HAPPY DEEPAVALI

I almost 4get bout this celebration...
bout India, I think I'm interested with india. I luv da cultures, they're great!!! Hmm... can u believe it??!! if I get bored, I'll spend my time watchin Bollywood films... they're great. Da story, da actors, da actresses, da dances, da song & so much more... However, India is a great country!!! Wishin could get there soon.

well...I just returned from S'pore. I got there 4 my aunt's marriage. I travelled there from 4th till 8th. well... I didnt shop this time cuz I didnt find anything 2 buy!! I flied by AWair from Soekarno-Hatta Int'l Airport 2 Hang Nadim Airport in Batam. Then, sailed by ferry from Batam Center 2 World Trade Center S'Pore. hahahaha... it's much cheaper than flyin from Soekarn-Hatta 2 Changi. da tax is Rp.500000... if I get there by plane, da tax'll be Rp 1000000!! then, my granduncle treated us (my family) 2 cruise by Superstar Virgo. great voyage, great ship, great service, etc. it's vry great!! my granduncle treated us cuz he's da cruise member. He always get there evrymonth 2 gamble. FYI he's a good gambler, u have 2 think be4 darin him. it's just so amazin. but unfortunately, I's not allowed 2 get in da casino & gamble there... cuz I aint 18 yet! & I'm not allowed 2 watch da striptease show with da same reason!! However, it's vry great!! I could sunbath & now I can see my skin's darker.

then we gotta S'Pore. we settled in Peninsula Hotel. it's near Esplanade, City Hall, Merlion, Raffles City, etc. nice hotel!! nice location!! & gotta my aunt's marriage.

& 2day, we checked out from hotel & returned 2 my homeland, INDONESIA. by ferry from World Trade Center S'Pore 2 Batam Center. then by AWair from Hang Nadim 2 Soekarno-Hatta. fiuhhh... so tired cuz da plane's delayed. BYe S'pore!! I'll get there soon.

then... I finally arrived 2 @ my home swett home in Green Garden. & saw Lilo jumped happily. he's missin us. he's taken care by my uncle & my aunt while we're travellin. thx!

Yah... Hollaback Indonesia!! Although I've seen many better countries, but my love is just 4 you. thx Indonesia 4 bein my shelter, bein my homeland, bein my world, etc.

gotta watch Bollywood movies. hehehehe... bye!

Happy B'day Daddy!!

2005-11-03T13:27:00.000+07:00

Hollaback!!

Hey, I cant believe 2day I can wake up @ 7 am. It's because of Kodok. Thx Dok!! U know what... I's sleepin & dreamin... suddenly I heard the trumpet or sumkind like that of da "Get Right" intro. Huh!!! thx 4 da mornin call!! wakakakakaka...

2day is my Dad's B'Day!!
Happy B'day Daddy!! Happy B'day Daddy!! Happy B'day, Happy B'day... Happy B'day Daddy!!

wish U'd b da best daddy, wish ur realtionship with my Mom would be still fine, wish u'd be wiser, wish u'd be more relligious, wish u'd be a successful man, & wish u'd be "better-on-bed"... hahahahah... thx 4 bein my daddy, thx 4 keepin me safe, thx 4 evrythin u gimme.

& 2day I got 2 Puri Mall with sum fellas. They're Yo2n, Ace, Mo2n, Bocah, Mamea, Darius, Dea. & also Agatha (I dunno whether she's my fella or not), her sister (I dunno her), & her date (I dunnno his name even!!)...

they're in Puri...
Yo2n: still freak
Ace: still freak but then quite calm
Mo2n: such P.I.M.P & tekken 5 pro
Bocah: still freak
MaMeA: still freak
Darius: quite calm
Dea: quite freak
Agatha: ****
Agatha's sister: walked 2 fast
Agatha's date: information unavailable

that's a lotta fun. we had lunch in Wendys. HUaaa... it's been a century not eatin there!! I ate baked potato with cheese!! vry yummy!!!! sumthin funny happened there... Bocah ordered fries, so did Mo2n, Ace & Yo2n... FYI Bocah is short, he's shorter than me even, but I''m sure he'll be tall. then... talkin, talkin, talkin... Mo2n realized that Bocah's fries pack is vry short!! it's boout 6 cm & Mo2n's fries pack is bout 16 cm. wkwkwkwkw. we're burst out laughin!! A guy said," HOw could da waiter give ya da short one!!?"... wakakakaka... right pack 4 da right guy! hahahaha

then we gotta Gramed. just freakin aronud there. but we thought sumthin horny again as usual. yahhh.. I think it's better notta tell bout that here cuz it's one's privacy... we're laughin bout da guy we're talkin bout... & he realized!! wakakakakaka... but we didnt let him know bout that shit!

then... we watched Legend of Zorro... it's awesome... I sat between Yo2n & Ace. & There R many horny kisses. Yo2n said," See!!! They kiss hornily!!" wkwkwkw. Elena (1 of da character) fought with sum strong guys, then I said 2 yo2n," WOW!! Such a muscle!! KOdok will be her later" wakakakakaka... & I love Zorro's horse named Tornado. It's vry awesome. It's black, matches with Zorro's costume. if only I could have horse like tornado. however, it's a real-action-comedy. quite humorous.... Zorro & her "such-a-muscle" bitch makes a good couple.

then we ate ice-cream in DQ Julius. vry yummy!!!!! but after watchin zorro, ace looked desperate. well, then I got da hell out from Puri, & gotta Golden Phoenix 2 celebrate my Dad's b'day. NIce meal yo!!

lets call it a day!! C U!

& 2morrow is the end of Ramadhan... means da 1st day of Idul Fitri. Happy Idul Fitri!! Minal aidin wal faizin...!

bye

School's Closed from now on

2005-11-02T12:54:00.000+07:00

Hi, Guys!!

Hwaaa... from now on school is closed 4 Idul Fitri Holliday!! wakakaka... I'm so glad!! I can wake up late, etc. but I think I'll miss my fellas.

where will I go 4 vacation? hmmphh... I 'm gonna getta S'Pore 4 my aunt's marriage. Hahahaha... Look 4ward 4 that. & it means I can travel around spore. hehehe... I'll be in Spore since 9/4 till 9/8... huauahuahuah...

& 2morrow I'm gonna hang out with my fellas. we're gonna watch a movie, dunno what it is. well... look 4ward 4 that!! wikikikii!!! hahahaaah!!! stop!!! I'm goin crazy...!!

2day there is no classes in school. MOreover, there R only 18 students of 3b who's present! wakakakakaka... 3b is totally crazy!! but it's a nice class, ya know!! many fun guys there.

this is 3b...

teacher: Mrs. Lestari (chameleon)
>1st row (in front of teacher's desk)
-Handy (daydreaming 4eva)
-darren (Handy's best "rival")
-Btet (3B's 1st trouble-maker)
-Wil'Yo (horny basketball player)
-James (3B's 2nd trouble maker)
-Tjang (horny bald eagle)
-Ace (jokin, foolin, freakin, thinkin sumthin dirrty)
-yrem (math & Physic maniac)
-RICKY DA D-JAY (3B's bad ass)
-Cong (cheat master)
-Handrata (calm outside, horny inside)
>2nd row (in front of whiteboard)
-Judith (bad treasurer)
-Cindy (bad secretary)
-Pricil (smart & chatty)
-Zaneta (chatty)
-Mamea (chatty, crazy)
-Mariska (smart & chatty)
-Ce2 (real playboy)
-Joshua (violist)
-Adit (needs attention more??)
-HK (yukxx!!)
-Prajna (smart & chatty)
-Gladys (sleep all da time)
-Adeline (sound speaker)
-Sonia (date-doctor)
-Jesur (volley gal)
>3rd row (beside door)
-Della (future Physician)
-Sheila (smart, crazy, chatty)
-SR (calm outside, naughty inside)
-Feliz (always late)
-Sharon (laugh & laugh)
-Bianca (guitarist)
-J-my (Ciara wanna-be)
-Femi (calm outside,naughty inside)
-Calvin (Rospita's best guy)
-Bagong (ball-shaped guy)
-Tbol (innocent)
-Angga (Beckham wanna-be)

that's 3b. full of unwell students, huh!!! wakakakaka

lets call it a day! bye!

Trick or Treat

2005-11-01T10:33:00.000+07:00

Hi, Guys!! Happy Haloween!!

well, luckily nothin terrible happened 2night. hehehe...

well, 2day Eloquence is close but school is still open 2day. Huaaa... U know what!! it's the only school which is still open 2day & 2morrow!! My Bahasa Indonesia teacher, Mr. Effendi complained bout this fuckin things! He is a dilligent teacher but now... it's not tolerable!!

& 2morrow... I think many students will B absent. there arent important subjects anymore. but I'll B present cuz I wanna freak around with my fellas. hehehe...

I dont have intersting stories so Bye!!

Haloween Night

2005-10-31T11:23:00.000+07:00

Hi, Guys!!

hey, 2night is Haloween Night! I always be afraid on Haloween night cuz I read a spooky book. da story happens in haloween night. so I get trauma.

I HATE THAT BOOK!!!! why did I read that shit!! that terrifies me!
well, just calm down. hehehe... let's think bout sumthin fun, not bout that damn story... hehehe

well, 2day my maid is goin 2 her home in Banyumas, Central Java. She's gonna celebrate Idul Fitri there with her family. well, Happy Idul Fitri! Thx 4 helpin us. Have good trip!

& 2day nothin special happened. I just went 2 Petak 9, a traditional market in Jakarta. vry smelly! we rarely get there. it's cuz of my Grandma who lives in Purwokerto, Banyumas, Central Java. my maid is returnin home & Banyumas is near from Purwokerto. well, back 2 da main topic, my grandma wants a salty fish. U know that food?? I dislike that food. it smells like... I dunno & sumtimes it's vry salty. but my family except me loves it.

2morrow I'm gonna school. WHY??! I heard many schools in Jakarta start da Idul Fitri vacation but what da fuck is wrong with BPK PENABUR!!!??? It starts Idul Fitri vacation on Wednesday. Fuck it!! Moreover, we have Physic homework 4 holiday! we gotta work 34 pages of our exercise book. & da questions r DIFFICULT!! Oh yeah this is what I call vacation!! *sarcasm... moreover we didnt have mid-term holiday as many other schools did. hwaaa... it's OK! as long as I can freak around with my pals, school is just like a shoppin mall!!! wakakakaka!!

lets call it a day! Happy Haloween! & D-Jay out!

Will A Kitten Bring Lucky Charm?

2005-10-29T20:34:00.000+07:00

Hi, Guys!!

well... 2day I spent my days relaxin @ home. I wanted 2 go outside but... it was rainin hard. so I just like a prince. Just sleep & eat. That sucks.... but it's OK! wwkwkwkwk

well... 2day I got a terrible thing. Most kids afraid of seein dentist but I'm afraid of seein eye specialist. WHY? I dont wanna be informed that my eyes get worse. & 2day I got 2 eye-specialist 2 check my eyes. FYI I cant see clearly in school so I checked my eyes. then... da result is. It grows worse. My eyes were minus 3,25 & now they're minus 4!! Hix2... I'm sad...

let's see da title... can u guess what happened?

let's talk bout sumthin happened yesterday. Yesterday I heard a cat mew loudly. There was a noise... Da cat mewed loudly & of course Lilo barked loudly too. hehehe...

& 2day my maid found blood on da carpot... then rain was fallin... bout 3 hours later, Lilo barked loudly. we're confused what da fuck he's barking 4. then, we found a kitten in front of da gate. I dunno whether it's male or female. it's mewing... We were confused what we should do 2 this pussy. I name it Pussy Cat Doll... Wakakakak. *kiddin... then we found a cat with da same stripes like da kitten. so we decided 2 put it near da cat. it may be its parent, I dunno! so we gave it a lil milk & put it near its "parent". well well well will it bring luck charm?? but the interestin one is what my Dad said. He said, "u see!! all of creatures love their kids. Its parents must put it in front of our gate cuz da parents wanna protect their kids from rain. They love their kids so, dont them?" hwaaa... it's a nice phrases. All creatures must love their kids. & I think it's true!

lets just call it a day! bye!

Goodbye My Lovely Civic...!!

2005-10-29T13:52:00.000+07:00

Hello There!! Nice 2 update again!!

2day da classes in school R just like a fool things 2 do. Nothin 2 be learned!! What I need is just da math tests. They're difficult.

btw finally my Mom has sold our HOnda Civic.... T-T Hix2... Hwaaa... My lovely Honda Civic. We've used 4 8 yars!!! since I was still in elementary... All da memories I had with it...

I went 2 school by it
I went home by it

I had many memories with my lovely Civic... 2 many!! funny things, nice things, evrything...

but da most ridiculous is when my Dad rode it carelessly. & u know what!! it crashed a coca cola truck!!! OMG!! Luckily, my dad didnt get hurt. FIuuhh... that's quite surprising...

but I'l let it go. Goodbye Civic!! I wont never 4get u!! thx 4 bein my ride these last 8 yars!! Love u... take care!! 4 u guys... if u sumwhere see a Civic with plat B1485LJ... It's my lovely car 4 8 yars... hehehe

btw I think Mr. Anwar was angry 2 me. He teaches Bahasa Indonesia. Then, I was chattin with cong. & u know what... he scolded me 3 times in da class. I'm sorry!! but I dunno whether he really is or not. I dont give a damn.

then... hwaaa... my Dad was angry 2 me. Here R da stories. I was in math course. then, he sent me message that he'd been waitin. I didnt go outside & looked 4 my Dad cuz there were sumthin I needed 2 talk with my friend. & I took a long time. My account balance is lil. so I think I didnt needa reply his damn message. then he sent me again till 3 messages!!! Hwaa... he's angry 2 me & said with sarcasm what da fuck I use my cell. i'm so sorry. I should B more communicative. @ least say OK, or Allright, or fine, etc; should I?

hwaaa... I've been thinkin bout da dilemma I have. Who?!! Who?!! I had 2 decide I guess. just get da shit outta my fuckin mind, should I?

btw 2day is Sumpah Pemuda Day. & Tissa's B'DAY!! Happy B'day Tissa!!

well, see u around. bye. it's midnight now. NIghty night!

1 Day Off

2005-10-28T07:47:00.000+07:00

Hollaback!!!

Weew... I had 1 day off 2day. I dont go 2 school cuz da sum of da teachers go 4 8th grade retreat. but 2morrow I'm gonna have classes again. Son of a bitch!!! but on Saturday I'm gonna have a day off gain.

Finally, 2day I can wake up @ 9.30. hehehehe so lazy! I usually sleep late on da nite be4 holiday so I wake up late too.

then I had shower & brushed my teeth. then.. played around with Lilo, took him 4 a walk, fed him, etc. then Lilo fell asleep so it' time 4 me 2 get crazy. I went upstair & watched DVD. I watched da DVD of The Longest Yard. I think it's a bloody good movie. Adam Sandler stars it... so do Chris Rock & Nelly. huaaa... it's bout rugby (football)... I love rugby!! it's my game.... well, da story is bout sportifity. it's vry meaningful 2 my life. huaaa... however, it's a need 2 watch. Watch it! U're gonna love it!

Then I started browsin in internet. I had a lot offun by internet. I chatted with Manissa, Bule & Siz... & Manissa & I chatted bout sumthin horny & crazy... hahahhahahha!! it's vry funny, wish sumday we'd do it again yo!

although 2day I have a day off but I feel bored. I dunno what 2 do. what else?? 2morrow I'm havin 2 math tests from Maddam Rudi & Gokma. I'm 2 lazy 2 study cuz I hate math!!! Math sucks...

However... 4 days 2 Haloween. cant imagine what I'm gonna do @ haloween... hehehehehe...

hwaa.. donno what 2 do... allright, let's think bout eva langoria. hehehehheheehheh...

Fuckin boy. well, see u around. bye!

Freakin Around with My Fellas

2005-10-23T13:11:00.000+07:00

Hey!!

I guess 2day is a vry happy day cuz I celebrated my b'day with my buddies. I invited Siz, Kodok, SPS, Ine, Yo2n, Ace, Yrem, MO2n, Boca & Tjang... unfortunately tjang coulsnt come. but that doesnt matter. btw sorry 2 those i didnt invite... is it ok 4 u?

Well... 2day I watched da DVD of Dukes of Hazzard. It's a need 2 watch yo. vry vry awesome. I luc that damn movie...!! da story's great. it's da best movie I've evr watched I guess. MOreover Sean William Scott stars it... yeah that's what I call kick ass!! I luv scott's movies cuz they're awesome!! however 2 thums up 4 dukes of hazzard!!

I invited em 2 have karaoke in Happy Puppy from 5pm till 7pm

& my Mom's havin "arisan" with her buddies. un4tunately there's sumthin wrong @ her watch & she thought it's still 3.30 but da fact is it's 4.30!! I promised with my fellas 2 b there @ 5. & there had 2 be fuckin traffic jam in da way... so I asked SPS & Ine 2 get there earlier & start havin fun. then I arrived & found PS & Ine singin a song from Ratu-Teman Tapi Mesra... Good duets dude!! then Siz arrived. 3 min after that, yrem arrived... then ace, mo2n, bocah & yo2n arrived. & da last fella but not least is kodok.

we started singin, freakin & havin fun. evryone was goin crazy, so as Ine who's usually not 2 freak. hehehe... we sang many punk songs.

we sang...
Club 18s- Dari Hati
MCR-Helena
MCR-I'm not Ok
Simple Plan-Perfect
Eric Clapton-Tears in Heaven
Lindsay Lohan-First
Pink-Get This Party Started
Maliq & d'Essentials-Terdiam
Weezer-Beverly Hills
Jesse McCartney-Beautiful Soul
John Lennon-Imagine
Gwen Stefani-Hollaback Gal
Eminem-Just Lose It
Eminem-Lose Urself
Green Day-Wake Me Up When Sept Ends
Green Day- BOulevard o Broken Dreams
etc

it's 2 mmany 2 mention... I ordered 10 bottles o mineral water & 10 HOK-BEN...

well, it's ova @ 7 pm. time goes fast yo!! then we shoulld've crossed da street but it's rainin... & so we decided 2 cross da street & get wet... bwahahaaha... buut it's vry crazy. Walkin, we're singin just like bad-futured teens... hahahahaa... & sum guys were starin @ us. They might've thought we'd just consumed drugs... huauhauahauhua... but we dont feel ashamed...!!

un4tunately I dont have da pictures. hix2. da M Studio was full & we had 2 wait bout 1/2 hour!! so we decided 2 play around in fun city & played DRAGON PUNCH... lets see Kodok attract us with her power!! hehehee... just kiddin. then we played bowlin. but 1 by 1 bounced 2 their cribs... Ine, followed by Yrem, Ace, me & I dunno whos next..

However thank god 4 makin this weekend so special. it's what I call happiness. full of laughter, joy & cheer... heheheheheehe...

well, see u around. D-Jay out!! *I think I can laugh while asleep...*

Gonna Have A Party

2005-10-22T01:15:00.000+07:00

Hello guys all ova da world!! welcome in Diary of Ricky da D-Jay...

huhuhuhhauauhauahuahuaha

well, 2day is a hectic day. there were many works in school. I's havin Physic test, English test, etc. that sucks... I didnt know that there's english test be4!! but luckily, I can do it well.

& moreover, I'd got business since I arrived @ school. I had 2 finish da Bahasa Indonesia Clipping. I finished it quickly. FYI my team members R me, Cong, Ace, Handrata, Gladys & Adeline. We gotta have an interview with a store, etc. & we decided 2 have interviews with Gladys Mom's bridal house, salon & spa...

back 2 da topic... I finished it quickly with all f my sacrificial... then we collected it. but guess what happened??!!! my teacha, MR. Effendi said that we should've editted it cuz there R 2 many mistakes... hwaaaaaahh...

then I got Physic test. It's totally difficult!! I's focus 2 da pattern not theory but... There R many theories @ da test!!! DAMN!!!

then I had English test. it's vry easy although I didnt study. I knew we had english test just bout 45 minutes be4 da test!! but it's vry easy 4 me. although I dont understand a part. it's bout humour & I dont study. I 4got things bout spoof, slapstik, etc.

yah... it's vry hectic!! but I had many times 2 relax. while I's havin extrakulikuler, I chatted & played around with SPS, Ine, yo2n & boca. it's my dream fantasy!! hehewheh...

however 2morrow I'm gonna have a party. I just wanna treat my friends. well, it's da celeb of my b'day. I'm treatin em in happy puppy. we're gonna have fun by karaoke. I invited Kodok, Tjang, Yerem, Sosiz, SPS, Yo2n, Ace, Mo2n, Bocah, & Ine. those who I dont invite... I'm so so so so sorry........................... sorry sorry... is it ok?

well, I wanna sleep. wish 2morrow would b nice day. thx God & thx Guys... 4 lovin me so much

I love U too. bye!

1 sausage+2 meatballs+ noodle rice=????

2005-10-20T11:41:00.000+07:00

Hi, Guys!!

well, 2day I learned so much bout da gal... that's a good education!! & I ogt da knowledge from *****... u musnt know who she's... however thx

however, 2day I laughed much... & I couldnt keep a straight face. just shout out loud

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!!!

That's what I call real laughter... it's nice 4 ur health dude...

well... 2day my english class in eloquence went crazy...

we're learnin bout ambiguity. then there's da example like this in da book

Please shake be4 drink da medicine in da bottle...

FYI Ambiguity is sentence that sumtimes can doubt people cuz there can be more tahn 1 meanings.

well, then my class went crazy... look @ da sentence... interpret what it can mean...

my friend, Budi, said ,"oh... it means u must shake ur body be4 drink da medicine..."
then he shook his body... da teacha was goin crazy too...

be4 that.. there's sentence "Modern dance is immoral"

then my teacha said,"BUdi... Remember modern dance is immoral dont shake it gain""

wahahaha... da class burst out laughin!!

then my friend, Chris said," Bud, u shake ur 'brotha' "
Bud said,"ooohh... which brotha bigbrotha or lil brotha??"
wahahahaha...

then da teacha got da hell out o da class... & Budi & Chris talked bout basketball... he said,"let's play now!!" "where's da ball?" "just get 1 of ur "balls" "...
u get it??

oohh..."no!!! dont!!! I get 2 "balls" cuz I eat sausage, 2 meatballs & sum rice noodle evryday..""
wahahahahah... vry crazy!!!

btw 2morrow I aint havin test or sum fuck like that.... it means a day of relax!!! wakakakka.... btw as usual I still freaked around with sum hot guys & chicks 2day... hehehehe... thx 4 bein my friend!!

well time 2 sleep... bye!!!

Real World or Road Rules

2005-10-17T19:37:00.000+07:00

Hola~!! How R things??

well... 2day is a quite bad day 4 me. I dunno why. I couldnt understand what my teacha xplained.

as be4, I still feel like hated by sum-guys. & this guy's 1 of my best friends... Hix hix...

however 2day I had a basketball test. It's easy but I suck so I cant kick ass!! here R da rules... we had 2 put 3 balls into its basket. but we only have 1 min. & I can play basketball & my time is more than 1 min. my teacha said my score's below 55!!!

I suck
I suck
I suck
I suck
I suck
I suck
I suck
I suck................

fiuhh... then 2day I got da toelf test result. it's disappointed me cuz I cant reach 475 & my score's only 468... 7 more!!!! da test was easy but I sucked & I couldnt kick ass 2...

it's OK!!! what da fuck is fuckin me!!! da damn conclusion is that I never ever be able 2 KICK ASS!!! I suck!!! what da fuck...!!! I neva pay attention of what I learnt from this crazy world

DA WORLD IS GOIN BANANAS...!!!!

da world is goin bananas...!!! say this shit is bananas... B-A-N-A-N-A-S!! this shit is BANANAS... B-A-N-A-N-A-S...!!

allright that's enough... but banana is fruit from heaven... it tastes so good & I luv its colour. it's yellow!!! it means cheerful... hiyaaa...

well, yestreday I watched Corpse Bride... it's such a sad story that Kodok cried watchin it... I got this information from Yo2n & many guys... I cant believe tough guys like her could cry watchin da movie... bwahaha... unbelievable

but it's natural. perhaps she's sensitive gal... & she's human so it's ok!!

however... these days I like 2 watch Real World or Road Rules in MTV asia... Mtv asia has been showin da RW/RR Challenge: da inferno... wow, there were sum hot chicks.... but my favourite contestant is Coral & Kendal... they're vry hot!!! & they're tough. that's hot!!! well, RW/RR is 1 of my favo show... that's hot. & there R sum hot things happened like FC, etc. wow... i's good 4 urban like u!! (inspired by Platinum)

it's enough 4 2day... bout Runaway Bride Project, I'll finish it S soon S possible. if u've inspiration 4 me, please gimme a call or send me SMS-es... thx

D-jay out

Runaway Bride Project

2005-10-16T16:41:00.000+07:00

what's up guys!!!

2day is sunday & i dunno why I hate sunday

why???? cuz I cant meet & freak around with my friend. they usually go 2 church so we cant meet on Sunday... hwahahaha, I'm so different with my friends. they go 2 church evryweek, neither do I!!!! I think I just go 2 church less than 10 times a yar!!! bad boy, bad boy, bad boy!!!

Ooohh.. my Lord in heaven, please 4give me. I'm so lazy that I sumtimes 4get goin church. I'm so sorry. I apologize that I often tell others secret. I promise not 2 do this anymore. I'm sorry cuz I seldom go 2 church. please bless me & gimme guidance. although I rarely go 2 church, please bless me so that I can always be reminded by You. I love You so... thank God 4 da best things I've been receivin in my life. thank God 4 lemme live till 2day. thank God 4 da vry best friends You give 2 me. thout You I'm just a foolish. I'm so sorry. Amen...

huaaah... luckily I'm neva haunted by sum ghosts. cuz I know da Holy Spirit always guide. He's my guardian angel!!!! btw do u believe in guardian angel??

Allright, 2day is a quite borin day but 2day is vry vry SUNNY!!! hip hip hurray!!! thank God 4 givin me sunny day. it's such a sunny day that I spent this day sunbathin!!! I luv sunbathin... ahhh... I cant neva 4get da warm breeze. Indonesia is a country of warm breeze!!! I luv that. & 2day I sunbathed. I wont sunbath if there's tannin salon in Jakarta. unfortunately there isnt. so I just sunbath sunbath & SUNBATH... SUNBATHIN is my hobby!!! hiyaaa... thank God 4 givin me such a cozy warm breeze. that's hot!!

okay... what do u think bout da title?? do u think I plan 2 marry sum1 illegally...

NO!!!!

NO!!! dont misunderstand!! I just wanna make a novel titled 'Runaway Bride'
well, I've got da concepts... I planna do it 2morrow. is it a good idea?? but FYI I wont make it be a gal's novelties, I'll make it be boy's novel. so i think there will be sum 'hot' things cuz boys like it!!! & I decide da main person is male not female. well, later I'll show u if it's done. Inspire me!! & thx 2 my friends esp. Ace 4 inspirin me... FYI Ace is a good writer!! sum of his 'masterpieces' such as Blue Book, Merah Scarlet, Varschalocky, etc. by these days he'd made a horror story titled 'Pintu'... G'job ACe!! I'm sure it'll be sold sumday...

ok, please pray 4 da Runaway Bride Project... thx 4 supportin & I promise I'll give da best

heheheh... bye!! D-Jay out!!

unimportant

2005-10-15T22:09:00.000+07:00

Hollaback, guys!!!

huuuaaa... 2day I found nothin special

I just went 2 CL 2 buy sum suits 4 my parents' staffs 4 Idul Fitri. it's our family's tradition. we always buy em nwe clothes 4 Idul Fitri

well...nothin interestin happened 2day. so I just can write this... bye!!

Gokma & Dini Attacked... RRRUUUNNN!!!!

2005-10-14T20:50:00.000+07:00

Hello, evrybody!!

2day is a vry interstin day cuz many funny things happened 2day.

I got many "un-teachered" classes 2day
wonder that
da 1st class is Bahasa INdonesia 4 2 hours & da teacha was absent
da 2nd is Physic, there's da teacha
da 3rd is English, there's da teacha but Sir Eddy (K-sevenians may know how he'd be in class)
da4th is religion & no teacha gain
da 5th math by rudy, there's da teacha & there's test
& da last is mat by gokma, I didnt join her class 4 a reason I'll tell u

1st lets start with funny thing happened 2 my friend Kodok who's been vry useful 4 da makin of this blog. sum hot guys were standin watchin students from 3d playin basketball. da hot guys R tjang, wilyo, cece, betet, joshua & me (da hottest of all)... just kiddin. then it's KOdok's turn 2 shoot da ball. then 1 of da hot guys said,"Wow, what a gal... who da hell is she?? she's vry great playin basketball yo!!" then he knew it's KOdok, then he said "Oh KOdok of course... she's vry tough".... bwakakakaka there R funny stories 2 bout her, she's in puri with yo2n, ace, boca & mo2n.. then they played da punchin game, then it's her turn 2 punch... BUUUUUAKKK!!! Unbelievable, her score is 8177...!!! It's vry great 4 lady!!! then she's known as a tough gal... once, I's talkin with ace bout her & HK heard our conversation... we talked bout how strong Kodok is & then HK was surprised & asked,"HHHAAA!!! Does Kodok Body-build herself??" bwakakakaka!!! but she's a vry good friend u know!!! sorry 4 kodok if I write these fuckin things!!! but u should be proud of urself Dok!!! however 2 appreciate I advised u 2 visit her blog @ http://cherish2hope.blogspot.com ok??

well, then lemme tell ya why I didnt join gokma's class. I's jokin with yo2n, mo2n & kodok in 3d. FYI my class is 3b. then I didnt know that Gokma's in da house... & then I got Jaken & Adline got out from class. they're goin 2 toilet... then we chit-chat & finally we decided 2 be absent @ her class....

well, lemme tell ya sum fun facts bout gokma
well, she's a math teacha & this is my 1st yar got her 2 teach math... she's so dumb that she made a math problem on whiteboard & didnt know how 2 do it... hahahaha!!! bad teacha!!! none could understand what she taught & she didnt understand what she taught too!!! she taught cuz da previous math teacha, Mrs. Yulia is in Chicago now... FYI Mrs. Yulia is a killa teacha... she's vry emmotional, hi-tempered, etc... tillda k-sevenians call her GB. It's da iniitial of Guru Bangsat or in English da initial is Goddamn Bee-yatch... hahahaa

allright, back 2 main topic, then we decided 2 sit in front of 3a... but there's mrs. Rospit, our Physic teacha who I respect... she noticed us, we're surprised& hid in toilets... then we got out from da toilet & chit-chat gain... then Ms. Dini, da english teacha found us... here R sum dialogues

dini: hey hey what da fuck R u guys doin bitch!!
we (jaken, adlin & I): ummm... we're bein punished
dini: who da fuck punished u?
we: fuckin teacha maddam gokma
dini: ooohhh... why?
we: we're late 4 her class

heeheheeh fiuhhh... my heart was beating fast... dag dig dug... lets have cool facts bout dini

dini is an english teacha in K7. She taught me while I's bein in 1st grade... but da cool facts bout her is that she's shorter than me!!! so we call her 'bonsai' I dunno if it's english but it'sa hand-made tree which is vry mini... then anotha nick-name 4 her is NINJA... why??? cuz sumtimes she could be invisible by her mini body & suddenly she she appears & makes us surprised... so she's called ninja... btw 2day Ace sais that he wondered how dini would be in ninja suit... hmmm... I cant think of it 2... vry freak!!

yeah @ least, mission accomplished!!! we did it, we did it, we did it, hurray!! hiiiaaaah... lucky!!

u're so lucky, lucky lucky!!! bwahahaha it's Franz Ferdinand's song...
biaaaiabia!! fiuh halt this fuckin shit!!!

well, lets call it a day... bye guys!

Ms. X

2005-10-14T11:51:00.000+07:00

Holla People!! hehehe

these days r so borin that I spent many times in crib sleepin... hiyaaa I may be hibernatin bear!!

btw lets gonna have sum heart-2-heart talk... lets talk bout da babe I fancy... I wont tell u who she's so lets say her name is 'x'.

well, we have been knowin each otha 4 3 yars... @ 1st i'm not so close 2 her... but when i's @ 2nd grade I dunno why but we're gettin so close... days by days we get along, get along & get along... we liked 2 chit-chat bout sumthin crazy & we liked 2 have heart-2-heart talk. she told me many stories of her & so did I. but of course i didnt tell her whom I love cuz she's. hehehe...

it's such an amazin moment that we liked 2 spend our daily life in school 2gether. but dunno why... now we're not so close gain. we usually just smile when meet & rarely have heart-2-heart talk gain.

huuuiii.... I dun needa go steady with her, I just wanna get closer gain with her cuz she's vry nice. & now she has been goin steady 2 a guy. I's 2 late 2 tell her but it's ok... it's her right perhaps it's not been my time. just keep my love in heart. it's ok, it's ok, it's ok... @ least she's happy it's ok.

How can I get closer with her gain? I wanna talk 2 her but I dun have a correct topic 2 say...

oohh... why dont u start speakin 2 me
i wanna have conversations with u as before
i dun have da topics
just try 2 be nice 2 her
try not 2 upset her
pray 4 her 2 be happy
why dont u start talkin 2 me
I feel no use thout u
I'm so lonely now
I just keep my love in my heart

hhuaaaauauauaua.... da words make me go crazy!! I dunno how I get those words... but I think it is 2 deep... yah it's ok... it's 2 deep, isnt it?

I'm a real jackass guy, arent I? I seem 2 be so desperate in luv!! bwahaahhaa....

ooohhh... by these days I often had absent 4 a class... I's 2 lazy!! & I feel 1 of my friends hate me... I doubt it but she's just so... yah like that... wish she didnt hate me...

2morrow I'm havin correction test of math... I's 2 lazy 2 study, moreover my crib has been blockin off till now... vry dark... I'm updatin blog in laptop cuz I can operate da computer.

lets call it a day... bye guys!!

untitled post

2005-10-12T10:27:00.000+07:00

What's up!! Feel good?

Hmmm... finally 2night I can eat melons gain... Melon's my favourite fruit!! I luv melons!! They're yummy!! huh... it's a fruit from heaven!! hehehe...

yesterday my family celebrated Lilo's B'day... bwahahaha!!! yeah, that's true!! we gave him a small piece of chocolate ice cream. we made him a cone-shaped hat. we had many pictures of da celebration too but I dont have 'em. hehehe....

yeaterday I had sum ridiculous conversations with Adeline.... here da story goes

yesterday I's 2 lazy 2 join MD class & I found Adeline & Regina in TB class... there R sum fellas dancin there... They're dancin like hawaiian dancers. they mada da formations of letter "V". Then Adeline started her jokes. she asked me if I's brave 2 "shake it off" in da center of formations... hahaha... then we laughed... then she "shook it off" in front of me. hahaha... then we talked bout kinda carribean dances which there's a stick put horizontally, then we passed it under da stick & bend ur body 2 da back & pass da stick under

& 2day we played that kinda dance with sonia... vry funny. bwahaha!!!

btw finally yesterday I finished mid tests of grammar & vocab in elo. & 2morrow I'm havin etica test in school... I hate that subject!!!

well, call it a day.... bye!!

mid-semester report

2005-10-09T13:37:00.000+07:00

Hi, Guys!!

Welcome 2 Diary of Ricky da D-Jay. hehehe...

well, 2day I received my mid-semester report. my mom took it this morn. I guess da results arent bad. it's good enough 4 me. but da worst scores R @ art apresiation subject. da scores R 60 & 55. I dunno why... FYI I joined da modern dancin class!!! bwahahaha!!! @ 1st I joined vocal group class, but I heard da teacher clashes with Mr. Rizal da choir teacher who I hate. Then I had 2 choose subject between drawin, modern dance or kinda ballet... I decided 2 join modern dance cuz it's da best between those 4. but I get bad marks!! hix but that's OK!

well, I spent 2day accompanyin my uncle & his fiancee lookin 4 marriage stuffs such as invitation cards, souvenirs, make up artist, etc. Because of that, I went 2 Mangga Dua, a kinda shoppin center in Indonesia. & visitin Mangga Dua means buyin some cool DVDs. hehehe... da DVDs R vry cheap only bout 5000 rupiahs each or bout 50 cents us dollar!!! hiyk hiyk... yeah!! vry cheap, arent they? hehehe... but they're not original but da quality is as good as da original one. hehehe... sorry but I prefer watchin movie with cheaper price. I bought 'Wedding Crashers', 'Da Longest Yard', 'Corpse Bride', & 'Dukes of Hazzard'... all of them R comedy. why?? cuz I love comedy sooooooo muuuuch!!

well, 30 minutes 2 midnight. 2morrow my uncle & his fiancee R returnin 2 their cribs in Central Java. huuuaaa... they're gettin married soon, I wanna marry 2 sum1 now!!! hehehe just kiddin. yeah... bout 'her' I still can get closer with her gain. I dunno I cant find da topics. but I wish I were in her heart. bwahahaha impossible!! who knows?! well, these days I liked 2 have conversations bout gals. we liked 2 have heart-2-heart talk bout yahh.... bout ladies, chicks... bout da nastiness of guys like us. hehehe... Both of us R vry horny u know!! hahaha... just kiddin.

but I really wanna go steady with a gal whose face looks like Eva Langoria. hwaa... she's vry beautiful & hot. u guys love Eva Langoria too? she's vry sexy!!

I think I have 2 sleep. I'm vry sleepy...

bye! take care!!

Happy B'day Lilo!!

2005-10-08T00:58:00.000+07:00

Hollaback!!

1st of all

Happy B'Day Lilo!! Lilo's my dog & I love him so!! It's his 1st b'day & I plan 2 give im a cake sumday. hehehe...

btw I have a quite interestin picture of us

there it is...

hey btw I got Indonesian work from fuckin Anwar Effendi... I interviewed jaken's salon & bridal & I visited her crib with adlin, cong, ace & hand-some (Handrata Samsul, shortened become Hand-Some) hehehe...

we're so crazy there!!

btw my uncle's fiancee arrived here from Semarang this mornin. & 2morrow I'll go accompanyin them lookin 4 marriage stuffs...

btw 2morrow I'm receivin mid-term report!! & My parent must take it!! fuckin shit!!

let's call it a day. 2day I'm havin simple life but interestin...

bout simple life... I'm reminded with a sexy American babe, Paris Hilton... & bout sexy babe I'm reminded with Eva Langoria!! hehehe

bout victim of my charm... I think I can get closer 2 her gain... although now she's not so close but I'll have a talk with her soon!!

take care!! bye!!

The Emancipation of Ricky >_<

2005-10-07T05:43:00.000+07:00

Good Afternoon, Evrybody!!

Hi, People ova da world & ova da rainbow!! hehehe...

Sumwhere over da rainbow... bluebirds fly...

Hiyaah I dunno da next words... However 2day my uncle will arrive here from Purwokerto. Happy & Glad mixin in my heart...

btw I'm havin TOEFL test @ 4.30 p.m. Oh my god, i'm so tense that I cant study now... I really wanna reach 475 or more!! (read da previous post) &yesterday I had mid test of dictation, listnin comprehension, readin comprehension, composition, & retellin story in Elo...

da capability
Dictation-> 60%
readin-> 30%
listnin-> 45%
retellin-> 10%
composition-> 50%

Da conclusion is da tests R very difficult!!!

btw I've been thinkin of 1 thing. I wanna get my freedom. what??? once more WHAT??? Whadafuck do u mean d-jay?? I mean I wanna live free just like a song

born free
as free as da wind blows
as free as da grass grows
.....

yah... that's a good lyric & i luv da song. if i'm not mistaken, da song is 70s song, isnt it? however, I wanna express myself now. I dont wanna be da chicken anymore & I dun wanna be lonely anymore.... bwahahaha... I dun wanna be treated as an underdog anymore. as a goats' shits, as otha fuckin shit things in this universe... actually do u know why I wrote this?? I dunno too just 4 fun.... hahahaha

however I just wanna be FREE!!!

btw I luv da title of his post... Emancipation of Ricky... hehehe... inspired from Carey's latest album "Emancipation of Mimi". Emancipation means freedom. I's confused bout what da title of da post would be & then I hummed Carey's "We Belong 2gether"... & I's inspired!! so I titled this post Emancipation of Ricky. I'm creative!!!! bwahahahaha nothin 2 be proud...

btw bout "We Belong Together"... I think da lyric's vry great. it's meaningful for me

...when u left I lost a part of me
it's still so hard 2 believe
come back baby please
we belong 2gether
who else M I gonna lean on when times get rough
who's gonna talk 2 me till da sun comes up
who's gonna take ur place baby nobody else
we belong together....

hiyaa vry meaninful!! but bout da victim of my charm, I think we're not so close gain as be4. I dunno why it's jus happened. when we meet each otha we just smiled each otha. unlike be4 sumtimes she held my hands thout reason. that's quite unreasonable!! just keep her in my heart & better start "SHOP 2 RIGA" ehehheheh... I havent told da meanin 2 anyone, it's my privacy...

I WANNA BE FREE. I need more love in this world. I need more laughter in this world. I wanna have fun & praise da Lord cuz I still live. I wanna mamke myself important. I wanna make my life meaninful. bwahahaha... vry disgustin.

well... I needa study 4 da toefl test. wish me luck! & trynna guess what SHOP 2 RIGA means!!

D-Jay out!!

n.b: I changed my MSN account name 2 be "Manusia Serigala dari Sungai Yang Tze" (Werewolf from Yang Tze River)

Ramadhan Starts Now

2005-10-06T05:32:00.000+07:00

Hollaback...!!

Hey ya!! Ricky da D-Jay is in da house again yo!! Bwahahaha...!!

btw 4 da Moslems, 2day is da 1st of Ramadhan. It means 2day is da 1st u guys fast. Be patient, be kind, be mature, be cheerful & be happy.

Allright, cuz 2day is da 1st of Ramadhan, my school is close 2day. I can spend my life in my cribs all day!! I've just finished reaadin Ace's novel titled "12.00 a.m." There's da movie in Indonesia but hadnt watched it so I borrow da book. Thx Ace!! Da story's quite complicated & I thought it's spooky but NO!!! not spooky @ all!!

bout novel, I cant find "Pacarku Ibu Kosku" anywhere in my crib (read da previous post titled "5 Ridiculous Dancers") I really wanna read that fuckin book. Ace gave it 2me not 4 my parents. however, I dun blame Ace, I thank him 4 givin me da book. U'll understand afta readin da previous post... OK!!

I find nothin special 2day... I go nowhere cuz da gate's locked. vry borin... & 2day I'm havin mid-test of dictation, listenin comprehension, readin comprehension, composition, retellin story in eloquence, my english course. btw I've been learnin English in Eloquence since I's 5 yars old till now!!! Incredible!! hehehehe...

2morrow my uncle from Purwokerto & his fiancee R travellin here 2 look 4 sum marriage stuffs 4 their marriage on April 2006. hehehe... have fun!!

if I'm not mistaken, 2morrow I'll have TOEFL test in Elo. I signed up 2 join it. if I can reach 475 or more, I can be @ TOEFL 1. & now I'm still intermediate 3. it's bout 3 more steps 2 get da Toefl education. & as U know if I can reach 475 or more I can be @ TOEFL 1 @ once...

& 2morrow I'm havin cookin test & mandarin test @ school. vry lazy but 2morrow I'm goin back crib @ 12.00 p.m.

Bye!! Take care!!

5 Ridiculous Dancers

2005-10-05T04:39:00.000+07:00

Hi, How R things??!!

Btw 2morrow is da 1st day of Ramadhan (Islamic calendar) & so da Moslems R fastin since 2morrow till da beginnin of November... 4 da moslems who's goin 2 fast... be holly, be patient, be kind, be helpful, be cheerful, & of course BE HAPPY!!! hohoho... happy fastin...!!!

well... my friend, Ace gave me a novel 4 my b'day. Thx Ace!! but there's 1 thing bout da novel cuz da novel is quite pornographic!!! OK.. it's an Indonesian novel. Da title is "Pacarku Ibu Kosku". U can buy it in bookstores in Indonesia. Da cover of da novel makes me "ill-feel" cuz da cover's da picture of a lady (bout 30-more years old) surrounded by sum topless gents....!! oh my God!! da lady's fat & ugly (Ace & I said that da lady looked like our math teacha, Gokma)... bwahahaha.... then I saw da synopsis backside of da book. da story's like this

a villager moves 2 town. His friends mock him that he's primitive cuz he wanna have sex after marry. then he falls in luv with da homestay mistress & has sex with her. then he knows that da homestay mistress likes 2 do sumthin negative......

yeah no problem with that but my motha saw that book & read it... then she said she'd read it 1st cuz it's good. she added if it's 2 pornographic, she wont lemme it. HHHWAAA!!! Yeah doesnt mean I'm a mamma's boy or sum kinda fuck like that but I think she still thinks I'm innocent. but parents know da best 4 their kids, dont them??

however... 2day I did monkey business again with Ace, Yoyon, Momon & Bocah. what more?? unlike before, 3d was quite silent @ da 2nd break. then I came & found them playin around. well... as u know from da title, we danced!! da dance's like a tribal dance. vry ridiculous... if I'm not mistaken, we danced & sang Franz Ferdinand's song "What Do You Want to"... cool song. is that really da song?? I forget. here is sum steps 2 dance :

1. make a horizontal line
2. put ur hands on ur left & right side friends' shoulders
3. Singin, raise ur right leg above ground
4. Singin, raise ur left leg above ground
5. repeat da movements

vry ridiculous... but I wasnt ashamed. we looked lika cabaret dancers...!! hwaaa... moreover sum guys entered da class while we're dancin. what're da expressions?? they ran away!!! they got "ill-feel"... bwahahaha... then we stopped dancin & da populations R increasin again. hiyaaa... vry embarasive. btw it's a need 2 try.

call it a day... wish my motha allowed me 2 read da novel... bye! take care!!

Happy B'Day 2 Me!!

2005-10-02T12:34:00.000+07:00

Holla...!! Bwahahaha....!!

2day is an unforgettable day 4 Indonesia. Why?? cuz 2day da gas price R increasing (be more expensive) bout 100%!!! Hiyyyaaa... My parents usually pay Rp75000 4 gas & now it's bout Rp140000. Hiwaa...

& it's a headline news... do u know that there were bombs xploded in Bali... Hix2 it's such a beatiful place that I really wanna travel there feel da sun... Hix... I hate terrorists!!!

& 2day my Red Cross team went 2 Bandung 4 a competition & I had joined but cuz of I had 2 accompany my uncle in his marriage this day... well, good luck guys... Be da victor!! I know u guys can do it....!!

& 2day is my 14th B'day!!!! I'm so glad!! Hurray!! wish I can be wiser, can be more mature, can be more fun... amen. & dont 4get wish I can grow higher & higher next yar... hehehe

I'd planned 2 treat my sum of my friends do karaoke 2 day but cuz of there're issues that there'd be demonstrations bout increasin price of petroleum... so yah... I posponed it, perhaps next week I will. Sorry guys!! However, this is a great b'day... I love that!! & thx evrybody who'd sent messages 4 me written "Happy B'day".. thx a lot guys...!!

uhuk uhuk... I still get cough & itch... (read da previous post)

well... my grandparents R goin 2 Israel, Egypt, Jordan, etc this monday... I dunno what they're doin that 4. but i wanna travel there too, wanna watch sum bellydancers.. hehehe >_<

HOOauhhmm *yawnin* I guess it's late allready. I have 2 sleep, I'm vry sleepy...

Happy B'day 2 me
Happy B'day 2 me
Happy B'day Happy B'day
Happy B'day 2me

See Ya...!!

The end of mid-tests, The end of September

2005-10-01T04:46:00.000+07:00

Hollaback....!!!

Hola, Hola...!!

1st of all let's sing happy b'day 2 my friend Samuel Sennardo whose birthday's yesterday

Happy B'day Sammy!!

Allright!! finally mid-tests R over... I'm so glad!!

Thursday, Sep 29
Huaa... physic & economy tests!! suck... but Physic test wasnt 2 difficult. & economy?? huh... not bad but it's difficult too

& today's tests were DIFFICULT!! They're religion & etica tests...!! both of them R difficult...

but finally they ended... FYI da mid-tests started with difficult test & ended with difficult test...
HIYAA!!

Wel... 2day My math teacha Maddam Rudy was angry 2 me & Andre. here is da story...

Ace & I sat in front o Cong & Handrata.... then we're chillin bout sumthin I forget..
then suddenly Madam Rudi beat us... but honestly it's my fault... she looked like wanted 2 cry..
oh my Gosh!! I felt so guilty.... but I kept smilin heheheh... sorry Madam Rudi..

btw 2morrow da REd Cross team's goin 2 Bandung 4 a competition.. @ 1st I joined but I have 2 accompany my uncle in his marriage 2morrow from 11 a.m till 12 a.m. in church. Honestly, I prefer goin 2 bandung!! OK wish they cold win... I know they can... Good luck guys!!

but 2morrow is my BIRTHDAY.... hehehe
After accompanyin my uncle... I'm invitin my friends 2 sing in karaoke place in happy puppy puri... imagine how would it be... must be vry crazy...!!

btw I get allergic itch these days all over my body... it's vry itchy!! *scratch*

well... I get a cough & influenza too... uhuk uhuk.....

btw my friend Kodok or Kobo or Kobo Chan or Marissa or Marco or Narsis has made my blog be more interesting... thank ya dok...!!

I guess I have 2 go.... D-Jay out!!

1st 3 days of mid-term tests

2005-09-29T07:30:00.000+07:00

Holla...!!

hey guys..!! Fiuhh... 2day is da 3rd day of mid-semester tests.

Well... mid-tests R about cheatin, & "gambling". hohoho...
actually nothin special these days... it's just happened like that

Allright... 1st day
it's math & geography!! hehehe... Pricil sat behind me, Cong sat beside me & Prajna sat behind Cong
Hey.. those guys R da math masters!! hehehe... but da problems R vry difficult.
VRY DIFFICULT YO!!
Then geography test ... I did it smoothly but Cong said I did a lot of mistakes!!

2nd day
it's Bahasa Indonesia & History tests...
quite easy... hehehe..!!!

3rd day
it's English & Biology tests...
quite easy too...

well 2morrow I'm havin da most difficult ones... they're economy & physic tests
so lazy that I update this blog... hehehe

btw these days I often play DOD ith my pals... vry crazy then 2day we talked bout nude or sum kinda like da fuck that... heheheh

I guess I have 2 study... bye guys... take care!!

Songs that Make Sense 4 me Now

2005-09-24T09:46:00.000+07:00

Yo what's up, Guyz!!

FYI I have a quite terrible fever right now... Uhuk Uhuk... Haaccihh Haaccihhh...
I've wasted more than 20 tissue papers 2day... Huufff... Uhuk Uhuk...
That sucks... moreover

I'M HAVIN MID-SEMESTER TESTS OF MATH & GEOGRAPHY ON MONDAY!!!!

Hix Hix.... Uhuk Uhuk... hehehehe (- -")

However... I have a habit 2 spend my time listenin music while I's sick
so let's just talk bout music I love

Here R 10 songs that I love now...

1. Wake Me Up When September Ends-Green Day
hohoho... this song is totally awesome...!! I think da song is match with da vocalist's voice... Da guitar is vry hot... Aaahh... gotta listen it yo!!

2. Pon De Replay-Rihanna
Hmmm... WOW!! What a hot song it is... It's bout Mr.DJ or sumkind like that... Hiyaa... Rihanna is vry hot... I may dirty-dance listnin this song.

3. Bad Day-Daniel Powter
however U guys need 2 hear this song... Vry great!! 2 thumbs up!!

4. Lose Control-Missy Elliot f/Ciara & Fat Man Scoop
More dance music... It's a real dance music... da beat rocks... well read my last post titled "Dirty-dancin Ricky" then u know how I love this song.... music makes me lose control!!

5. Bellydancer-Akon
Hahaha... shake ur body like belly dancer!! Oh my Gosh!! this song is vry hot!! get dirty evrybody!!

6. Don't Cha-Pussy Cat Dolls
@ 1st I dun really love this song but then... WOW!! it's awesome... "dont cha wish ur girlfriend was hot like me.. dont cha wish ur girlfriend was a freak like me" .... hehehe

7. Signs-Snoop Dog f/ Justin Timberlake
Hey There...!! U guys may love this song... FYI I love this song @ da 1st time listenin!! Vry awesome...!! Snoop's "Drop It Like It's Hot" is cool too!!

8. Gold Digger-Kanye West
Da dong is vry hot... But why Kanye likes 2 give title with mines like "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" & "Gold Digger"... however both of da songs R great... but I prefer Gold Digger

9. 1, 2, Step-Ciara f/ MIssy Elliot
lemme me see u 1 2 step... evry body 1 2 step... Hey it's a hot song yo!! gotta dirty-dance evrytime lisnin da song...

10. La Tortura-Shakira f/ Alejandro Sanz
Hmmm... I love Latin music & I love Latin gals... although I dunno da meanin of da song but this song is great... Aaahhh... I love Latin Music!!

Hey I've mentioned 10 from many songs I love... hahaha... there R still many songs I love like "Wordplay-Jason Myraz", "Mr.Brightside-The Killers", "U're beautiful-James Blunt", etc...

Well, 2morrow I'm goin 2 study hard 4 da mid-semester tests... wish me luck guys!!

Uhuk Uhuk... hahaha I always laugh evrytime I remember Andre sang Halleluya 4 da DOD...

Well... take care evrybody cuz I got fever although I ate much... hehehe
I thought I got avian flu... Uhuk Uhuk... but I think I dont get avian flu now...

btw My grandma & aunt is here now cuz my aunt is goin 2 return 2 Beijing this week...

OK guys... take care... Ricky da D-Jay out!!

lalalalalalalalalala...

2005-09-22T04:44:00.000+07:00

Hollaback...!!

Uuurrghh!! U know what, I get a terrible stomachache 2day
I think I didnt eat sumthin 2 dirrty yesterday (I usually eat sumthin dirty, not too dirty)
I dunno why but this kinda pain stroke this mornin

Honestly, I should've stayed @ school till 2.30 pm but I just till 00.30 pm.

However, yesterday I's behavin like a dumbass... hohoho what does it mean actually??

my friend, Andre 'Ace' Sutanto who's vry freak... said

Ace: let's draw sumthin pornographic.... (in indonesian: gambar bokep yuk!!)
Djay: What!!!??? Let's do it!!
Ace: lalalalalalala 'gambar bokep' (in english: lalalalalalala pornographic picture) (sing)
Djay: huh??

FYI da tunes of da song is vry vry freak... @ 1st I's confused but then....

I joined singin that fuckin song!!

lalalalalalala 'gambar bokep'... lalalalalalala 'gambar bokep'...
Then we danced like an Amazones tribe... llike this

1. raise ur hands up
2. sing da song
3. revolve

bwahahaha... it's a need 2 try yo! Then we did it in front of many people...

Ahahaha but I didnt feel ashamed either. U know 2day i did it gain with im...
Many fellas watched us... hahahaha

very very very embarrasive but I didnt feel ashamed...

however I just baked a bread 4 cookin lesson in school. it tasted great!!

btw 2morrow I'm havin physic test... huhuhu wish me luck guys!!

btw a friend of mine, Kodok has put a chatter box in this blog.. that's great!!
2 appreciate her, I advise u 2 visit her blog in http://whitewing.blogspot.com

Thx a lot!! Ricky da D-Jay out!!

a panic morn

2005-09-18T00:54:00.000+07:00

Hollaback!!

Hohohoho...
hmmm... I have a bad news cuz I can't join da Red Cross Competition in Bandung next October. Why?? My Mom doesnt permit me cuz my cousin'll get married & I have 2 accompany him since morning till night... Hix Hix... It'll be vry borin!! Hua!!!
I really wanna join da competition ion Bandung... but.........!!!

Btw I think my school doesnt wan us 2 join da copetition cuz it wont serve da facilities such as, transportations, accomodations, etc. Hey, P7!! We're an honorous guests yo!! Hahaha... But it doesnt matter...

Honestly, it's an honour 4 me to be invited 2 da competition cuz it's a big competition. Hahaha. However, pray our Red Cross team 2 win. They rock!!

Yesterday morn I's awaken cuz I heard voice sounded like this...

KAING KAING KAING!!!

@ 1st I dun realize... I thought Lilo wanted 2 go upstair then da "servants" shouted like

Servants: Hey, what's wrong with u??
Lilo: Kaing Kaing
Dad: What's goin on?
Mom: Pa, U check Lilo
Lilo: Kaing Kaing
My bro: gosh gosh gosh (he's brushin his teeth)
me: hhuuuaaahhmmm (I's yawnin)
Lilo: Kaing Kaing
me: Good mornin Lilo!! (I dunno sumthin happened 2 him)
Lilo: Kaing Kaing
My Bro: Gosh Gosh
Lilo: Kaing Kaing Kaing
me: sumthin wrong with im?
Mom: Ki... Lilo choked!!
me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! Is he dead already?
Mom: no, not yet
me: Fiuh lucky!! call da vet!!
Lilo: Kaing Kaing

Then I know da story...

9/16/05
bout 4.30: Allah Akbar...! Allah Akbar...! (FYI I live near mosque but I ain't Muslim)
--da activities in my house started--
5.30: My Mom went downstair 2 cook my dad's breakfast. Cuz of rain, my servant kept da box (filled with Lilo's food & toys) in da dry place. Lilo found his toy (it's a bone-shaped bull skins). My Mom gave im.
5.40: Lilo's still bitin his toy then he swallowed it
5.45:
5.55: Mom called vets

M: Hello... Dr. Cucu?
V: Yes it is. Can I help ya?
M: Oh... sure!! My dog's choked. I think he swallowed his toy. What should I do?
V: Wait 4 a moment... usually he'll vomit it
M: But he hasnt
V: just wait & see. if he doesnt vomit, bring im here. Dont be panic
M: Ok thx a lot!

6.00: Lilo vomitted (hurray!!)

Hurray Lilo vomitted... then I saw what he swallowed & u know what he swallowed his toy & it's as big as my thumb!!

Lilo isnt a big dog, he's a Japanese Spitz... He's only 5.5 kgs. & now he's as healthy as before

Btw yesterday I's laughed by many gals cuz I played volley badly... honestly I can play but sumtimes my passin's terrible but sumtimes I can play vry well...

It's full moon 2day. Beware of werewolves like me!!

I'm updatin this blog in internet center beside my parents' shop. it's vry cheap!!

FUCK (For Ur Chain of Knowledge) 1: dog usually vomit after bein choked
FUCK 2: Call da vet evrytime sumthin wrong happen 2 ur dog & u dunno what 2 do
FUCK 3: Full moon is evry 15th of Chinese calendar

That's it... Ricky da D-Jay out!!

n.b: it's late already but VMA is totally awesome. 2 thumbs up. it's a need 2 watch 4 music-lovas like me

MOre Basketball Accident

2005-09-15T17:30:00.000+07:00

Basketball?? Many of my friends luv playin it. But I dont. Why? cuz of sum foolish things & I'm not so good playin it. foe example...

Last yar my friend threw basketball 2 me & I forgot that I's playin basketball... I thought I's playin volley & I did upper-passin &

UURRGHH!! Hahaha... ridiculous!!

2day I got accident again... here's da story...

I played basketball with Yrem, Andreas, Pen2, Sizz, etc (sorry if I dont mention). Then I didnt focus & Pen2 called my name,"Ricky! Ricky!! Catch da ball!"... I coulda find da ball... &

DUAGHHHH!! Where did it land?? MY HEAD!!!! Ahhhh...

Then da special is it happened twice!! Hahaha

More sport accident 2day is when I played volley with Topher & Charles...
Da ball wasnt on da right place & hit Charles' face... Then Topher laughes & he wanted 2 pass da ball 2 me but da ball hit Charles' face again!!

DOUBLE HIT 2 CHARLES!! I'm sorry 4 Charles...
Hmm... 2morrow I'm havin english test... I dunno but I think I'm quite good in english. As u know I can make this blog in English

I got an information I need funds 4 Red Cross Competition in Bandung. Hwaa...

It's enough 4 2day. Thank U! Bye!!

Dirty-dancin Ricky

2005-09-14T05:49:00.000+07:00

Hello, World!!

What does da title mean??

Well, it means bout my condition now.... cuz I can always dirty-dance evrytime I hear "Lose Control" by Missy Elliot, Ciara & Fat Man Scoop...!!!

Music makes me lose control, music makes me lose control....

ahhhh... the song makes sense... that's hot

Hmm... OK... Yesterday I had volley test & my ,partner is Andre... we did a lot of monkey business

Fool things... I asked andreas when we'd go home, then he answered

"I dunno too sum people say 11.50 sum say 10 to 12"

Do u know sumthin funny in da conversation??
Firstly I dunno but then I realized that

11.50=10 to 12

Right?? Of course!! hahaha

however 2morrow I'm havin economy test... It's difficult...

so I have 2 study now. Bye!!

apartment, Lilo & match gal 4 me

2005-09-12T01:52:00.000+07:00

Good evnin evryone!!

I stayed in my apartment since Friday till 2day. It's marvelous!!! Although I had 2 part with Lilo 4 few times but that's not a problem 4 me. Stayin in the apartment is bout playin tennis...

????

da last time I play tennis was bout 2 yars ago. Now I'm not so good playin it... But 2day I played tennis with my Motha & Fatha. It's a lota fun but because of me... Welost 2 balls. hahaha What da f***!!

I dunno where da balls R now but they're flown 2 a hotel!! Did they break da glasses?? huh..

Then I apologized 2 my parents cuz I lost 2 balls & thay said it's OK... hahahaha

Then I went 2 my home & met Lilo. He's so aggresive & kissed our legs. hahaha

Then I sat on sofa & he jjumped on2 da sofa &

UURRGGHH!! He landed on my BALLS!! That's quite hurt...
Btw M I in luv with my dog??

U know... on da day we met, I felt there's sumthin diferent in this dog. I love im @ da 1st sight. then we've spent bout 9 months livin 2getha. I've known im well & I think he knows me well 2

BUt da questions R...

M I in luv with my dog?
M I a gay? (remember it's a dog not a bitch)

& da most tragic question in my mind is

Will I have sex with im soon????

Ummmm... I doubt it. He's vry hot but I think I will neva neva have sex with Lilo. I wont marry im. Of course he's a dog not a man. But sumtime we kiss & he smell my dick & da f*** like that

Honestly da match gal 4 me is
-American, Latin, or African-AMerican
-beautiful, hot
-not feminime
-have same personalities with me
-kind

Well... look @ those 5 criterias... if U're match... e-mail me @ ricky_dadejay@yahoo.com or dumb_indonesian_guy@hotmail.com hahaha OK??

ummm... well I think 2morrow I'm havin volley test. Bless me 2 get a good mark, please!!

Hoahmm... let's call it a day. I coulnt sleep last nite cuz da fire alarm in my apartment rang... Fortunately nothin happened. Bye! Take care!

n.b: 2day is 4 years of WTC destruction, isnt it? let's pray 4 da victims. & Raikonnen wins again. That's great!!

Not 2 special

2005-09-10T15:40:00.000+07:00

Hello, Evryone!!

Well... I always feel sleepy this week. Why?? I dunno too... Evryday, after da school, I sleep in da car & I dun hear anythin suddnly I'm home...

O my Gosh...!!! Then I take a bath & do another thing in toilet such as poop, etc. Then what do I do?? I sleep again!! Usually from 4p.m. till 5p.m. & I sleep again at night from 10 p.m. (usually bout 11p.m.)

HOwever there R sum unpredicted things this week...
Suddenly, Tjang came 2 me & cong... then we did heart-2-heart talk!! I often did it at 2nd grade... Then he became quite bizarre & rarely talked with us... Then I spent much time 2 talk with im. Hahahaha that's great. Stella & I prepared tac-tic 2 make their friendship better gain.

I got news that I should go 2 Bandung 4 a competition at my birthday with my friends. hahahaha that'll be great huh!! bout birthday, finally I've bought Andre's birthday present. It's a horror novel. da title is "Panggil Namaku 3 Kali" WOW!! It's based on true story. & da movie will be played in da cinema next or this week I think. Well... I can't wait 2 watch it.

This week wasnt so special 2 me cuz I spent much time sleepin. So I think it's enough 4 this post cuz I have nothin 2 say gain. Bye!! Take care

Freakers at Red Cross Competition in SMPN 76

2005-09-05T10:16:00.000+07:00

Hi, Guys!! How's ur life?? Actually I have an unforgettable life 2day. hehehehehe. Why??
Let's see!!

Oh.... 1st of all.... Happy B'day 2 my friend Stephanie Pieta Sandra (SPS).... Happy B'day, Dude!

Then, congrats 2 my friend, Manissa whom won a Chinese harp competition.

Then, congrats 2 K7 Red Cross team which joined da competition (I joined) hehehe
Well... there were sum fun stories in da competition

Well.... Yesterday I got a mail from my friend, Meidi, that I had to go to school at 7 a.m. to da competition in SMPN 76

I got 2 school with my lovely parents & my lo0vely dog, Lilo.
I didn't study cuz I's 1 team with a dilligent & smart (although I hate her) friend, Christella (CS)

my team's me, CS & Manissa.... but CS couldn't join da team cuz she had to join da 1st aid competition... WHAT DA F***!!!

Manissa & I didn't study.... & Andrew'd join da team.... humph....
Andrew just knew he joined da competition that morn.... HE HADN'T STUDIED TOO!!

HHHWWWAAA!!! 3 crazy people who didn't study at all..... would join a "Cerdas Cermat" (theory) Competition....

Then, CS said 2 our coach,"I think our CC team will lose"
WHAT!!! Manissa & I thought," How can she say that... did she think she's da smartest?? We could win yo!!!" Yeah... actually I'm a lil bit dumb lah... hehehe
honestly... I prefer bein with Andrew 2 bein with CS. hahahaha... of course

We're in a car 2 SMPN 76... hahahaha then we started da monkey business
then we arrived at SMPN 76... we saw a funny things
that's evryone there were studyin & we didn't!! Honestly... I's 2 lazy 2 study
I joined da competition just for havin fun... Then we started da competition by lookin 4 nice food 2 eat... Hahahahaha.... I ate a lot of food at da competition, u know! but spent a lil of money

1st... 500 for "krupuk"
2nd... 500 for choclate milk
3rd... 500 for ice tea

in our school canteen usually the prices R:
krupuk.... I dunno it's not in da canteen
choc milk... I dunno 2
ice tea.... 2000

Then I ate a free cheese banana bread.... McD.... etc

OK... back 2 da competition
we were chillin bout CS... bout funny things... like this for example:

Manisa said," We must be tense cuz yesterday I's tense & I won"

hahahahaha... is it true?? Let's see

then it's our team's turn.... we competed with SMPN 213 & SMPN sth...
We still said sum fool jokes like...." We must be tense cuz it's a victorious signal"
hahahahaha

In da room... da other teams were so tense but we laughed & chuckled
very very funny.... I dunno why but da guys were so hilarious & crazy
so was I...

U know we chuckled after listenin 2 da sound of da bell... & what bout like... yah like umb jokes
"Hey look... they're so tense. It's a victorious sinal... Immitate em!" Manisa said
But we couldn't stop laughin. I think the judges thought if we did consume drugs, if we did drink alcoholic drinks... hahaha. We didn't behave as contestants.

However... we won our session da 2nd got 500, 3rd got 400.... and we got

1000!!!!! That soundshot, doesn't it? No actually.... I hought we'd join da nex session but da 1st, da 2nd & da 3rd is scored from da points they got... I still dunno da result but I think we lose... I did think that passing da 1st session was a victorious signal. but what bout da other teams???

We're informed that we lost & if I'm not mistaken da 1st got 1500, 2nd got 1200, 3rd got 1100...

WHAT!! 100 more??!! Oh my gosh... but I'm proud cuz we didn't study but we'd get that

I still think that WE ARE DA CHAMPION.... WE R DA CHAMPION...NO TIME FOR LOSER... CUZ WE R DA CHAMPION... OF DA WORLD... Whatda f***?

Allright... I don't give a damn... it's OK. Inthe other teams.... for da guy's team (Andreas, Wira, Durand, Jonthan) they got 303 from 310... & da gal's team (Vicky, Meidi, Tira, Miss Kepo Cs) got 310 from 310.... Wow!! That's unbelivable... I love 2 hear they won except CS.... sHe's just da patience & she's more xtreme than VQ, Tira & Meidi... She just laid there...

It doesnt mean I's jealous 2 them...
but if u meet CS u'll know why i hate her...

Humph... in the journey 2 da home... we did sum monkey businesss gain...Laughed, laughed & laughed.

Well... That's an unforgetable moment.... freakin around with my friends... ahahha

In home... I still had 2 finish my bioogy presentation. I finally finished & updated this blog...

Humph... btw my grandma & my aunt had went back 2 Purwokerto... My house was gettin more silent gain, huh!!

Okay... it's enough,... 2morrow I'm havin volley test... Bye! Ricky da D-Jay out!!

Holiday Makes Me Eat Too Much

2005-09-04T07:53:00.000+07:00

Wazzup guys!!!

Well..... Yesterday was a very tiring day....

I went to Bandung with my grandma (from Purwokerto) & my aunt. I should accompany them, shouldn't I?? but that's OK... They didn't irritate me.

BUt I went there by a "deer" (a.k.a Kijang) & I got bored along da journey.

OK.... THat's all.....

Ohhhh..... Why don't we greet my friend, Andre whose birthday is 2day.
Happy B'day, Dude!!!! Have fun!

Btw bout Andre... I just bought 1 of our favo book, "Kambing Jantan". Hahahahaha... I know that f*ck*ng book from him. It's very very very very very amusin. 2 thumbs up!!!

Well... I guess I have 2 make da supa f*ck*n work I got from school & it's a BIOLOGY PRESENTATION!!!!

I must make it in Micro Powr Point. That sucks.

But the topic is my favo topic.... "Perkembangbiakan Generatif" or we say in english as....

sex-life

hahahaha

I guess I can put a picture of men havin sex there & I can't stop thinkin what the xpressions of my friends & teacher will be.

However... 2morrow I'm competing (subject: theory) for a Youth Red Cross competition in a school. I need 2 study. But I'm in the same team with Christella & Manissa. I'll give it all 2 Christella. Hahahahaha. She's smart, u know!

But 2morrow my grandma & my aunt are goin back 2 Purwokerto by train. I'm not too sad but my house will be silent again. Not silent actually... there's Lilo. Hahahaha

Well.... wish me luck for da competition 2morrow. Take care!! Bye!

Hi, There!!

2005-09-01T17:41:00.000+07:00

Hello There...!!
Finally I create my own blog. I'm so happy

By the way... I think u guys should know me first

name: Ricky Astrida Herman
nick name: -just call me Ricky-
DOB: October 1st 1991
hobby: laughing, smiling & joking
interest: music

Well... actually I'm a bit freak but I think it's OK...